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Susan Burke
Stand-Up / Sketch Comedy / Alternative
Susan Burke A witty saying proves nothing. - That is a Voltaire quote, proving me smart! Check it bitches!

Female
27 years old
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 11/19/2009
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   Susan Burke's Comedian Bio
Bio
Websitethatsusanburke.com
InfluencesBob Newhart, Kittens, Billy Bragg, Dorthy Parker, Rick Moranis, Charlie Brown.
MembersSusan Burke is the one and only member of Susan Burke, I mean duh, how can a person have "members?" Why would you even ask such a thing? Oh, because of siamese twins! Oh snap! I AM a part of a pretty fucking sweet comedy duo with the very lovely and talented Hari Leigh! Add us you dummy. http://www.myspace.com/comedycountryclub

    Susan Burke's Interests
General I am the type of person that tends to wear a green sweater, so I guess you could say that green sweater are among my interests. Others include; art, rock'n roll, supernature, funny things, sad things, really sad things, geniuses who look good in suites, Roman Times, smart talks, country music and things country music is written about, Hermeticism,rain, movies, feminism, sushi, iced coffee, listening to late night AM radio because of the ghost talk and getting really mad in the morning because it's still tuned to the AM station and some fucker is yelling lies, good smells, smiles, people, people who smile and smell good, socks and shoes, love, truth, muck rucking, sleep, smoking, writing, magic, nerds,happiness!
MusicAdd us on myspaceBurt Bacharach, Violent Femmes, Sonic Youth, Daniel Johnston, Bruce Haack, Johney Cash, Air, Fishbone, Roy Acuff, Bob Marley,The Sparks, The Clash,Gilberto Gil, Dead Milkmen, Dead Kennedys, Belle and Sebastian, Sebodah, Superchunk, Beach Boys, Harry Nillison, Gilbert O'Sulliven, Public Enemy, Danielson Familee, Elliot Smith, The Gentle Waves, Ween, Talking Heads, Tall Dwafts, Elf Power, Gerbils, Blondie, Mr.T Experince, Jets to Brazil,Built to Spill, Yo la Tango, Blur, Telecast, The Front, Jon Brion, Doulor, Weezer, Wilco, The Unicorns, John Spencer Blues Explosion, Magnetic Fields, Gothic Archies, Lenard Cohen, Pirate Jenny, Blonde Redhead, Elastica, Nirvana, Teenage Fanclub, They Might Be Giants, The Beegees, Fred Firth, The Who, The Cure, R.E.M, Bright Eyes, Sondre Lerche, Willie Nelson, Jawbreaker, Simon and Garfunkle, Kinks, Bob Dylan, T-Rex, Marc Bolan and John's Children, The Murmurs, The album Thriller, Justin Timberlake, Prince, Francoise Hardy, The Velvet Underground, Serge Gainsbourg, Lou Reed, Boys Against Girls, Le Tigra, The Distillers, Sex Pistols, Outcast, Thurston Moore, The Pixies, Frank Black, The Breeders, Sufjan Stevens, Tegan and Sarah, Jesus and the Marychain, Chuck Barry, The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo, David Bowie! Half Japanese ...more
MoviesClockwork Orange and all other Kubrick'z, There will be Blood and all other Paul Thomas Anderson'z, Lord of the Ringsez, The Exorcist I & III, Snow White, Turkish Delight, Hudsucker Proxy and all other Cohan Brother'z, The Omen (the oldie), With Nile and I, Better off Dead, Caddyshack, Caligula, Pan's labyrinth, The Devil's Backbone, Let The Right One in, Milk, My Own Private Idaho, Ghostbusters, Harry and Tonto, Phantom of the Paradise, Strange Brew, The Graduate, Kramer vs. Kramer, Being John Malkovich, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Bob and Carol, Ted and Alice, Brazil, Midnight Cowboy, Yu tu mama tambien, Lady Vengeance, The Jerk.
TelevisionNewhart, The Bob Newhart Show, Smurfs, SCTV, Dick Van Dyke, Kids in The Hall, Cheers. The newy TV shows I like are (USA): Big Love, King of The Hill, (UK) Nathen Barley, Mighty Boosh. I will also watch anything about ghosts of aliens but most of those shows aren't very well made so I can't bring myself to list those.
BooksI like books about Greek Myths, Roald Dahl, Howard Zinn, anthony burgess, Jeffrey Eugenides, Ernest Hemingway, David Sedairs, Lynda Barry, Hermann Hesse, Aldous Huxley, George Orwell, Neil Gaiman, Frank Miller, Raymond Carver shorties, Steve Martin, Dorthy Parker, Frankinstein,Candide, Youth in Revolt,The Tibetain Book of the Dead, Hard Times,The Book of Duh, Walden, The book of love.
HeroesShirley Chisholm, Siddhartha Gautama. Also anybody who has a mouth so big they can fit a whole adult human fist inside of it.

     Susan Burke's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Casper Wyoming
Body type:5' 9" / Average
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:Yes / No
Children:Someday
Education:Some college

   Susan Burke's Networking
Dance - Performance - Latin Dance
Sometimes, you know, when I'm trying to study for my PHD this guy with a boom box comes into the library and I just gotta dance. It gets my body started! So maybe, just maybe God is telling me that I need to dance!


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Woman for Obama (stand up)
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   Susan Burke's Blurbs
About me:
I'm taller then I seem, I'm a double 11 according to my numerology chart and sometimes when I unzip my sweater popcorn kernals fall out...those times are embarrassing. http://thatsusanburke.com/ http://thecountryclubcomedy.com/
Who I'd like to meet:
Geniuses who look nice in suits. Fat kids who will grow up to change the world, awesome makers, taco makers, pianos, elves, my maker, smart people.anyone who can fit in a purse

   Susan Burke's Friend Space (Top 22)
Susan Burke has 1223 friends.
 The Country Club 


 B. Burke 


 Matt Peters 


 Davey (little boots 1) 


 Hari Leigh 


 Chris 


 Lauren Iron Lung$$ 


 Ralston 


 machu picchu 


 Jodee, destroyer of worlds 


 richmond 


 Davin Wood 


 Amber 


 Mimi Chaplinsky 


 T.I.L.F. 


 M 


 Shawn Carlow 


 matt manser 


 HEIDI 


 buckingham 


 blair butler 


 G4s Paul 





Susan Burke's Friends Comments
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Hannah Green

Hannah Green



Oct 23 2009 9:07 AM


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Hannah Green

Hannah Green



Sep 13 2009 12:23 AM

Susan I love you!!! Sorry I barely got to see you when you were here :(
THE-FRONT(SOS OUT NOW!)

THE-FRONT(SOS OUT NOW!)



Jun 27 2009 8:06 PM

byMichelle Pace 2008
Three Chances to Catch THE-FRONT IN So-Cal!

Monday June 22 North Hollywood
Skinny's Lounge 4923 Lankershim Blvd.
w/ Diana Gone Wrong

Tuesday June 23 Pomona
Characters 276 E. First
W/ Slab,Devious Public & The Failures

Wednesday June 24 Anaheim
The Doll Hut 107 Adams St.


xo.
The-Front
Oil City's Finest Punk RNR
Jodee, destroyer of worlds

jodee bayert



May 15 2009 3:02 AM

I'm a genius. I have a t-shirt that says so, so obviously, it's totally irrefutable. But if I put on a suit... I'd have to take off the T-shirt... therefore losing my genius status. Omg, conundrum?
NaNa

NaNa



Mar 15 2009 4:00 PM

happy birthday
enjoy your beautiful day :)
life's a joke

life's a joke



Mar 15 2009 3:53 AM

LAJhappybirthday
puppies and kittens

puppies and kittens



Mar 13 2009 9:46 PM

Happy Birthday Week!!!


Luv,
P&K
Aparna Nancherla

Aparna Nancherla



Mar 1 2009 1:02 AM

Susan Burke! Congrats on the website. I just took a look-see at it, and it's beautiful (and super thanks for the linkage), but it wouldn't let me leave a comment on your OWL blog but I tried! I really did. Also extra congrats on your and Hari's show.
I really wished I lived 3,000 miles farther west so I could come see it! The end!
Jodee, destroyer of worlds

jodee bayert



Feb 24 2009 9:48 PM

Steve and I were watching Changeling on demand last night, Angelina Jolie looks so much like you in the film it was freaking us out!
Dandan

Dandan



Feb 20 2009 5:42 AM

There's another Susan Burke?

She can't be as good. It's highly improbable.
puppies and kittens

puppies and kittens



Feb 8 2009 11:44 PM

Hari Leigh

Hari Leigh



Feb 8 2009 6:40 AM

I am counting the effing days!!!!!!
12 Shiny Nickels

12 Shiny Nickels



Jan 23 2009 8:04 PM

www.twelveshinynickels.com
www. twelveshinynickels. com
The Suave Hooligan

The Suave Hooligan



Jan 20 2009 10:18 PM

Hi! Thank you for adding me!!
Brooklyn

Brooklyn



Jan 10 2009 6:49 AM

hey girl thought id drop by and say hi nad see how things are going.
Everything is going good here my hubby gets home in about 2 weeks so im excited! take care
peter frankenstein

peter frankenstein



Jan 9 2009 4:46 PM

THANKS AGAIN FOR THE CARD BOARD CAT YOU MADE FOR ME TO LAUGH!
SOMETIMES I POP IT UP,AND REMIND MYSELF OF WHATS FUNNY.
Dustin

Dustin Brandon
Online Now!


Jan 5 2009 12:24 AM

Hey you! long time!! im really enjoying your comedy.....GREAT STUFF!
Mike

Mike Chapman



Dec 25 2008 9:44 AM



Merry Christmas!




Stories LA

Stories LA



Dec 22 2008 5:14 AM

so buy something already!
JasonfreakinBang

JasonfreakinBang



Dec 22 2008 8:22 PM

Susan, I hope your Kwanzaa is filled with joy and happiness.

Aparna Nancherla

Aparna Nancherla



Dec 23 2008 4:36 PM

Happy hol-lady days! I don't really know what lady days are, but rest assured, they probably involve a lot of crying and hugging.

I am waiting with bated breath for our video to hit the theaters...
Aparna Nancherla

Aparna Nancherla



Dec 9 2008 7:01 AM

Also, your hipster/hobo video is tres magnifique (insert gesture that chefs do where they kiss their squished fingers with their mouth to signify culinary brilliance)! Can't wait to see what the Country Club has in store next...
Aparna Nancherla

Aparna Nancherla



Dec 8 2008 8:15 PM

It was wonderful to meet your radiance, Ms. Burke! Let's do an ESP lunch sometime soon in which our minds meld but our stomachs don't! Sorry I don't know what that last line meant...it's Monday?
Hari Leigh

Hari Leigh



Dec 7 2008 3:07 AM

Thanks. Ditto. Wife swap? Holy hell. A feat never before or again duplicated.
Garage Comedy

Garage Comedy



Dec 4 2008 11:39 PM

davey

Garage Comedy holds Davey Johnson's hand as he throws himself the most narcissistic birthday show you've ever seen.


Thrills guaranteed to wow!

Performances by:
Bennie ARTHUR
Susan BURKE & Hari Leigh (THE COUNTRY CLUB)
Chris FAIRBANKS
Derek HUGHES
Randy LIEDTKE
Ron LYNCH
Kate MICUCCI
Johnny PEMBERTON (also providing sounds)
Matt PETERS
Tony SAM
Joe WAGNER
Chris WALSH
&
OTHERS (?)

With awesome video shorts by the brilliant ZZalgern0n!

Mark your calenders!

all 9pm @ El Cid 4212 Sunset Blvd LA Ca 90029

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