Jerkface
Jerkface Yeah, I ate the sandwich.

Male
30 years old
Raleigh, NORTH CAROLINA
United States



Last Login: 3/1/2007
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    Jerkface's Interests
GeneralCoffee, Cloves, Swords, Asian Food, Beer, Drawing, Hamburgers, Killer Robots, Pizza, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Pirates, Bamboo, The Color Brown, Money, The Word "Rad", Chimps, Knives, Kung Foo, Comic Books, 3D Glasses, Dragons, Fire, Guitars, Guns, Dogs, Hockey, Incense, Nachos, Minty Stuff

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MusicWeezer, Reel Big Fish, Switchfoot, Flogging Molly, Rufio, Jayhawks, Frank Sinatra, Get Up Kids, Relient K, Fall Out Boy, Blink 182, Divit, Bodyjar, Vigilantes Of Love, Aquabats, Dance Hall Crashers, John Reilly Band, Dashboard Confessional, Cute Is What We Aim For, Robert Johnson, John Lee Hooker, The Early November, Modest Mouse, Wheatus, Fountains Of Wayne, Old 97's, MXPX, Newsboys, Sugar Ray, Something Corporate, Lifehouse, Foo Fighters, Spring Heeled Jack, They Might Be Giants, A Tribe Called Quest, Lords Of The Underground, The Beatles, Ben Queller, Simon And Garfunkle, Badly Drawn Boy, The Monkees, Danger Doom, The Eels, Finch, From Autumn To Ashes, Goo Goo Dolls, Gorillaz, Hellogoodbye, Great Big Sea, Nico, Richard Cheese, Matchbox 20, Paramore, Ok Go, The All-American Rejects
MoviesFight Club, Snatch, Mallrats, Swingers, High Fidelity, A Goofy Movie, Telling You, 13th Warrior, Bio Dome, Baseketball, Dodgeball, Anchorman, Whatever It Takes, Lord Of The Rings, Star Wars, X-Men, Spiderman, Fantastic Four, Punisher, "V" For Vendetta, Lethal Weapon, Lilo & Stitch, Follow That Bird, Scent Of A Woman, Wonderboys, Good Will Hunting, Indianna Jones, Drunken Master, Help, Hard Days Night, Uncle Buck, Ghostbusters, What About Bob, Brewsters Millions, Song Of The South, Emporer's New Groove, Incredibles, Wallace And Grommit, The Matrix, Made, Casablanca, Singing In The Rain, Dumb And Dumber, Dumb And Dumberer, Ace Ventura, Nightmare Before Christmas, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Harry Potter, School Of Rock, You Me And Dupree, Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, Royal Tenenbaums, Life Aquatic, The Mask, Big Fish, Napolian Dynamite, Spongbob Squarepants, Oh Brother Where Art Though, Kung Pow, Better Off Dead, Waynes World, Monty Python's Search For The Holy Grail, Rocky, Office Space, Blues Brothers
TelevisionThe Office, My Name Is Earl, Law And Order: Criminal Intent, Invader Zim, Sam and Max, Monk, Freakazoid, Mad TV, SNL, Sifl And Oly, Family Guy, Samurai Champloo, Aqua Team Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Smallville, Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends, Recess, Snorks, Transformers, GI Joe, Voltron, Animaniacs, Tiny Toons, Looney Tunes, Garfield And Friends, Friends, American Dad, Simpsons, Cowboy Beebop, Inu Yasha, Outlaw Star, Trigun, Mr Bean, Malcom In The Middle, Andy Milonakis Show, Conan Obrien, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job, Tom Goes To The Mayor
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     Jerkface's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Hometown, USA
Body type:5' 7" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Occupation:Graphic Designer

   Jerkface's Schools
Wake Technical Community College
Raleigh,North Carolina
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Graphic Design
Minor: Associate Of Arts
 

1998 to Present
Harnett Central High
Angier,North Carolina
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
 

1996 to 1998

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   Jerkface's Blurbs
About me:
I'm just a punk-rock Fozzie bear with a hippie streak that calls me out every morning and hits me in the gut with a fist wrapped in my own troubles and a baseball bat made out of my peccadillos. After I lie, bleeding the songs of my past in a pool of my mistaken identity for an hour or two, the ghost of my hopes and dreams passes by to rub the salt of confusion into my spiritual wounds and kick me in the emotional genitals. Finally some wayward moment of responsible thought will carry my broken body and pride to the local hospital of truth where I get a few shots of common sense, a cast on my broken heart, and some pills of friendship. And every night as I lay my swollen head on the pillow of ignorance I realize that analogies make me tired.


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Who I'd like to meet:
The guy who gives out the free money.


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Jerkface has 22 friends.
 Tofer 


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Colombian

Fred  Forero



Sep 17 2008 2:21 PM

I see that it's that time of the year! Happy Birthday man. Hope your balls are hangin low.
Barry Miller

Barry Miller



Dec 24 2007 9:58 PM

hey you gotta see this website, itll show you if anyone we go to school with has a crush on you. i just tried it and it really worked lol i cant believe it!

click here to see
Barry Miller

Barry Miller



Dec 22 2007 5:22 PM

haha i cant believe these pictures got posted on myspace. her xmas is going to be ruined if her parents find out.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=125723
Amy

Amy



Mar 16 2007 7:08 PM

Search the castle...there might be more!
GaPeachMama

GaPeachMama



Mar 15 2007 12:32 AM

How's that beautiful little girl doing? Give her some sugar from her Auntie. Love yall
tyler dude

tyler dude



Feb 3 2007 9:38 AM

shall i continue or do you want to talk about the sandwich some more?
Everybody Likes Monkeys

Everybody Likes Monkeys



Jan 29 2007 4:03 AM








Everybody Likes Monkeys

Everybody Likes Monkeys



Jan 7 2007 2:49 AM

If peeing in your pants is the coolest then Mike is Miles Davis
tyler dude

tyler dude



Nov 28 2006 8:14 AM

zomg cat in a microwave!!!! yay!!!!
tyler dude

tyler dude



Oct 15 2006 1:29 PM

zomg!!!! i love tokyo! but i still hate my boss.... stupid the man with his rules and regulations... oh yeah, see you in 2009 when i get my freedom back
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Oct 6 2006 3:30 PM

You're not supose to tell everyone my problem!!!!! How have you been man?
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Sep 27 2006 10:30 PM

RAWR! Hey man how ya been?
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