Dan
Dan "Elephants don't have keys."

Male
30 years old
Norfolk, VIRGINIA
United States



Last Login: 3/22/2009
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    Dan's Interests
GeneralThe written word, vegan food, radical politics, humanism, British comedy, competition of any kind, people's idiosyncracies, toys, alcohol, dirty jokes, instigation, escalation, beliefs that can be proven through objective scientific evidence, white t-shirts.
MusicAll time: Weezer, Guns n' Fuckin' Roses, The Beatles, The Pixies, Sleater-Kinney, Black Star, Clipse, NOFX, Propagandhi, Bob Dylan, Elliott Smith, The Promise Ring, The Get Up Kids

Right now: Sufjan Stevens, Bright Eyes, Rilo Kiley, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Tilly & The Wall, The Junior Varsity
MoviesDocs: The Corporation, Enron, Outfoxed, Why We Fight

Not docs (?): Batman, Goodfellas, 12 Monkeys, True Romance, Out of Sight, Star Wars, Alien.
TelevisionOh boy do I hate TV. I do love my Simpsons DVDs though.
BooksThoreau: Walden; Rushdie: Midnight's Children, The Moor's Last Sigh; Nabakov: Lolita, Invitation to a Beheading; Marquez: Love In The Time Of Cholera; Jones: The Pugilist at Rest; Zinn: A People's History of the United States; Simmons: Ilium; The poetry of Keats, Yeats, Elliot, and Bishop.
HeroesMy parents. My friends (you are all fucking amazing, seriously). Thoreau. King. Cobra Commander.
Groups: 757 Vegans/Vegetarianswe are not nuggets!DANS ONLYGOT LOVE FOR BASKETBALLRed Sox NationCruzer's Friday Night BoozersThe Rad Falcons

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     Dan's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Danvers, MA
Body type:5' 8" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Activist

   Dan's Schools
Wesleyan University
Middletown,Connecticut
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: English
Clubs: Wesleyan Animal Rights Network Food Not Bombs
 

1997 to 2001
St Johns Preparatory School
Danvers, MA
Graduated: 1997
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Kicking ass
Minor: Taking names
Clubs: Social Justice Committee
 

1993 to 1997

   Dan's Networking
Marketing - Marketing - Manager
Manager of Youth Campaigns for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals



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   Dan's Blurbs
About me:
Pass the Nugget!




Street lights turn off when I walk under them. Not all the time, mind you, but way more often than they should. I'm not sure what this means.
I have extremely poor impulse control.
I hate hippies, telephones, and mushrooms.
I've had a bona fide near-death experience.
I don't have the whole girl thing figured out just yet.
The president of the New York Dairy Farmer's Association gave me a vintage Niagara Falls Postcard from 1939.
I have an extensive collection of hotel key cards.
The Dalai Lama and I once got into an internationally-publicized tiff (no, seriously).
I'm too emo.
I like long jokes that seem like they aren't going anywhere, but really they are.
I dislike being asked questions I couldn't possibly know the answer to. "Why doesn't my cell phone work?" I have absolutely no idea.
I have very weak senses.
My friends are my life.
I am completely obsessed with food.
I will school your ass at Street Fighter II, and don't think that I won't.
I am proud to say that I know all of my MySpace friends in real life.
I see no point in false humility.
I am a patriot, and anyone who says otherwise is not.
Give me something to win, and I'll win it.


Propagandhi for peta2.com



"Those who profess to favor freedom and yet depreciate agitation, are people who want crops without ploughing the ground; they want rain without thunder and lightning; they want the ocean without the roar of its many waters. The struggle may be a moral one, or it may be a physical one, or it may be both. But it must be a struggle. Power concedes nothing without a demand; it never has and it never will." --Frederick Douglass
Who I'd like to meet:
People who care about things.

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Dan's Friends Comments
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Perlemanberg

David Perle



Nov 25 2008 2:11 AM

Congrats on the good news, Dan! :) (If you have karaoke at the wedding, I'll sing as well as Holbein!)
annie

annie



Oct 24 2008 9:19 PM

annie

annie



Aug 20 2008 11:13 AM

Death Star Over San Francisco
annie

annie



Jul 30 2008 2:24 PM

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annie

annie



Jun 25 2008 1:44 PM

The Lego
annie

annie



May 30 2008 1:55 PM

Beach Blanket Bingo
Pulin (believes in you)

Pulin (believes in you)



May 27 2008 12:45 AM

your layout is like 2 campaigns behind
annie

annie



May 16 2008 3:27 PM

annie

annie



Apr 14 2008 4:45 PM

Millennium Falcon Over Mexico
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annie

annie



Mar 4 2008 7:49 PM

Humorous Pictures
Enter the ICHC online Poker Cats Contest!
annie

annie



Mar 3 2008 3:08 AM

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Ben

Ben



Jan 26 2008 9:33 AM

why is it that team goldsmith always does well when we're not playing you? ass.
annie

annie



Jan 17 2008 1:45 AM

Cassandra

Cassandra Curbelo



Jan 16 2008 12:08 PM

The CE's are a bit OOD but it's still FAF...
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You know this guy?
hallelujah boy

hallelujah boy



Jan 7 2008 5:39 PM

hey my friend saw your profi6le and thinBks you look hoft! she is new to myspTace but wants to chat with you on msbn mesnsenger her name on there is emily19mills@hotmail.com
annie

annie



Dec 5 2007 7:29 PM

Hardcore Channukah Dance
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annie

annie



Dec 3 2007 2:01 PM

Jewish Myspace Stuff
annie

annie



Nov 28 2007 10:33 PM

Hey Handsome - Today would have been a good sick day! Come home soon!
Christopher Hoyt

Christopher Hoyt



Nov 24 2007 6:23 AM

This is what you're into.
annie

annie



Nov 20 2007 4:31 PM

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In Defense of Animals

In Defense of Animals



Nov 16 2007 10:23 PM



taryn

taryn



Nov 10 2007 3:45 PM

Hey Dan....How are you??
In Defense of Animals

In Defense of Animals



Oct 30 2007 4:10 AM

annie

annie



Oct 27 2007 3:06 PM

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abby

abby williams



Oct 11 2007 12:13 AM

Hey, maybe you could contact your friend, Rev. Al Sharpton to come to Tupelo in protest of an upcoming kkk rally...
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