HORSE RIDING - SINGING - ACTING - CINEMA (as in the medium that is cinema, not going to the cinema...although I like that too) - THE INTERWEB baha - eBay - DAY DREAMING ABOUT BEING FAMOUS
Music
QUEEN - THE STONES - ELTON JOHN - KEANE - ELO - WILL YOUNG (he's right good that Will Young) - ALL MUSICALS EXCEPT FOR ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER (CHECK OUT THE FOLLOWING MUSICALS IF YOU HATE MUSICALS BECAUSE IT WILL CHANGE YOUR MIND: 'Songs for a New World' 'Avenue Q' and 'Spamalot').
Classic rock! Without you the other genres
wouldn't exist! You are the raw and original
sound of rock! Other genres may try to
imitate your rawness, but they can never be
like you!
Alan Partridge - Scrubs (Zach Braff, oh how I love you) - The Office - Neighbours (heck yes!) - Location, location, location - 'Stenders (apart from Pat and Patrick, that's just f....king sick!) - Big Brother (Pete or Aisleyne to win) - Deal or No Deal (no deal Noel) - Little Britain - Brass Eye
Books
Anything by Jilly Cooper.....come on! I'm allowed one guilty pleasure. Reading that unattractive right-wing tw@t's dated, unrealistic, vaguely racist fiction is the only break I get these days! I have no idea why I read it.
Heroes
Groucho is my funny hero, De Niro is my acting hero and Freddie Mercury is my singing hero...
I'm 21, 5ft1 and photograph like shit, which means that only 1 in 12 photographs of me will ever make it online (something like that anyway).
Here are a couple of pictures from my amazing month in Mallorca...I spent it cleaning boats for the rich and famous (well, semi, Anthea Turner and Peter Stringfellow).
Standing on Michael Stout's (horse racing legend!) boat -
Swimming at night like a chlorine vampire, even though I'm allergic to bloody chlorine!!
I am a grade 8 opera singer (that's the highest grade so stop asking me "when ya gonna do grade 9 then hurhurhur") and done did got a 2:1 in BA (Hons) Scriptwriting from Bournemouth University (they're supposedly the best media university in Europe, that's what the BBC told me anyway), but hope to be a profesh singer or actress of summink. Got an A at Performing Arts A-Level so don't even mess with my shit.
Here I am dressed as The Bride in Kill Bill, but the picture's rubbish innit. That catsuit has a crotch zip....eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!
Now the horses section...my Mum is a professional dressage rider, and I ride too, fun for all! Don't be fooled though, we're not perverts.
Pro (South East 5th Place Medium level):
And this is Ludger, the most gorgeous of them all. He's qualified for the South East Winter Regionals:
I have to ride this tiny pony and I look like an idiot because he was ridden by a load of 11 year olds who have since grown out of him:
Now, seeing as we're on an animal theme, meet my now-deceased dog. Contrary to the picture, she died of old age, not alchoholism. RIP Bess:
Now give me a best friend who is black (and also a mannequin). I hate black people, but I tolerate Michael because he stops me looking racist. Unfortunately I've been tolerating him since I was 14 now....yes, that IS his real hair, seriously!
OI! Listen to my song...it's me singing and everything! www.esnips.com/web/cornflakegirl.
TTFN!
Who I'd like to meet: Zach Braff (me and him defeated the tripods in War of the Worlds which was very clever of us....it was in a dream I had)
Ol' Rusty Brand, a man what I love. He's my favourite ex-druggie except for Jimmy Trackmarks who reckons he's a baked potato.
Robert De Niro (long overdue for another Marti-collaboration, dont you think?)
Martin Scorsese...somebody, get that man an Oscar!
Ricky Gervais (sure it's a popular choice, but what a funny, funny man! I love everything he's ever done!)
Eddie Izzard (he funny man int he)
Groucho Marx, bit difficult though seeing as he died in 1977, but genius.
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Ah no, just go and refresh lightly in a freezer- only hot water? That's frickin' mad, that is, men'al. 'AIGHTENERS! LIKE it. Can't believe my Soozie's coming back from her travels soon, I know it's a bit 'isappointing that the thing didn't really work out in the end (and I really think you can do better, anyway) but I'm secretly pleased coz that means Sooz Ahoy! 'ere, smoking in a public place is now OFFICIALLY BANNED as from today. I say, about bloody time. So's that's another thing for you to look forward to. Plus, you can have a laugh at me learning to drive and doing a life-saving course in the water, how 'rightening! BWOI BWOI, LOVE YOU! XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX
I cannot wait- why, six mumfs seems to have just flown by, dunnit?! Oh, it's just Sooz on DA plane. I think all the people you have around you need a slap with a fish- and I just so happen to have a massive tuna to hand, seeing as I'm Joruss the Walrus. 'ere, I reckon if you crossed me with a walrus it'd look like Gimley from the Lord of DA Rings, with sick in his beard. I'm sick of Inkland, here, keep it! I do so want another Cypressian reply if possible, it feels like I have troops spread internationally XOXOXOXOXOXOXOX
Hello, my Cypressian delite, you look like you're online! How the devil are you and how's it all going? Like the new persona? I'm all Russed-up xoxoxoxox
AWROITE, MATE? AWROIIIIIITE?!!!! Ow I need this, dunni? I really chuffin' need this- yeah, there goes yer knighthood. I'm gunna throw a cushion...picture of your mother...TANTRUM! Donchoo worry, bruv. Well, howz it out in 'Yprus? Are you on DA LOOSE? Not like me sitting on naff bean bags with a few crumbs in 'em, I might as well be sitting on ballbags! I miss my KEEF xoxoxoxox p.s. I'm watching Big Bruvver for you, and only for you xoxoxoxox 'AVE IT!!!!
The first factor.... Well she is awesome!!!! But listen i have the strangest weekend ever!!!!! Went ouy with a girl from laines on sat and then on mon i get a phone call from lizzie!! I'll explain better when i speak to you but don't tell mum or dad yet but i think we're getting back together??!! Wohay !!! x x x
HELLO me olde fine sir! Handing over ye olde antique Fagin coins in 'Yprus, eh? Cor blimey, guv, in me fingerless gloves. NICE to have fingerless gloves- only so you can grope Al in the 70's. Make way cuz I'm ajumping in your pool, right, right, right? BIG LOVE TO ME SOOOOOOOZ o' 'YPRUS!!!!! XOXOXOX
horahhh!"!! My essay is handed in! Went out last night to celebrate and i found out that my director for Destry Rides Again is really good friends with John Doyle who is the guy that first directed with actor/musicians!!!! He might come and see it, i'm very excited!
Hows life??? You got any pictures yet of your cypriot life?? x x x
Goday homie! You've sent me one text!!! I'm so busy at the mo i'm rehearsing 9-9 a ive got an essay asssignment in for monday and my social life fits in there somewhere??!! Herd your rocking it up in cyprus?? Go you!!! x x
OH NO! Oh Sooz- not the flippin' cat again- DANGEROUS! I'm stuck on the backwards downstairs computer so I can't look up that website address ya sent me. I'll use my imagination and I think it's a great BIG photo of a BUCKET
I tell ya- I'm well upcited about going to the friggin' ZOO tomorrow! WAHEY!!!!! Let's write some comedy on the way- you can write, I'll take the wheel while you write, and I'll stretch out all cosy like with my feet sticking out of the sunroof. I'll see YOU at 10, young man!
Here are a couple of pictures from my amazing month in Mallorca...I spent it cleaning boats for the rich and famous (well, semi, Anthea Turner and Peter Stringfellow).
Standing on Michael Stout's (horse racing legend!) boat - 
Swimming at night like a chlorine vampire, even though I'm allergic to bloody chlorine!! 
I am a grade 8 opera singer (that's the highest grade so stop asking me "when ya gonna do grade 9 then hurhurhur") and done did got a 2:1 in BA (Hons) Scriptwriting from Bournemouth University (they're supposedly the best media university in Europe, that's what the BBC told me anyway), but hope to be a profesh singer or actress of summink. Got an A at Performing Arts A-Level so don't even mess with my shit.
Here I am dressed as The Bride in Kill Bill, but the picture's rubbish innit. That catsuit has a crotch zip....eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!
And this is Ludger, the most gorgeous of them all. He's qualified for the South East Winter Regionals:
I have to ride this tiny pony and I look like an idiot because he was ridden by a load of 11 year olds who have since grown out of him:
Now, seeing as we're on an animal theme, meet my now-deceased dog. Contrary to the picture, she died of old age, not alchoholism. RIP Bess:
Now give me a best friend who is black (and also a mannequin). I hate black people, but I tolerate Michael because he stops me looking racist. Unfortunately I've been tolerating him since I was 14 now....yes, that IS his real hair, seriously!
OI! Listen to my song...it's me singing and everything! www.esnips.com/web/cornflakegirl.
TTFN!
Ol' Rusty Brand, a man what I love. He's my favourite ex-druggie except for Jimmy Trackmarks who reckons he's a baked potato.
Martin Scorsese...somebody, get that man an Oscar!
Ricky Gervais (sure it's a popular choice, but what a funny, funny man! I love everything he's ever done!)
Eddie Izzard (he funny man int he)
Groucho Marx, bit difficult though seeing as he died in 1977, but genius.
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