Good Kenny

www.myspace.com/surelock25

I survived yesterday's sad memorial to my best friend for life's mom. I'll miss you Mrs. Elaine: my adopted mom, and my friend. See u later.Mood: depressed depressedPosted at 12:46 PM Jul 12 view more

  • Kenny Gardiner

  • 29 / Male
  • Glen Burnie, Maryland, US
  • Last Login: 11/15/2009

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Details

  • Status: Engaged
  • Here for: Networking
  • Hometown: Baltimore
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 11" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Pisces
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / No
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: Kitchen Designer
  • Income: $30,000 to $45,000

Networking

  • I spin out a little. My DJ name is SureLock.

  • I'm a fan that actually thinks that I could run a radio talk show that people would listen to. I just can't get into radio school and start from the ground-up like some of these interns. Got a family to support, u know?

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About me:

Go to http://twitter.com/surelock22 and follow me. Also, go to http://twitter.com/eViLkEnnY and follow my "dark side" as well. Everything you know about me from before is wrong now. I am a different person than I used to be. Obviously, 3 years into having a kid will change a man, but I'm going FAR BEYOND that. I'm taking the dark humor and the side of me that always wants to party and putting that "character" and stuffing that into a new identity: eViL kEnnY . What you shall read on my "normal" myspace page will be under the header "Good Kenny" and my DJing will still be under the SureLock moniker, but for blogs and such, I'm going to take everything a step further in what I consider the "right" direction, and whether it's right or wrong, I don't care, that's where it's going. I'm the father of a 3 year old girl (Katelyn), a part-time step dad of a 12 year old girl (Samantha), and almost married to a beautiful honey named (Linda). I spend my time with them WAY more than anyone else. Or I'm at work. Or I'm alone, where I like to be, on a computer (kinda sad really..., eh, screw it). TV: Comedy Central, A&E, Animated comedy (really into Futurama now), Cartoon Network (liked Ren & Stimpy? Try Flapjack on CN. Funny stuff) and Curb your Enthusiasm. I have my first ipod and it's an ipod touch and I use it daily during my smoke breaks and in my car. With it, I'm hoping that one day in the near future we'll be able to get city wide Wi-Fi and I can listen to HD radio stations online as well as a slew of others. If not, one of these days I'm going to get an HD Radio for my car so I can listen to Indie 979 (98 Rock's all indie / classic alternative station), WHFS2 (what WHFS used to be, except not as cool), erockster (Channel 104.3's 5000 song playlist awesome station), and whatever other HD-2 or HD-3 offerings there may be out there. I'm broke as a joke, so no money is ever saved and I'm left spare changing to pay for some of the most necessity bills. I drive a Honda Civic Si, the coolest hatchback money can buy. VW has nothing on a Honda. NOTHING !!! Actually, I want a SMART car, yeah that funny 2 seater looking Erkle-mobile. Small commuter cars are awesome, especially when they're $12,000 and made by Mercedes. Gas prices suck balls, even now. And that isn't going to change. People that drive big SUV's to and from work and it's only them that drives them aught to be shot IMO. I work for Home Depot designing kitchens for a living. Don't ask. It's wierd. I deal with people who have more money than God, and they're either totally cool or fucking assholes. The folks who buy the least amount of shit from me have a tendancy to be the biggest pain in the asses. The larger kitchens I design have the least amount of issues. Ahh, issues. I love dealing with issues. Work has been slow, but it's gonna pick up, I know it. If you have my cell phone number, never call me after midnight unless I'm expecting your call. It's fucking 12 AM, what do you think I'm doing ???!!! SLEEPING !!!!!!!!!!!!! CHANGES: don't call me after 9 PM unless you know I'm waiting for your call. And call my house number first. I get shit for signal at my current house.

Who I'd like to meet:

Elmo, President Bush : give him an inaugeration to hell. Dave Chapelle : cause that's a funny motherfucker !! Jesus : so I can be like "hey, I just met that Jesus guy !! Me and him parted a couple Yuinglings, it was beautiful !!" Billy Joe: cause he's my songwriting hero. Optimus Prime : why, cause if you met a transformer you would never forget it. DCRTV Dave. The "suits" at HD Radio in Columbia, MD so I can ask them "what the hell are you guys doing wrong that people still don't know what HD Radio is? Where's the T.V. advertising?" There's other people, I dunno...

Comments

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  • Oct 17 2009 3:47 PM



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  • Oct 17 2009 3:47 PM

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  • Oct 17 2009 3:47 PM

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  • Oct 13 2009 12:01 PM


  • Oct 13 2009 12:00 PM

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  • Oct 13 2009 11:59 AM

    Till the end of the month we will be giving Buy one Get one free tattoos. And in celebration of Halloween, Horror theme tattoos are 25 percent off.Color portraits are 25 percent off aswell. We just drew Septembers free tattoo raffle and are selling 5 dollar tickets for the October drawing. You can buy up to five tickets and the winner will recieve a 500 dollar tattoo free. The piercing raffle is only one dollar to enter. We also have pool, movies, music and of course the best work around.

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  • Oct 13 2009 11:59 AM

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  • Jul 28 2009 1:20 AM

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  • Jul 28 2009 1:20 AM

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  • Jul 28 2009 1:19 AM

    check out the new pics in the my photos album....InkAholics
  • Jul 28 2009 1:19 AM

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  • Apr 23 2009 12:26 AM

    Happy Birthday to your kid.
    :)
  • Apr 22 2009 2:44 PM

    Happy birthday to the little one!
  • Apr 22 2009 12:23 PM

    Dude.....I've seen you with her...she owns you for the rest of her life. Face it, she has you wrapped around her little finger. Kiss my girly and wish her Happy B'day from Aunt T.
  • Apr 19 2009 11:27 PM

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  • Apr 17 2009 4:04 PM

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  • Apr 15 2009 6:19 PM

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  • Mar 28 2009 9:53 AM

    Happy Saturday you Necropheliac!
  • Mar 27 2009 3:41 AM

    Hello there Good Kenny! How have you been?
  • Mar 10 2009 3:30 PM

    Come support two of the sickest parties of the year!



  • Feb 28 2009 2:54 PM

    i got a facebook
  • Mar 3 2009 7:07 PM

    Awww....how sweet.
    Not you better come see us play sometime!


    KILL MEOW ROCKS!


  • Mar 1 2009 1:00 AM

    Happy bday dude
  • Mar 2 2009 3:44 AM

    Happy Birthday!

Interests

  • General

    Elmo,Big Bird, Women, beer, videogames, rock music, electronic music, watching my kid get older in front of my very eyes, partying, early morning work, and my favorite: customers. I love customers more than anything. Without customers, I wouldn't have a job and/or nothing to talk about.
  • Music

    .. .. Sesame Street and in in order of memory: hmmm, The Dwarves, Thrice, The Postal Service, Europe, The Network, Nine Inch Nails, Ministry, Wu-Tang Clan, Dead Kennedys, Green Day, Queens of the Stone Age, The Jesus Lizard, The Pixies, Big Black, N.W.A., Slayer, Unsane, Billy Idol, The Doors, Folk Implosion, Motley Crue, The White Stripes, Beastie Boys, FIGHT GUY, System of a Down, Helmet, My Life with the Thrill Kill Cult, Stone Temple Pilots, Stevie Wonder, the Bravery, Ween, The Dead Milkmen, Led Zepplin, The Ramones, the Cure, Hole, D.F.L., D.R.I., Le Tigre, Dactyl, The New Flesh, Bikini Kill, Korn, Sonic Youth, Mental Sharp, The Strokes, The Minutemen, Fugazi, Jane's Addiction, Stevie Ray Vaghn, Citizen Cope, E Town Concrete, Ice Cube, Willie Nelson, Love and Rockets, Frank Black, The Bloodhound Gang, Nirvana, Faith No More, The Talking Heads, Madness, INXS, Gogol Bordello, Catherine Wheel, The Mars Volta, At the Drive-In, DJ Icey, The Crystal Method, The Flaming Lips, Tsunami Bomb, Pantera, Babes in Toyland, Report Suspicious Activity, The Riverdales, Weezer, The Geto Boys, crap
  • Movies

    The Little Mermaid, Kill Bill, anything Tarantino, Office Space, Old School, Anchorman, the Big Lobowski, Tron, Super Mario Bros. the movie, Garbage Pail Kids, Kids, Elmo in Escape from Grouchland.
  • Television

    Sesame Street, VH1 Classic, Attack of the Show, Family Guy, Reno 911, Forensic Files, Modern Marvel's, Penn and Teller's BullShit!, Curb your Enthusiasm,Chapelle Show, Kids in the Hall, Simpsons, Saprano's, and South Park.
  • Books

    Dr. Seuss, Slaughterhouse Five, Private Parts, Choose your own adventure, The Bible, The Internet. The internet is the bible...
  • Heroes

    My father, God rest his soul, my Mom, my father-in-law (one of the most giving people I've ever met), Lewis Black, Kurt Cobain, Billy Joe Armstrong, and Elvis.