Photography / South Street / Video Gaming / Comics / Animals / Anime / Horror Movies / Piercings / Tattoos / Ramen / Optimism / Orange Things / SEXY ASS RON PERLMAN / X-Men / My Tyedyed Shirt / Tim Burton / Dancing / Hair Dye / Card and Action Figure Collecting / Being a smart ass / Making hemp jewelery / Freak Shows / Sunflowers / Messed up Fairytales
Dislike-ables: Fish / Customers / Ingrown Toenails / Drama
Music
SHOEBOX GARAGE / MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE / COHEED AND CAMBRIA
Movies
Forrest Gump (You GO LT. DAN) / Lord of the Rings / The Matrix / Over the Hedge / Arthur and the Invisibles/ Night at the Museum / SLC Punk / X-Men / V for Vendetta / Star Wars / Robin Hood - men in tights / The Birdcage / Spaceballs / Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind/ Tank Girl / Jekyll and Hyde (the Musical) / 28 Days Later / Evil Dead / The Fiddler on the Roof / Sunset Boulevard / Sin City / Resident Evil / HellBoy / Monty Python and the Holy Grail / Donnie Darko / ANY CRAPPY ZOMBIE MOVIE / The Tenth Kingdom
Television
The Munsters / The Addams Family / Carnivale / Futurama / ATHF / Foster's Home / Buffy the Vampire Slayer / Degrassi / Hyde / Hotel Babylon / Lexx / Invader Zim / Comedy Central Presents / Reno 911 / Beakman's World / Doodlebops /
Books
Ender's Game and Shadow / ANYTHING WRITTEN BY: Terry Pratchett / Death of Ivan Ilyich / 1984 / Animal Farm: A Fairy Story / Geek Love / Barbie Unbound / CANDIDE / Fables
About me: Yo she's the A to the L to the E to the X
That's her nickname so I don't hafta use more text
She's an STD-a sexy, terrific diva
I got attached to her like I was an amoeba
Her personality is atomic cuz she's the bomb
I even asked her to be my baby's mom
(That's not really possible, we're both gals)
But that's okay though, we can still be pals
Guitar Hero virtuoso and master craftsman
I spent the night at her place once and we had a blast, man
She makes me laugh until I'm flatulent
Even when I'm tryna be gangsta like 50 cent
She gots lotsa piercings like the one on her lip
She's the only one who will understand me when I say "Oh Flip!"
(We're kinda obsessed with Flight of the Conchords)
And we even sing "Ruby" by Brian Seymour
I'm her Bebe and she's my Mookie
For Christmas she hooked me up with some really good cookies
And her smile defecates all crazy on Janet Jackson's
And she's always ready for some zombie action
She won't let you use her like people use llamas
Even though she's compassionate like Barack Obama
But if you had cramps, she'd give you some Midol
Alex, you're my American Idol
...and I can be your African-American who's idle, if you want.
Who I'd like to meet:
Optimistic people. Future dictators. Optimistic future people dictators.
“I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child, well nursed, is, at a year old, a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food..." Jonathon Swift "A Modest Proposal"
Alex! ...i miss you. =] Its been like 6 whole days since youve signed on thats can only mean 2 things. a. you have a life or b. you have become a whore to facebook. I dont know which is worse. XP
I'll definitly let you know and I'm pretty much a whore for zombie games.LOL. so yeah I'm there when work lets up some...and that picture is touched.LOL its not terrible just feel bad for all the people who can't handle all that drunken sexiness.LOL... but seriously I owe you lunch on me or something real soon I promise
Omgg omgg omgg Alex! Guess whattt!! I couldn't tell you this Because mommy was here. And you were sick yesterday, But like.. I saw Casey's girlfriend's deviantart. And she made this blog thing And it said "I love you Casey. Today is the 100th day since I met my boyfriend Casey." and there was alot of other crap too. But one of her friends wrote "Aww. Tis like a fluff blog thingy. I'm so jealous." And then she was like "Yeah. It does sound kidna fluffy." then a couple sentences after that, She was like "I feel kinda bad for that one girl though. She didn't even know what happened or anything." And I thought she was talking about me, But noooo!! She wasn't talking about me, What she said about me was "That other girl is really annoying me though. A thorn in my side, big time. What's really annoying is that she flirts with him even though she's the one that broke up with him and she has a new boyfriend. I'm so glad he picked me though." And omfgg!! I wanted to shoot her! She doesn't even know me so she can't be judging me like that. And I dun even flirt with Casye anymore. We haven't talked for about a month now. And I nvr broke up with him cuz we were nvr really together cuz the jackass would nvr come to see me. Annnnndd, The only reason why he prolly picked her was becuz she was closest! Cuz he was mine first! I knew him for a half year! She only knew him since like.. the beginning of this year. Ughh! I know should just forget about him, But I can't. He was sooo friggin important to me, Ya know. And now he;s gone. And like I can still remember the first time we talked on the phone and I remember how I used to sneak up the house phone every night to call him and we'd stay up for hours, like until midnight or 1am just talking. But that was in 7th grade. But in 8th grade, we'd fall asleep on the phone together. And ughh.
I scored 2 free tickets to the car show at the convention center. There good till the 10th so let me know if you change your mind about goin. I got out early from my last class because I took an exam. I was waitin to give you a kiss before your class started, but alas...father time isn't always a happy celestial being.
Heres a couple kisses since I missed my chance today.
Dan here. I noticed you bought both of our CDs from our CD Baby page and I just wanted to thank you for the support. How do you like the new record? We put a lot of hard work into it and hope you dig it. Again, thanks for supporting us - you rock.
I tried that seduction style blog...It gave me horrible questions. But heres what it said about my seduction styleYour Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover ......
Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover .... ....
You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.
You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.
Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives.
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. ...... ..What Kind of Seducer Are You?..
I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce Don't be frontin' son no seeds on a bun We be up in this drive thru Order for two I gots a craving for a number nine like my shoe We need some chicken up in here In this dizzle For rizzle my mizzle Extra salt on the frizzle Dr. Pepper my brother Another for your mother Double double super size And don't forget the FRIES... .... .... .... Crispy.
