Lefty Fisheye: drowning guitar, leather jacket.
Clambeard the Pyrate Drummarr: concertina, Spice Island from International Male.
Captain Keller: Hollering, bass guitar, the Snake & the Claw.
Seamose the Terrible guitar player: flogging the admiral.
Influences
Grog
Sounds Like
Pirate Rock and Roll! Yar, ya don't need to read this. Listen to the damm clips, ye scurvy dog. And play it loud! These be REAL mixes from arr de-butt album. Buy it now and join the MonkeyKnifeFightClub! The first rule of MonkeyKnifeFightClub is ya got to buy yer own copy of 'Sunken Chest'!
Yarr saving "Noggy Boots", which is NOT on the album. This be a demo recording, made deep in the hold of the Seaward, arr ship and studio.
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Yar! We're ready to come to your town and help you party it down! And drink yer rum. And touch yer booty. Har har har. We'll play yer party, yer rock show, or yer divorce. We'll play yer birthday party but only if ya don't bring a clown. Unless you want a dead clown show atcher birfday parrrrty.
Shouldn't have ta say this, but racists and other hateful bastards need not apply. Racism, sexism, homophobia and other types of hate are part of the system of the MAN, what which pirates dedicate their lives to living outside. Be creative in your hate. For example, Clambeard the Pyrate Drummarr has focused his hate on Peter Frampton and Jimmy Buffett.
Luke Lukas is back with an album full of that gleeful gloom that made us love him at first sight. His trustworthy 4-tracks and him go their separate ways so he's now presenting 12 perfectly arranged folk songs to us. Luke reveals himself as a kind soul, but like the western movies taught us, a dreadful killer always hides under every placid looking Texan.
"Leaving his strongly lo-fi sound that impressed us the first time, he treasures the recipe, packing in this new plain, delightful work a caring love for vocals, which are worthy of Neutral Milk hotel, with a touch of Chordettes feel."Daniele Dileo - Lab Magazine
Last year our official Pirate Tattoo Shop Studio City Tattoo(Ye Olde Tattoo Shoppe) Cap'n Slappy and Chumbuckets personal tattoo shop got beat by a TV LAND tattoo Shop to come in second to a TV show. Lets show TV Land that pirates rule!!!!! Please click on the link and vote for Studio City Tattoo,it only takes a minute and will help them out allot
What up all you kickass people. Please take the time to add our toyota music rock the space music mix tape to your myspace by pushing the grab this button. You vote by adding our slammin mixtape to your site. You guys are seriously our favorite people. I come home from work everyday in a shitty mood. I hate my job. But every time I get on here, I leave with a smile. That’s you guys. You pick me up when I’m down. I would like to do the same. Vote for us so we can put out some good quality music. We will win 10,000 dollars in fender equipment and signed to myspace records. The ten grand in fender gear would help alot. Sorry for being slow with the comments lately. We’ve bin recording for this contest. Thanks, Your biggest fans. AOV ps we love you
JOIN US FOR OUR FIRST TIME IN VANCOUVER, WA! WE'LL BE AT THE ICEHOUSE THIS FRIDAY AND SATURDAY, JUNE 19TH AND 20TH. IT WILL BE ONE OF ONLY TWO PORTLAND AREA DATES THIS SUMMER!
RAT SKATES talks METALLICA on A&E, The Biography Channel
RAT SKATES is one of the featured guests on THE METALLICA STORY, a special airing on THE BIOGRAPHY CHANNEL beginning WEDNESDAY JUNE 3rd at 10:00 pm EST. The special will air for one week on BIO, followed by dates on A&E TELEVISION, the parent network.
BORN IN THE BASEMENT is available on DVD at RATSKATES.COM and at RETAILERS WORLDWIDE through The MVD Entertainment Group, http://WWW.MVDB2B.COM.
Huzzah and Well Met!
It is wonderful to make your acquaintance!
Cheers to wishing you wind in your sails, rum in your bottles and a pirates chest full of treasure
Lefty Fisheye: drowning guitar, leather jacket.
Clambeard the Pyrate Drummarr: concertina, Spice Island from International Male.
Captain Keller: Hollering, bass guitar, the Snake & the Claw.
Seamose the Terrible guitar player: flogging the admiral. 
