Lord Slug

I have tomorrow off from work, slut-bucket! Wanna do something?
I'm sick of people. Fucking sick of them. Let's do something fun to forget about how much I want to kick them.

what are you doing tomorrow?????

Hey, I'm off work, but I didn't want to wake you up with phonecalls.
Call me when you get up so we can see this surrealist musical.

Ha.
I work until 5 on Monday, but I do have Tuesday evening off, so maybe we can get drunk and laugh at ugly people at a bar or something.

mmmmm johnny depp and canibalism....

what are you doing...shit you work tomorrow and all weekend....what days you got off next week?
maybe i can bother you again?

kamil its been a long time...

muahahahaaha.

sucks.

i'm sorry. where'd you go to get it fixed?

ya see, your's might be shiney and new, but it's broken. mine is probably 20 years old, and everything is fine.

*knock on wood*

bah i'm working tonight. 5-12 or something like that. I quit my second job.

kick ass. that's what it was.

but i'm sure it was sooo much better in 3D ass.

Happy Birthday SLLUUUUUUUTTTTTTT!