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Award Winning How to Become a Million Dollar Real Estate Agent in Your First Year: What Smart Agents Need to Know Explained Simply (2007 Book Of The Year Award Finalist-Foreword Magazine)
How to Buy Real Estate Without a Down Payment in Any Market: Insider Secrets from the Experts Who Do It Every Day
How to Creatively Finance Your Real Estate Investments and Build Your Personal Fortune: What Smart Investors Need to Know - Explained Simply
The Complete Guide to Purchasing a Condo, Townhouse, or Apartment: What Smart Investors Need to Know - Explained Simply
An Introduction to Horror: Say Hello To Crystal Meth
Young Adult:
Friends Unlikely (currently off the market--or available in limited areas--watch for information regarding this title and the exciting news following it)
Several fiction titles planned for 2010 release dates under all pen names. Visit this site or please visit my pseudonyms on MySpace.
Just a bunch of quotes to take up space
"I have too much energy for my own good. You’ll never keep up with me but you’ll have a good time trying..."
"When things are perfect, that's when you need to worry most..." Drew Barrymore
"I am proud of what I have got and I need an audience..."
Farrah Fawcett
If you write one story, it may be bad; if you write a hundred, you have the odds in your favor..."- Edgar Rice Burroughs
"A writer never has a vacation. For a writer life consists of either writing or thinking about writing..."
- Eugene Ionesco
"Every writer is a narcissist. This does not mean that he is vain; it only means that he is hopelessly self-absorbed..." Leo Rosten
"The only reason for being a professional writer is that you just can't help it..." - Leo Rosten
"Writing is not a profession but a vocation of unhappiness..." - Georges Simenon
"The first chapter sells the book; the last chapter sells the next book..." - Mickey Spillane
"I may know better but I'll still write it..." Destiny Blaine
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs..." Christopher Hampton
"I decided, very early on, just to accept life unconditionally; I never expected it to do anything special for me, yet I seemed to accomplish far more than I had ever hoped. Most of the time it just happened to me without my ever seeking it..." Audrey Hepburn
“Oh Lord, yes, I write the hot stuff, but I don’t put my name on the covers or my life within the pages.”
“I am just too much…” Bette Davis
A woman isn't complete without a man. But where do you find a man - a real man - these days?".....
Lauren Bacall
"When you find yourself in a hole, stop digging."
-Will Rogers
"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul...."
Marilyn Monroe
“Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate!” ~Sandra J. Dykes
"Life is full of crossroads. Most of the time I feel like part of me went left, the other headed right...."
Imagination is the highest kite one can fly..."
Lauren Bacall
"He who hesitates is a damned fool..." Mae West
“When a man gives his opinion he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion she's a bitch….” Bette Davis
“I love the fast lane” –Eva Gabor
"There's a person behind the words, regardless of whether they are spoken or written. However, there's a big difference in those that are creatively written. Keep that in mind before you judge a book by its cover..." Destiny Blaine
"I want to be paid enough so I never have to act my age...." Destiny Blaine
If a man is truly in love, the most beautiful woman in the world couldn't take him away. Maybe for a few days, but not forever. –Eva Gabor
"You can be a little ungrammatical if you come from the right part of the country..." Robert Frost
Any time you've got nothing to do and lots of time to do it
come on up....Mae West
It's all make believe, isn't it? ... Marilyn Monroe
Why am I so good at playing bitches? I think it's because I'm not a bitch. Maybe that's why Miss Crawford always plays ladies...Bette Davis
I do not regret one professional enemy I have made. Any actor who doesn't dare to make an enemy should get out of the business...Bette Davis
A good editor understands what you're talking and writing about and doesn't meddle too much....Irwin Shaw
The writer works in a lonely way....Irwin Shaw
Most people don't need to work as hard as I do. –Eva Gabor
“I never believe my best or my worst reviews. If I fall into the trap of believing the best, then there’s nothing to look forward to and if I believe the worst? I’d have to edit my thoughts for malicious content so it’s better to say, ‘I never believe my best or my worst reviews’ and move on from there” Anonymous
"To be with the same person for the rest of your life just sounds so drab." Eva Longoria
"I'm sure there are a lot of people who think I'm a bitch." Demi Moore
"Enemies are so stimulating." Katharine Hepburn
"Never complain. Never explain."Katharine Hepburn
“I began my career as a ghost writer. I seldom talk about my books, or even how many I’ve written because I have a horrible memory. I’m not quite sure which ones I can speak out about and which ones are under contract with written promises to swear off all rights and any fair claim..."
"If you're "real people" then we'll be friends for a lifetime."
"The older I get, the less I care what other people think..." Anonymous
"It's doggone tacky to whisper about someone right in front of them and pretend they're too stupid to know what you're doing. If you've got something to say, have a backbone. Stare the person in the eye and let it rip. Folks who wag their tongues within earshot of someone with malicious intent are in a class of their own...and it's not exactly the upper echelon, if you know what I mean...." Anonymous
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind..." Dr. Seuss
“When you’re thirty you’re old enough to know better, but still young enough to go ahead and do it..."Brigitte Bardot
“I don't believe in guilt, I believe in living on impulse as long as you never intentionally hurt another person, and don't judge people in your life. I think you should live completely free….”Angelina Jolie
“I've been reckless, but I'm not a rebel without a cause…”
Angelina Jolie
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot." — John Lennon
"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution." — Mae West
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." — Douglas Adams
"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything." — Marilyn Monroe
"People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing." — Dale Carnegie
""Reading is sexy!"" — Orlando Bloom
“I'd like to have money. And I'd like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that's too adorable, I'd rather have money.” –Dorothy Parker
"I never had a problem going after what I want. Sometimes it just takes me a little longer to get it simply because I’m more interested in the journey, the experiences along the way—the kind of things I never wanted to blink and miss..."Destiny Blaine
“Forget the boys, darlin’, there’s more to life than boys and more joys found in them all the way around once they become true men. That’s what you want, those who are worth the wait and worthy of you because you waited…” Destiny Blaine
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone." — Bill Cosby
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." — Oscar Wilde
"This is the first time I've tried out the mom-gig. I'm going to make mistakes but darlin', they probably won't compare to those you'll make as a teenager." -Anon.
“I survived because I was tougher than anybody else….” Bette Davis
“I don’t read my books after they’re in print. I tried to do it once and couldn’t move past the first chapter. When reading the hot romances I’ve written, I always find it hard to believe I wrote the love scenes in the book and when it’s in black and white, it’s real. I don’t mix well with reality. It's why I live behind the scenes and love it behind closed doors."
“This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force…” Dorothy Parker
“Authors and actors and artists and such - Never know nothing, and never know much….” Dorothy Parker
“The best way to keep children at home is to make the home a pleasant atmosphere and let the air out of the tires.” –Dorothy Parker
"The most important thing is to enjoy your life—to be happy—it's all that matters." — Audrey Hepburn
“I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true….” Dorothy Parker
“I am the kind of writer that people think other people are reading.” V. S. Naipa
“All those writers who write about their childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine you wouldn't sit in the same room with me....” Dorothy Parker
“You become a writer because you need to become a writer - nothing else” -- Grace Paley
“In America, only the successful writer is important, in France all writers are important, in England no writer is important, and in Australia you have to explain what a writer is” -- Geoffrey Cottrell
“Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you” ~Spanish Proverb
“Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it” ~Bob Phillips
“To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girlfriends” ~Benjamin Franklin
“You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you” ~Ray Bradbury
“Easy reading is damn hard writing” Nathaniel Hawthorne
“There is nothing wrong with today's teenager that twenty years won't cure” ~Author Unknown
“Being an author is like being in charge of your own personal insane asylum” ~Graycie Harmon
“The only cure for writer's block is insomnia” ~Merit Antares
“Loafing is the most productive part of a writer's life” ~James Norman Hall
“I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork” ~Peter De Varies
“My language is the common prostitute that I turn into a virgin” ~Karl Kraus
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