TRASHY BANDS THAT SHOULD MAKE TRASHY RECORDS THAT'LL LIVE ON AFTER THEY'VE SPLIT UP, SPLIT UP BECAUSE THEY SPENT FORTUNES OF TIME, EFFORT AND MONEY TRYING TO RECORD AN ALBUM TO APPEAL TO PEOPLE WHO WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD SONG IF IT BIT THEM ON THE ASS, SHAME ON YOU, GROW A PAIR OF BOLLOCKS, COME HERE AND MAKE THAT FILTHY SHIT YOU WANT TO MAKE.
I LIVE IN NORTHERN IRELAND, WHERE THE SUN ALMOST NEVER SHINES, THE DRINK IS PLENTY AND THE GIRLS ARE PRETTY.
I LIKE THE BONNEVILLES, ROCK N ROLL MONKEY AND THE ROBOTS, THE ROUTES, RUSTY SPRINGFIELD, BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS, THE WRENCH, MOD-ROCK N ROLL-SURF CULTURE.....OH AND I THINK I MAY HAVE A STOCKING FETISH.