number 1 hotgirl™ twitter.com/thedillonthomas's Comedian Bio
Bio
classically trained ballerina formerly with ballet of the americas turned martial aritst trained in wtf olympic taekwondo sparring-3rd dan-retired-current-model-currently just perfecting my comic timing with a some heavy improv training alas i quite enjoy being the center of attention and i forsee stand-up comedy in my future if i get bored enuff!! see i am a trained actor ie not limited to one style id like 2 consider myself a national treasure i always continue to educate myself becasue i have a feeling i will be speaking to the masses and will be paid major coin tony robbins style!! thats all for now folks!! party clik!! what!! this is me. original and profound. i am dillon thomas.
Website
dillonalexandra.com
Influences
my eyebrows, eyebrows in general, eyebrows for the most part, my friends sometimes maybe my enemies more times, party cliks, partialism, fetishism, wearing a face mask of any kind is a huge influence, actually perversion has alot to do with my style, my teachers pretty much ( this is a shout out to all the teachers "u make me wett") then all the wierd kids, william hung in his earlier years, patrick bateman, elvira (not really but the lesie in me liked her tits) and peewee herman and the 60s n 70s style wise and then all the rappers from the bay area but who needs any influences when ur a comic genius im a straight up og bitchez cant touch this and i aint even playin straight three six spinners trill
Members
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number 1 hotgirl™ twitter.com/thedillonthomas's Interests
General
my eyebrows first and foremost, metal mostly slayer, comedy duh, porn, big tits round asses, big wet asses, vagina yes please i love it, the love i love to love people, creating and maintaing the most perfect eyebrows ever to exist of all time, art, ebaying, baking, camping, writing, and number one hotboys! party cliks!! what? party
Music
SLAYER pretty much!! juvenile, cash money millionaires, dj quik, e in blue, girl talk, the kills, eagles of death metal, test icicles, slayer, motley crue, all mike patton, dragonforce, crystal castles, santogold, modest mouse, t-rex, devo, david bowie, ryan adams, goldfrapp, the white stripes, the smiths, the kinks, bowie, murder city devils, the velvet underground, andrew wk, sean lennon, nick cave, the blood brothers, the locust, yeah yeah yeahs, melt-banana, joy division, the cure, the campfire girls, cocorosie, said the gun to the girl, mae shi, smashing pumpkins, mgmt, mars volta, at the drive-in, death from above 1979, dillinger escape plan, E40, rappin 4 tay, trick daddy, pitch white, trina, and oh yes some aesop rock bitch..............
mostly flicks that i consider quality some with subtitles some not, lots of cinema circa 1960 and 1970 but for the most part ie indies/arthouse/foreign films here are some of my faves: elvira madigan, l'avventura, salo, ballerina, perversion story, lust caution, basquiat, i shot andy warhol, the king of kong: a fistful of quarters, nosferatu: phantom der nacht, the shining, y tu mama tambien, rudo y cursi, la strada, le notti di cabiria, blow-up, amores perros, ferpect crime, factory girl, marie antoinette, control, modigliani, paper moon, vertigo, the shining, swimming pool, what the fuck is a jackson pollock? and my favorite movie of all time has got to be cable guy then i dig star wars of course duh, then all the troma films, heckler, kill bill volume 1, kids, gummo, freeway 2, elf, the incredible shrinking woman, gotcha!!, strangers with candy, killer klowns from outerspace, pippi longstocking, freddy got fingered, spun, brainscan, buffalo '66, boogie nights, pulp fiction, bad santa, wet hot american summer and lastly american psycho u bitchez!! oh yes and all the asian horror films!! and lastly the best movie of all time "magnolia" cos i got taste!! ya dig
Television
small wonder, cold case, nip tuck, big love, ifc, adult swim, telenovelas of course and mostly those seirra mist commercials, then the burger king ones and the snapple ones pretty much spark my interest then of course unscripted, cheaters, campus ladies, sherman oaks, madames place, curb ur enthusiasm, strangers with candy, kids in the hall, in living color, Tracey Ullman show, blow out, the final fu, def comedy jam, the tom green show, snl, mad tv, arrested development, chappelle show, entourage, teletubbies, mystery science theatre 5000, judge joe brown, the soup-all shows like that are up my alley and shit!! ya dig!! and then a lil' csi miami and some law and order court shit, love me some crime ish i love the wire!! ya feelie!!
Books
the bible that being the satanic bible, no wait my thesaurus thats my bible. then a few of my faves include.... the last lecture, michael caine- whats it all about? and acting in film, tao of jeet kune do, my mother/my self, frida, the lover, catcher in the rye, the scum manifesto, siddhartha, the andy warhol diaries, brain droppings, betty crockers cook book, winter stalk, skinny bitch, a new earth, actually I enjoy a good read too many too list ie im a member of oprah's bookclub and currently im reading.....clive barkers short stories and yes i will admit to reading anthony robbins awaken the giant within. oh and the book i will write one day: "number one hot girl: you sound fat!!" party ps. read more sartre!! ;)
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Heroes
Anton LaVey!! Excuse my beauty this bitch is fierce!! please release me!! i wont work my looks no more!! Funniest kid alive and we aint just talkin looks ya feelie!!
my mother, family, friends, women/men with integrity and humility and all the givers of the world and lastly teachers of all capacities
number 1 hotgirl™ twitter.com/thedillonthomas's Details
Status:
Single
Here for:
Networking, Friends
Orientation:
Lesbian
Hometown:
hollywood
Body type:
5' 8"
Zodiac Sign:
Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:
Yes / Yes
Children:
Someday
Education:
In college
Occupation:
actress/writer/artist/f-liner extraodinaire
number 1 hotgirl™ twitter.com/thedillonthomas's Networking
im really foxy too. hit me up if ur on the avant-garde tip and wana create some wicked sweet pics!! hellz yeah 4 more go here. http://www.modelmayhem.com/dillon
number 1 hotgirl™ twitter.com/thedillonthomas's Companies
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http://www.Dillonalexandra.com silver lake, US superior goddess eyebrows
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number 1 hotgirl™ twitter.com/thedillonthomas's Blurbs
About me:
Who I'd like to meet: People I wanna fuck duh...oh and i love the ladies with the big fat tits and shaved pussies u should actually be willing to allow me to measure ur pussy and ass pretty much, then the redheads they get me so wett so like matt ross, bobby flay and michael rapaport i love u..anyone that can make me a celebrity over nite, anyone that loves my eyebrows more than my eyebrows and i do....world class athletes (mostly the brothas and the somoans thats how i like to get down)....buttwoman....all the lovers of picolin out there habla me...the leprechaun from 1 & 2, those one guys from Bang Bros so i can give them medals that I will buy at the party city or the party world.....and then like mostly id like to meet all the number one hot boys of the world then a couple of twinks a few snowballers and then pantyboys mostly so pretty much i would like to meet anyone that wears dillon thomas panties andanyone that has a big mouth billy bass its my dream to meet you!! thats whats up!! and of course obsessive stalker types that adore me are always welcome with open arms and lastly i love having slaves, pets and wimps or anyone that wants to buy me a present cos u can never have too many presents or attention!! hello ps. i almost forgot about the sluts cos i fucking love sluts especially the ones that are in the porn so all u myspace whores out there if u got a fat ass and some real soft titties and u fine as hell u can holla at this gurl rite here dig!! party
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