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Matt Dwyer
Matt Dwyer my blogs are worth reading.

Male
101 years old
Echo Park, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 11/18/2009
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BioTHE BROKEN WEST "BACK IN YOUR HEAD"
.. ..>Matt Dwyer: Male Feminst on FunnyOrDie.com..>
Influences
TV ShowsI was on national television once. It was a crowd shot at a baseball game.
FilmsThe Living Wake, Reality Show and some shit that is still on a shelf somewhere.
AlbumsThe Beatles White Album. Serious no joke. I'm on it.

    Matt Dwyer's Interests
GeneralThrowing hammers into traffic. Remembering the golden age of print. cough drops. stealing laundry. buying booze for minors. breaking into homes and force reading the residents poetry. swallowing balloons of heroin, crippling the poor. plotting small yet effective ways to over throw goverment. coffee
MusicYou haven't heard of it yet and by the time you do I'll be listening to something else, and of course - zydeco
MoviesGonorrhea: Sailor Beware!!
TelevisionTV's are best used when crashing onto the head of strung out gamblers tied to a chair who owe you money.
BooksI only read books written in Russian so i don't think you'd understand any of the titles. Oddly, I don't know Russian.
Heroesany one who actually owns a burro.
Groups: The Pretty Okay Ho-hum Spectacular on Ice!hal hartley fansthe untitled kevin tavolaro has abandoned his dreams and resigned himself to a quiet life of cable tv and being lame projectevilnowUCBTLAMaximilian Blanc Fan ClubGarageComedy.com THE SHOWEcho Park

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     Matt Dwyer's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Chicago
Body type:5' 8"
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:Some college
Occupation:i do strange things

   Matt Dwyer's Companies
The Second City Theater
Chicago, US
Actor writer director

most of the 90's
UCB Theater
New York City, New York US
actor,

Improv Olympic
Chicago, Los Angeles, Illinois, California US




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   Matt Dwyer's Blurbs
About me:
Next year was a bummer.
Who I'd like to meet:
Those who drool during prayer services.

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WITHERED HAND

WITHERED HAND



Sep 10 2009 7:07 AM



"GOOD NEWS"
THE NEW ALBUM FROM
WITHERED HAND
OUT 14th SEPTEMBER ON
SL RECORDS

Les Blanks

Les Blanks



Jul 2 2009 2:29 AM

Hey Matt just wanted to remind you we're playing UCB on July 11th. Hope you can make it!
http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/shows/1825
BSmile™

B Smile



Jun 8 2009 3:53 AM

Yay...new blog!
I feel like an a-hole for asking, but are you on twitter?? (cuz I'd follow you).
Cheers! ~B
Long Island Lolita

Long Island Lolita



Jun 4 2009 6:13 PM

I can't wait to wake up together, eat some cold deep dish pizza from teh night before and watch our kids play. UR the best ever but I think I want a real ring this time.
Rommel Del Crypt

Rommel Del Crypt



May 18 2009 6:55 PM

Thanks again for gettin' me that B. Stoker's Dracula DVD!! Loved it!!Someone's getting heroin in return!you deserve it!
Castle Asshole

Castle Asshole



Apr 30 2009 2:59 AM

Hi Matt. We went and did it. We put you all over our video. You can check it out here:

FUNNY OR DIE ~ watch here and vote for our episodes so more people see them :)
http://www.funnyordie.com/search/a?q=castle+asshole&commit=Search

FACEBOOK ~ while you're posting updates every 5 minutes... http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=55516377747

YOUTUBE ~ we all know how this one works... http://www.youtube.com/user/castleasshole
Allison Dynamite

Allison Dynamite



Apr 19 2009 5:11 AM

<3
Buddy Lee Lewis

Buddy Lee Lewis



Mar 30 2009 11:08 PM

Hey! Check out this new website, if you dont mind. It has some inexpensive advertising for independent artists like ourselves. $25 gets a month worth of advertising. Lots of clicks. Thought I would pass it on. Everybody has to advertise some how. Stay Cool

Buddy Lee Lewis

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Apricot♥

Apricot♥



Mar 26 2009 7:27 PM

I saw you walking down Sunset in an orange sweater the other day. I honked my horn and waved at you and you ignored me. I got real sad. I shed 8 tears.
Lacey M.

Lacey M.



Mar 11 2009 7:05 PM

I love it when you get angry--it's such a turn-on. no lie.
Death To Anders

Death To Anders



Mar 4 2009 8:44 AM

you broke my heart Fredo! hey.....when are you back from Chicago, dude? if its before the 12th, hit me up.....lets get some beers. and will you blog again already? you're neglecting your constituency for chrissakes...
Rommel Del Crypt

Rommel Del Crypt



Feb 21 2009 10:04 PM

Hey!! i know you're Facebook addicted and all, but how about a new blog huh!!I miss em!if you dont write one soon, i'm gonna shoot myself in the head!
Chicago Kat

Chicago Kat



Feb 22 2009 6:09 AM

Hi, Matt! How the hell are you?! I'm enjoying reading your blogs.
If you love Chicago so much, why are you in California? You could be freezing your ass off here...

Kat
Chicago Kat

Chicago Kat



Feb 26 2009 12:29 PM

Hey, Matt! How are you?! I'm glad to see you are such a sensitive male feminist, here in the new millennium. That video was so touching :)
It would be fun to see you here in Chicago.
Thanks for adding me!
Satanico Pandemonium

Satanico Pandemonium



Feb 6 2009 8:37 AM

Hey so do you need help scooping rain water out of your ride?? I have a cup! Hehe. :) I had a fun time the other night. Rom even had a little tear of joy glistening in his eye as he watched you. Don't tell him I told u tho.
Death To Anders

Death To Anders



Feb 5 2009 2:11 AM

wanted to come to your show tonight at R Bar dude......im stuck at work in the Valley. One of your March dates for sure. Hope all is well.
hella hipster hoedown 2.6.09
Rommel Del Crypt

Rommel Del Crypt



Jan 31 2009 8:53 PM

I think i can make your show at the Lincoln Lodge.
thats in Chicagoil? where's that in Inland Empire?
Original Works Publishing

Original Works Publishing



Jan 28 2009 5:49 PM

John Vargas

John Vargas



Jan 27 2009 11:06 PM

I miss you, Matt Dwyer...

Calavera 1.30.09a
Cinema Stereo

Cinema Stereo



Jan 27 2009 12:58 AM

...... ......
kyle kinane

kyle kinane



Jan 23 2009 11:48 PM

it only makes sense that this is your child:
marcia

marcia



Jan 13 2009 3:52 AM

Youngest to Oldest.... both so handsome, both so, Dwyerish....
Rommel Del Crypt

Rommel Del Crypt



Jan 11 2009 10:43 PM

i appreciate your friendship, so i'm gonna sing you a song.....

Did you ever know that youre my hero?!??
That you are the wind beneath my wings!!
Satanico Pandemonium

Satanico Pandemonium



Jan 9 2009 4:58 AM

Matt!! I forgot to Thank You for coming on Sat. I'm glad you came for a bit! It means alot to me!! It does. :)

XOXO
x

Jessi Anjuli



Jan 4 2009 9:15 AM

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