Jonny
"Read the notes in "About Me" before contacting me, please"

Male
20 years old
California
United States



Last Login:7/20/2008
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  http://www.myspace.com/surreal_nirvana  

    Jonny's Interests
General Adventure Games, Alternative Horror, Animals, Animation, Art, Asperger's Syndrome, Autism, Bar Jokes, Blogging, Bloodheads, Comfort, Compassion, Concept Work, Corsets, Cthulhu, Cynicism, Dancing to music most deathly, Dark Beauty, Dark Fantasy, Digital Painting, Drawing in my little black journal of chaos, Escaping from reality, Fairies, Fairy Tales, Gothic Art, Gothic Culture, Graphic Novels, Grotesque, Groutfiti, Harry Fucking Potter, Industrial, Instant Messaging, Lemurs, Love, Making fun of this silly little world, Making up words and worlds too, Mental Disorders, Metal, Monsters, Movies, Music, Mythology, OCD, Peace, Philosophy, Pomeranians, Psychology, Quirks, Randomness, Ranting, Roleplaying, Roleplaying Games, Silent Hill, Social Commentary, Special Effects, Staring at 90% of the people around me, Strange people, Taking walks on cloudy days, Thinking up stories and characters, Stop Motion, Succubi, Superheroes, Theatre, Vampires, Very Bad Puns, Victorian-Era Fashion, Video Games, Vikings, Walking, Webcomics, Writing novels

Favorite Artists: Cristina Beller, Linda Bergkvist, Annie Bertram, Wes Borland, Aleksi Briclot, Jason Chan, Chris Cunningham, Marta Dahlig, Lori Earley, David Firth, Victoria Frances, Gris Grimly, Stefan Heileman, Michael Hussar, Annah Hutchings, Viona Ielegems, Dave McKean, Fredrik Ödman, Natalia Pierandrei, Olivier Ponsonnet, Scott Ramsoomair, Natalie Shau, Greg Simkins, David Stoupakis, Drew Struzan, Doug Tenapel, Jhonen Vasquez, Benita Winckler, Bill Watterson

Music


MAIN FAVORITES: A Perfect Circle, The Birthday Massacre, Blaqk Audio, Chevelle, Cradle of Filth, Danny Elfman, Dark Sanctuary, Deftones, Dimmu Borgir, Dir en grey, Dr. Steel, The Dresden Dolls, Elend, Emilie Autumn, Evanescence, Hanzel und Gretyl, Marilyn Manson, Nine Inch Nails, Orgy, Rammstein, The Red Paintings, She Wants Revenge, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Slipknot, Zeromancer

ARTISTS I SOMETIMES LOVE: Akira Yamaoka, All My Faith Lost, Angelspit, Autumn Tears, Bat for Lashes, Blonde Redhead, BlutEngel, Celldweller, Collide, Coldplay, Combichrist, The Cure (later works), Curve, Creature Feature, The Crüxshadows, Diablo Swing Orchestra, Diary of Dreams, Die Form, E Nomine, From First to Last (just "Heroine"), H.I.M., Helium Vola, Immediate Music, John Williams, Kidneythieves, The Knife, The Kovenant, Lacrimosa, L'ame Immortelle, Ljungblut, Marazene, Mindless Self Indulgence, Moi dix Mois, Muse, Mushroomhead (mainly "XX"), Nightwish, Porcelain and the Tramps, Psyclon Nine (mainly "Crwn Thy Frnicatr"), Skinny Puppy, Stolen Babies, Tarja Turunen, Three Days Grace, Turmion Kätilöt, Untoten (later works), Virgin Black, The Vitamine String Quartet, Within Temptation, X-Ray Dog

MOVIE SOUNDTRACKS: 28 Weeks Later, Batman (Danny Elfman's theme, NOT Prince's songs), Bram Stoker's Dracula, The Brothers Grimm, Casshern, Donnie Darko, Edward Scissorhands, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Interview With The Vampire, The Lord of the Rings, The Matrix (the licensed music), Men in Black (again, Danny Elfman's theme, not the licensed music), Perfume: The Story of a Murderer, Signs, Sleepy Hollow, Underworld (the licensed music for once), Unleashed, V for Vendetta, Van Helsing

VIDEO GAME SOUNDTRACKS: American McGee's Alice, Obscure 2, Quest for Glory V: Dragon Fire, Silent Hill series, Silver, Thief series, Vampire: The Masquerade: Redemption
Movies

American History X, Army of Darkness, The Butterfly Effect, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Cemetery Man (Delamorte Delamore), Edward Scissorhands, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Evil Dead II, Fight Club, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, The Fountain, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Hulk, The Incredibles, Kung Fu Hustle, The Lord of the Rings, The Matrix, Me And You And Everyone We Know, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Oldboy, Perfume: The Story of A Murderer, The Prestige, Shaun of the Dead, Silent Hill, Sleepy Hollow, Strings, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Tekkon Kinkreet, The Triplets of Belleville, Underworld, Unleashed, Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust, X-Men Trilogy
Television Daria, Death Note, Full Metal Alchemist, Heroes, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni (When They Cry), Reboot

Apart from that, I don't watch TV....so instead, I'll just say what my favorite GAMES have been! Once again, in alphabetical order:



American McGee's Alice, Arcanum, Deus Ex, Drakan: Order of the Flame, Grim Fandango, Max Payne series, Monkey Island series, Oddworld series, Planescape: Torment, Prince of Persia: Sands of Time series, Psychonauts, Quest for Glory V: Dragon Fire, Rag Doll Kung Fu, The Sims 2, Silver, The Longest Journey series, Thief series, Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines, Vampire: The Masquerade - Redemption
Books

Novels: American Gods, The Baby Jesus Butt Plug, Catch-22, The Catcher in the Rye, Cell, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time, Dracula, Fahrenheit 451, The Giver, Good Omens, Harry Potter, The Haunted Vagina, His Dark Materials series, H.P. Lovecraft, Ironisde: A Modern Faery's Tale, Neverwhere, Ocean of Lard: Choose Your Own Mind-Fuck Fest, Of Mice & Men, Satan Burger, The Shadow of the Wind, Tithe: A Modern Fairy Tale, Valiant: A Modern Tale of Faerie, White Noise, World War Z

Comics and Graphic Novels: Calvin & Hobbes, Johnny the Homocidal Maniac, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Marvel Zombies, Maus, The Sandman, Sqee's Wonderful Big Giant Book of Unspeakable Horrors, The Trial of Colonel Sweeto and Other Stories: A Collection of Comic Strips From The Perry Bible Fellowship, Thunderbolts, V for Vendetta, Watchmen
Heroes Emilie Autumn, Linda Bergkvist, Mel Brooks, Tim Burton, Jim Carrey, Neil Gaiman, Dave McKean, Alan Moore, J.K. Rowling, J.R.R Tolkien, the Wachowski Brothers, Bill Watterson

     Jonny's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:I don't want kids
Education:In college
Occupation:Student/Novelist

   Jonny's Schools
San Francisco State University
San Francisco, CA
Graduated: N/A
Major: Creative writing
 

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About me:
NOTE: If we've never spoken before, then please send me a message before trying to add me; if I don't know you then I'll just reject you. If you think I seem cool and do actually want to be friends, then send me a message. ^_^ I always like meeting cool new people.

The first thing to know about me is that I am a creature of passion, with a mind dominated by thoughts of rage and romance. I adore art, and write dark fantasy. I want humanity to have an era that emphasizes compassion and eccentricity, with everyone accepting their own and each others' quirks. I am a proud cynic who expects the worst to happen so that I can be pleasantly surprised if it doesn't.

I'm full of paradoxes. A lot of my writing is full of disturbing violence but I dislike blood and gore. I consider myself feminine, but I'm hopelessly straight. I make many jokes and often try to make my friends laugh at any opportunity, yet I consider myself a serious person. I'll probably change this in like 4 hours because I'll think people will think I'm sounding phony or would get the wrong impression about me, even though I claim not to care what most people think about me.

I’m picky about EVERYTHING. I don’t want to be, I just can't help it. You name it, I’m picky about it: food, friends, famous poets. Don't be offended if I won't eat what you cook, gentle reader--there is little I do eat with any enjoyment.


Dislikes:
Lies, mosquito bites, the stench of beans, heights, roller coasters, injustice, war, cruelty, torture, people who put words in other peoples' mouths, hypocrites, fascism, corruption in the press, many styles of music, intolerance, woofers, greed, bright sunny weather, people who try to seem hip by acting like morons, people who completely conform to degrading stereotypes (yes, that does include a few completely stereotypical goths), my acne, those times when people are purposefully confusing, the pretentious short stories that you read in creative writing classes, drugs, coffee, smokers, crowds, big parties, perfume, people with bad BO, people who pretend to be your friend when you're around but never keep their promises about simple things like hanging out or calling you, and those times when people say "I like all kinds of music" but have no idea what you're talking about and give you this strange expression when you mention genres that aren't rock or rap/hip-hop, girls who use their boyfriends as trophies to brag about on their Myspace profiles, profiles with layouts that make the text impossible to read, spam bots, crappy sci-fi channel miniseries, ugg boots, and much much more.

Who I'd like to meet:
People who actually read my dang profile before clicking "add." Most don't, so most get rejected 'cus they miss the notice at the top of the friggin' page.

The love of my life. Or someone who could make me love life.

Compassionate, artistically talented individuals with a reasonable degree of intelligence. Being gothic helps too.

Characters. I'm talking about the sorts of people you remember for their beautiful individuality. Memorable Odds.

Random, quirky as shit people who can make me laugh. The more eccentric, the better.

Anyone with some of the same favorite bands as me.




   


   


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 Caitlin Blair 





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Jul 19 2008 10:55 PM

What up?
I think Im moving but I go nowhere [KH]





Jul 18 2008 10:46 PM

work work and more work!! haha its all that ive been doing.
ima see kill hannah tomorrow yayness for me! :D can i read it when its done? yeah yeah yeah?
I think Im moving but I go nowhere [KH]





Jul 16 2008 12:22 AM

dude!!!!! huggles!!!! :D and hopefully your summer is going great! :D night lights!!
C.J.





Jul 15 2008 11:55 PM

It was Omnis Mundi Creatura.
Thanks
C.J.





Jul 15 2008 6:59 PM

I looked on Youtube and could not find it but this sounds close.

Helium Vola - Veni Veni
C.J.





Jul 15 2008 5:10 PM

They played this song that had a woman's voice but like in an opera tone and the beat was really heavy. It would help if Death Guild updated their site every week >_>.
C.J.





Jul 15 2008 2:45 PM

Ithink last night at Death Guild was really slow at first. Only 2 people were dancing till about 10:30.
Wretched Wretch





Jul 12 2008 7:32 PM

Haha, I'll be on the watch for when that film comes out in the up coming years ;P.
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Jul 11 2008 11:27 PM

Since I'm in a better mood now I wanted to say thank you for talking to me earlier. I might have gone insane if i had to keep it all in. haha

Goodnight.
Shannon [[Hiro]]





Jul 11 2008 11:25 PM

Well you have some pretty badass pictures in need of commenting

Hahahah

I've been pretty good, just lazin around, how about you?
I think Im moving but I go nowhere [KH]





Jul 6 2008 10:35 PM

haha doesnt he look evil and mischevious? i so would too but he loves me too much to make me do that! :D but everyone else has to bow down!! mwahaha :D
Caitlin Blair





Jul 6 2008 6:46 PM

Ha ha, no, it makes perfect sense! I'll definitely do that and see if it makes me feel any better.
;]
Caitlin Blair





Jul 6 2008 6:15 PM

That's true. As horrible as I feel right now, I heard that moving around helps the body heal itself and loosens up congestion, so I should be grateful, actually. Well, it's not exactly "my" job. It's my parents' side-job that they do every Tuesday, Thursday, and Sunday for extra money, and I help them with it. It's janitorial...and it's rough. My job is usually to wipe off sinks, mirrors, cafeteria tables, take out all the trash in the offices, shit like that.
It doesn't sound like much, but it can be tough on certain days, and time consuming! =/
Caitlin Blair





Jul 6 2008 5:54 PM

Aw, you're sweet. But yes, I am suffering quite a bit. It sucks. I haven't been this sick in a while. I've slept most of the day because it's just too hard to move around. And I have to go to work tonight, so I'm really bummed.
:[
Caitlin Blair





Jul 6 2008 5:48 PM

Aww, thank you!! :]
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Jul 6 2008 12:17 AM

Hey.
What's up?
Vivienne Oxide





Jul 4 2008 6:04 PM

Hi there, hope you're well. :)

XX
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Jul 2 2008 5:04 PM

You remind me of The Phantom of the Opera. I don't know why...
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Jun 30 2008 11:01 AM

Haha wow. Poor rat. :( It's okay though. Me too.
haha
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Jun 29 2008 11:52 PM

You filthy liar!

haha



Goodnight again.
j♥anna





Jun 29 2008 9:41 PM

no
but that was
amazing
=)
I think Im moving but I go nowhere [KH]





Jun 21 2008 11:38 PM

haha ohh now i get it!! lol they come up with interesting coding thing
Adam





Jun 21 2008 10:15 AM

Mostly reading, also doing a bit of writing and playing around with music sequencing software on my computer.
My summer's been kind of dull so far, but I'm going to be taking an English class starting Monday, so that'll give me something to do, and I'm planning on going to see Bella Morte when they come here in July.
But other than that, I'm just figuring everything out as I go along.
Yourself?
Adam





Jun 21 2008 9:34 AM

How are you lately?
I think Im moving but I go nowhere [KH]





Jun 21 2008 12:07 AM

kankus!!! and what are you taking about? im confused
I think Im moving but I go nowhere [KH]





Jun 20 2008 11:42 PM

lol i know!! but its not 21 >.
> dude these kids thought i was 18!!! grrrr
I think Im moving but I go nowhere [KH]





Jun 20 2008 11:18 PM

im like the cashier and whatever ppl do in the store, but its empty so i jsut sit around and read or talk to ppl haha
I think Im moving but I go nowhere [KH]





Jun 20 2008 11:05 PM

lol no its not, its independently owned and im alone so i do everything!! :D
I think Im moving but I go nowhere [KH]





Jun 20 2008 10:56 PM

i work at this rock/goth store and i like it cuz i dont really do much haha so i dont wanna get fired!!
I think Im moving but I go nowhere [KH]





Jun 20 2008 12:42 PM

haha ima be working!! :D so not really
I think Im moving but I go nowhere [KH]





Jun 20 2008 12:31 PM

YELLOS!!!!!!!!!! :]
Caitlin Blair





Jun 17 2008 7:24 PM

So, I finally finished it. It's pretty long, but I would appreciate it so much if you could read it, and comment it with your opinion.

Thank youuu.

http://blog. myspace. com/index. cfm?fuseaction=blog. view&friendID=18223437&blogID=406836123&Mytoken=8B23A83E-6E75-48A3-8557B173EDFDA0C3228908476
Caitlin Blair





Jun 17 2008 4:27 PM

Thank you so much!!

Um, I'm in the middle of writing a very important blog right now about the term "goth" and what it really means...I got into an argument with someone recently about it, and I have to prove my point.

I would love to know your opinion of my blog when I am finished writing it. You seem really intelligent and we have a lot in common, and I would appreciate it so much if you could read it later on tonight and tell me your views on it. I desperately need someone to back me up. =/

Sorry, I know that was really random, but you're one of the people that popped into my head while I started writing this, because I figured you'd have some strong opinions.

Thanks, and sorry for the randomness.
Wretched Wretch





Jun 16 2008 9:47 AM

Yeah, I saw many beautiful pieces of art, though I'm not sure how to describe my personal favorite. The artist used an unusual painting techinique... it'd be easier to understand through sight.

Good luck refining your writing to your liking. I'm glad to hear that it's coming along :).

Cool dude, The Hulk looks like it has some amazing special effects.
Wretched Wretch





Jun 15 2008 2:22 PM

Yep, got meself a myspace so I can be "with it". I've been doing really well, thanks. Just went to an art fair at my art school... pretty neat.
And how have you been doing, señor? Is your novel progressing?
Wretched Wretch





Jun 15 2008 10:27 AM

Heya Jonny :D. Thanks for adding me.
I think Im moving but I go nowhere [KH]