Things I love:
Driving (especially at night), burning CDs, catching the smell of someone else using a sharpie, trains, abandoned railroad tracks, trains that take things to scary old buildings (example), train yards, train stations, telling people about the Mexican flag, quoting movies and people looking at me with a clueless face, Ebay, fresh juicing, listening to a thunderstorm from the safety of my home or car, the smell of sun-tan lotion, my mother's cooking, cleaning the kitchen as long as I can listen to Launchcast, Lipton Onion-Soup Mix, Monica Woods' 7-day forecast, La Virgen De Guadalupe, Durga, paper towels, sugar cookies with frosting, cherry kid's shampoo, elbow grease, candles, craigslist, watching my eye twitch in a mirror, trying to keep telemarketers on the phone as long as I can, polar bear webcams, listening to the 9th symphony while driving to work, orange creamsicles, cheesecake LPs, Flora Hanitizo (whoever she is), calling groups of people "rabble" or "chusma", Taina Hernandez, driving while chewing gum with my arm out the window listening to "American Woman" by The Guess Who, vintage clothing models, MOOG synthesizers, Mehndi Henna, driving with a toothpick in my mouth, the current democratic majority in the house (we needed checks and balances).
Things I hate:
The smell of the work breakroom after someone cooks something really nasty in the microwave, Friends, the smell of burnt popcorn, chicks with hella make-up, insects with striped bodies (example), singers who sing through their noses, signs that say "tracks no longer in service", cheesy train memorabilia, KCRA 3, hate-filled Christians, smelly kitchen sponges, giant S.U.V.'s like the H2 or Excursion, giant lifted trucks (Toyotas are OK), Jesus Fish (and the Darwin Fish too), tuna fish, candles that don't burn all the way down, people that are obsessed with cartoon characters, bear hunters, Dr. Phil, meatloaf (the food), Sony ear-phones, Ann Coulter, when people who don't approve my comments, Rob, Arnie & Dawn, Rosie O'Donnell, sticky residue from labels on my CDs or video games, when people clap to music at concerts, any food with the word salad in the name including but not limited to the following: chicken salad, tuna salad, green salad, fruit salad, ceasar salad.
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Music
Vicente Fernandez, Cake, Chopin, Radiohead, At The Drive-In, Pink Floyd, Weezer, Bjork, Hank Williams, Mates of State, The Mars Volta, Frank Sinatra, Nine Inch Nails, Rage Against The Machine, Tool, Johnny Cash, The Final Fantasy VII Soundtrack, Michael Jackson, Nirvana, Brotha Lynch Hung, Movie Soundtracks, Agent Orange, Neutral Milk Hotel, NOFX, Green Day.
I also enjoy from time to time the following: Los Tigres Del Norte, Daft Punk, Rilo Kiley, LCD Soundsystem, Death, Rick James, Los Bukis, Video Game Soundtracks, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Louis XIV, Paul Oakenfold, Ludwig Van Beethoven, Belle & Sebastian, Mirah, The Ataris, Link Wray, The Dining Rooms, Reggie & The Full Effect, Artie Shaw, The Postal Service, AFI, Kinky, Sonora Tropicana, The Mike Longo Trio, Ravi Shankar, Madonna, Billy Joel, Kool & The Gang, Xavier Cugat, Le Tigre, Guttermouth, The Get Up Kids, Incubus, The Flaming Lips, Death From Above 1979, Bronco, The White Stripes, Enon, Patsy Cline, Ladytron, The Decemberists, Bloc Party, Hall & Oates, Beck, Banda El Recodo, The Buzzcocks, Carlos Gardel, Freddy Fender, Deftones, Notorious B.I.G., Franz Ferdinand, Jamiroquai, The Police, Phil Collins, Luciano Pavarotti, D.R.I., Barry White, Dr. Dre, Kenny Rogers, Sonora Dinamita.
Currently listening to...
Human Nature - Michael Jackson
Girl, You Know It's True - Milli Vanilli
Hoarding It For Home - Mates Of State
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Movies
The Ten Commandments, Silence Of The Lambs, Taxi Driver, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Leon, Eyes Wide Shut, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Seven Samurai, Pulp Fiction, Network, Spirited Away, Napolean Dynamite, The Wedding Singer, La Ley Del Monte, Ghost World, Star Wars, The Three Caballeros, Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, The Ninth Gate, Meet Joe Black, Amelie, Lost In Translation, Clockwork Orange, Virgin Suicides, Reservoir Dogs, Ben-Hur, Ed Wood, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Elephant Man, Half-Baked, Dirty Pretty Things, Dummy, Cinderella (1950), Coming To America, Good Will Hunting, Just One Of The Guys, True Lies, Home Alone 1 & 2, Total Recall, Crumb, La Bamba, Karate Kid, Clash of The Titans, American Gigolo, Spiderman 1 & 2, Born In East L.A., Annie Hall, *Batteries Not Included, Dumbo, He Loves Me He Loves Me Not, Overboard, Pure Country, 13 Going On 30, L'Auberge Espagnole, Bridge Over River Kwai, Jacob's Ladder, Predator.
At home via Netflix...
Howl's Moving Castle
The Wrestler
Six Feet Under: Season 1
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Television
The Simpsons, Jeopardy, The Price Is Right, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Hey Dude, Smallville, Dos Mujeres Un Camino, Salute Your Shorts, Arrested Development, The Joy Of Painting with Bob Ross, Pokemon (Season I), C-SPAN, George Lopez, Duck Tales, Chespirito, The Dave Chappelle Show, Heroes, Saved By The Bell, Thomas The Tank Engine, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Cops, The Office (US & UK), Coupling, Dateline: To Catch A Predator.
...and the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication.
Behold!
Babylon The Great.
The mother of harlots and abominations of the Earth.
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Gerardo's favorite quotes opinion on.... On Money: "Only boys who save their pennies make my rainy day"
On Health: "My doctor says I need a backyotomy"
On His Lawyer: "He had sex with my momma!"
On Cologne "My favorite is Calvin Klein's 8th-grade Dance."
On Love: "You will be mine, like my dog, or my horse, or my falcon, except that I shall love you more - and trust you less."
On Love (once again): "They laugh, they make money. He's got a gold watch. She's got a silk dress and healthy breasts that bounce on his Italian leather sofa"
On Love (twice again): "It's hard to love a man whose legs are bent and paralyzed."
On Love (thrice again): "But when you speak to her, Her eyes light up. The music spills right into your cup. It's so abrupt and it's so concise. There are pies on a carousel. Have a slice."
On Sex: "Look, I know it's been awhile, right? But uhh I'm not going to get "humped" by a giant red gorilla in space, OK? No, thank you."
On His Birthplace: "I was born in the back seat of a Greyhound bus... Rollin' down highway 41."
On Crime: "Kill them all and let god sort 'em out"
On Politics: "Kill them all and let god sort 'em out"
On Animal Rights: "Kill them all and let god sort 'em out"
On Religion: "If you are feeling sinister, go off and see a minister, he'll try in vain to take away the pain of being a hopeless unbeliever."
On Religion (once again): "Jesus wrote a blank check... one I haven't cashed quite yet."
On His Enemies: "The city that he builds shall bear my name, the woman that he loves shall bear my child. So let it be written, so let it be done."
On Death: "Solo al rico le asusta la muerte, a dejar su fortuna para otro."
On His Tombstone: "My name is Cliff. Brother of Joe. I got me some crack. I want me some HOES!"
On Television: "When I turn on my TV, nothing but pornography. No more rated "G" in a perfect world"
On His Free Time: "If I had my way, I'd never work. I'd just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all f*cking day. Then I'd dress up like a clown, and surprise kids at schools. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait until somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That's funny to me. Then I'd paint, and read, and play violin. I'd climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I like to sing. But I don't got that kinda time."
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Who I'd like to meet:
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lol. i know what you mean. My dad said to move where ever makes me happy but also has work. My mom said I have to live near family so the kids have their grandparents. She basically ordered me to move back to cali or she would follow me wherever I went.
ok TN sucked way bad the whole family hated it an the place where we lived was slowly following apart after 2-3 weeks we moved back so now i am in Carmichael.
After reading your blog i see you have also been screwed by a health-care company. There goes 17billion anyways, if you have not got a job yet i know you will your a hard worker. We should get some jimboys one of these days when i have $$$ peace mang
Oh yeah hey, my boyfriend re-submit his application again,... his cousin got hired on a few months ago with HealthNet, and I think his wife works there to now. Lol, his family is taking over! Did you go to the 4th of July parade in Lincoln? There was a Mexican section that was longer than the parade! LOL!
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