Everything you ever wanted to know about Suzy HomeWrecker:
Skated with The Banked Track League; TX Roller Derby, Lonestar Roller girls 2 years For The PUTAS DEL FUEGO- TXRD
Bruisers- AZRD
Tent City Terrors- AZRD
Surly Gurlies- AZRD
COFFIN DRAGGERS- AZDD
LADY LUX- AZDD
PROJECTS:
-MAR 2004 TX Roller Derby Poster model, Dave Glass art
-Model for NC Rollergirls poster
-Model for Tampa Tantrums logo
-Model for Underground stardust glitter art
-Jones Soda label
-Model for CRUNCH GYM t-shirt design
-Sourpuss Clothing T-shirt Design
"Roller Rage"
-Dave Glass Art "Under my wheels"
-OCT 2006 Poster art model for AZ Derby Dames
-Model for artshow by FONZY
RADIO:
-Kaos Radion 95.9
-Austin Music Network. GIRLS.GIRLS.GIRLS.
MODEL:
-Model for Label Horde bently projects Fashion Show
-Model for Black Eyed Saint Clothing Co.
-Model for Trasvilleusa.com
-Model for SuicideGirls.com
PUBLICATIONS:
-July 2003 Tattoo Magazine
-JAN 2004 Fader magazine
-Loaded Magazine (UK)
-PHOTO Juxtapoz - Lucky 13 apparel ad.
-Tattoo Magazine
-AUG 2004 SKIN N INK Magazine
-TATTOO International
-SEPT 2004 ASU PRESS Feature story
-OCT 2004 Skin Deep tattoo Magazine
-OCT 2004 AZ Monthly
-Paper Magazine
-Savage Tattoo Magazine
-JAN 2005 SKIN N INK tattoo magazine
-July 2005 Tattoo Burst (Japan)
-New Times:
Listed in April, June, September and November
-New Times Best of 2006 “Best Chicks to have your back in a brawl”
-‘N Touch News Magazine:
Featured in August, September, October, November and December 2006
-Five Magazine:
Featured in Issue 6
-SEPT 2006 Java Magazine
-College Times
Featured in June and December
Listed in August, September and November 2006
-NOV 2006 Get Out Magazine
-Oct 2006 TATTOO SOCIETY MAGAZINE
-..he Horse Magazine
-Jan 2007 College Times cover
-May 2007 College Times spread
-May 2007 944 Magazine
INTERNET:
-AZ Central:
Listed on AZ Central mainpage in August and November
-Mar 2006 featured derby girl on Retrokiten.com
TELEVISION, FILM
-Channel 3 Good Morning Arizona:
Featured on June 24th
Featured on August 31st
-ABC 15
-Game Show Network - Roller Derby Game AZRD VS TXRG
-Tucson Roler Derby DVD
-Rollergirls, A&E, DVD
-Crash cam films, Hells on Wheels Documentary of the TX roller derby girls.
Sugar and spice, that's this little girl's vice, thats what Suzy Homewrecker's made of...
Likes: Cheerleaders from the Texan purgatory, The Satans Cheerleaders
Guns, Red Lipstick, Brass Knuckles, and airstream trailers,
TATTOOS, going to punk shows, Skateboarding, rad photos, all-girl roller derby, cruiser/lowrider bikes, hot rods, pin-up girls, porn, pit bulls, VARLA, snowboarding, PUNK ROCK, XXX to learn more about me click here
Or here... SUZY HOMEWRECKER DERBY DAME FAN CLUB
or hereAZ DERBY DAMES
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Music
BIO:
After growing up in the trailer park, in a small town named Casa Grande, in Arizona no wonder she got the name and the reputation of Suzy HomeWrecker. Breaking curfew, sneaking out the double wide every night, stealing boyfriends, and hanging with the local gang, She knew she needed a change, or else this little homewrecker would end up in the clink, or in a ditch...which ever came first.
She skipped town for a while to check out boys town, Mexico. After picking up all her dollars off the stage, and saying good bye to those donkey girls forever she was off again breakin shit, and wrecking shop all over. After leaving the big house, and coming to the best little whore house in Texas, That's when she met up with the other hot chicas of the Putas del Fuego at the local dive, El Calentano. It was on again to kicking ass, taking names, and breaking hearts all over the place.
This is one little house wife you don't wanna mess with.......
Rollergirls A&E
Ingedients for a Homewrecker pie:
1 cup hair balls
½ cup lies
2 parts sterile urine
1 tablespoon mischief
2 cups of lice
½ cup holy water
½ tablespoon nails
1 teaspoon spiders
2 cups barnacle
1 part agent orange
Mix in a big ass bowl with a butcher knife, and it should be nice n’ lumpy.
Set the crap on fire, and keep it at 666’
Bake 4 hours, and served damn hot!
Burn your tongue and enjoy!
I started skating in roller derby in 2001
When I saw a flier that said TRYOUTS in a tattoo shop in Austin, TX.
I thought no fucking way!!!!
I went to my first derby game in Oct, the championship game. I was absolute awe the entire time. I MUST DO THIS! I channted to myself over and over.
I knew it, the moment I saw the ad for the game.
This was it!!
I was never good at sports, not because I am not cometetive,
It was the people involved that made me not like it.
I did't get along with other girls
I was independant, creative, and an ass kicker, that's why i was soo hooked!
Like minded ladies, that wanna skate in circles, dressed up in short skirts, torn fishnets, and beat the hell outta each other and not even go to jail?? I'm in!
It was the spectacle of things that drew me in, and made me fall in love! The dyed hair, the tattoos, the uniforms, and the catchy names...THIS WAS IT! This is exactly what I always looked for, and wanted to be apart of, i just didn't know it even exsisted!
Well.. it didn't before. When I tried out for derby, there was no one else doing this. We were the only ALL-GIRL roller entertainment (*we couldn't even use roller derby, because of the trademark...the old timers gave us such hell for it too.)
The league soon split off into 2.. Texas Rollergirls were born, and TX Roller Derby - Lonestar Rollergirls. Absolute rivals..in the same city!! My derby dream was coming to an end, I didn't think the league would survive.
I desided to stay with the Lonestar Rollergirls, after many, many phone calls, and a witch trials.. I made up my mind. It was the words of Iron Maiden (Nancy Jack - Founder of TXRD) "If someone else were to have the creative control - it would certinly look different" Right then, I knew exactly what she ment. Fighting for what you believe in, even when it means possibly losing everything, just to stand firm for the vision,creative ideas, and beliefs.
5 years later, I went back to Austin, TX to go see Hell On Wheels, a derby documentry that was in the making when I joined the league.
I saw the birth of ALL-GIRL derby, on the big screen At The Paramount It was screening dduring SXSW. It was so beauitful - and the seeing there is AMAZING I saw the leagues from a different perspective - I knew exactly what I wanted and what to do to make it happen....
The Suzy Homewrecker experience coming soon...
Since I started skating in derby, I moved to AZ to help start AZ Roller Derby With an old friend I knew since we were 15. His neighbor across the street keep bugging him about the league he told her about in Austin (BGGW) When on a visit from Austin, I met Ivanna S. Pankin - Founder AZRD and of Sin CIty Rollergirls, now owns an online skate shop I skated with the Bruisers (naughty nurses) and I was on the travel team Tent City Terrors.(If you live in AZ or know anything about AZ - you know what this means). I started the team The Surly Gurlies (punk rock pirates) along with Bam Bam - now skating in a league in Kansas. I quit AZRD in March 2004 after a game vs. Tucson Roller Derby. In July of that year they voted me out I heard.. haha.
I went back and played in an O.P.P. (Original Putas Possee) game in TX.
With TXRD. They were wrapping up Rollergirls - a reality show that aired on A&E Going back - again I saw the league and the growth - from a completly different perspective, because at that point - I was an outsider - looking in.
I started the AZ Derby Dames in July of 2004.
I was sick of not having fun anymore - I found my passion in life. That life was being sucked away. Bringing out the inner rebel - I brought out the do-it-yourselfer-or-no-one-else-will-do-it-for-you-chick. The one that has the creative ideas and knows how to run a league and how NOT TO. I have seen what choices that have been made, what I would have done, what the outcome was..and now how to handle them.
"locked box with key inside - I have no idea what that means - David Lynch".
Since then we have grown to over 103 skaters and we are still growing!!!
AZ Derby Dames and myself have been published many times.
Made apperences on AZ news channels 3, 10 and 15 Stories about the AZ Derby Dames have been featured in The AZ Republic, The New Times, Get Out, N'Touch Magazine, The Horse Magazine, Blood-n-Thunder, Derby Gal, The College Times, Java Magazine and many more. AZDD have played 2 inter league games at Rollercon, Las Vegas, NV.
One other team forfit at Rollercon 2008.
AZDD has alsp played many demo games - At The SmokeOut West a biker rally in Cottonwood, AZ AZ Bike Week, The University of Phoenix stadium - where The Cardinals play during AZ Skin Expo, Veterans Memorial in downtown Phx, against an all.girl hockey team, & Coming soon - The Battle on the Banked II. Some people talk a lot of shit. MAybe some*people just don't fucking get it....
I LOVE Roller Derby - It is my passion. It's engrained in me. It's in my blood. ..... and THAT is why we are just so U N S T O P P A B L E ! ! !
It was so nice being able to talk with you at today at the Battle at the Bank.Thanks for taking pics with your camera since mine was having tech difficulty.You are beautiful inside and out. Thanks again. Cheers from Texas!
Hey Sweetheart, how are you? Vixen and I had a SUZY HOMEWRECKER shirt spotting at George n Dragon last night! Some random guy wearing a Landau shirt. Ha ha ha, it was awesome. Made us miss you. Hope things are good. xoxo
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