Everything you ever wanted to know about Suzy HomeWrecker:
Skated with The Banked Track League; TX Roller Derby, Lonestar Roller girls 2 years For The PUTAS DEL FUEGO- TXRD
Bruisers- AZRD
Tent City Terrors- AZRD
Surly Gurlies- AZRD
COFFIN DRAGGERS- AZDD
LADY LUX- AZDD
PROJECTS:
-MAR 2004 TX Roller Derby Poster model, Dave Glass art
-Model for NC Rollergirls poster
-Model for Tampa Tantrums logo
-Model for Underground stardust glitter art
-Jones Soda label
-Model for CRUNCH GYM t-shirt design
-Sourpuss Clothing T-shirt Design
"Roller Rage"
-Dave Glass Art "Under my wheels"
-OCT 2006 Poster art model for AZ Derby Dames
-Model for artshow by FONZY
RADIO:
-Kaos Radion 95.9
-Austin Music Network. GIRLS.GIRLS.GIRLS.
MODEL:
-Model for Label Horde bently projects Fashion Show
-Model for Black Eyed Saint Clothing Co.
-Model for Trasvilleusa.com
-Model for SuicideGirls.com
PUBLICATIONS:
-July 2003 Tattoo Magazine
-JAN 2004 Fader magazine
-Loaded Magazine (UK)
-PHOTO Juxtapoz - Lucky 13 apparel ad.
-Tattoo Magazine
-AUG 2004 SKIN N INK Magazine
-TATTOO International
-SEPT 2004 ASU PRESS Feature story
-OCT 2004 Skin Deep tattoo Magazine
-OCT 2004 AZ Monthly
-Paper Magazine
-Savage Tattoo Magazine
-JAN 2005 SKIN N INK tattoo magazine
-July 2005 Tattoo Burst (Japan)
-New Times:
Listed in April, June, September and November
-New Times Best of 2006 “Best Chicks to have your back in a brawl”
-‘N Touch News Magazine:
Featured in August, September, October, November and December 2006
-Five Magazine:
Featured in Issue 6
-SEPT 2006 Java Magazine
-College Times
Featured in June and December
Listed in August, September and November 2006
-NOV 2006 Get Out Magazine
-Oct 2006 TATTOO SOCIETY MAGAZINE
-..he Horse Magazine
-Jan 2007 College Times cover
-May 2007 College Times spread
-May 2007 944 Magazine
INTERNET:
-AZ Central:
Listed on AZ Central mainpage in August and November
-Mar 2006 featured derby girl on Retrokiten.com
TELEVISION, FILM
-Channel 3 Good Morning Arizona:
Featured on June 24th
Featured on August 31st
-ABC 15
-Game Show Network - Roller Derby Game AZRD VS TXRG
-Tucson Roler Derby DVD
-Rollergirls, A&E, DVD
-Crash cam films, Hells on Wheels Documentary of the TX roller derby girls.
Sugar and spice, that's this little girl's vice, thats what Suzy Homewrecker's made of...
Likes: Cheerleaders from the Texan purgatory, The Satans Cheerleaders
Guns, Red Lipstick, Brass Knuckles, and airstream trailers,
TATTOOS, going to punk shows, Skateboarding, rad photos, all-girl roller derby, cruiser/lowrider bikes, hot rods, pin-up girls, porn, pit bulls, VARLA, snowboarding, PUNK ROCK, XXX to learn more about me click here
Or here... SUZY HOMEWRECKER DERBY DAME FAN CLUB
or hereAZ DERBY DAMES
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Music
BIO:
After growing up in the trailer park, in a small town named Casa Grande, in Arizona no wonder she got the name and the reputation of Suzy HomeWrecker. Breaking curfew, sneaking out the double wide every night, stealing boyfriends, and hanging with the local gang, She knew she needed a change, or else this little homewrecker would end up in the clink, or in a ditch...which ever came first.
She skipped town for a while to check out boys town, Mexico. After picking up all her dollars off the stage, and saying good bye to those donkey girls forever she was off again breakin shit, and wrecking shop all over. After leaving the big house, and coming to the best little whore house in Texas, That's when she met up with the other hot chicas of the Putas del Fuego at the local dive, El Calentano. It was on again to kicking ass, taking names, and breaking hearts all over the place.
This is one little house wife you don't wanna mess with.......
Rollergirls A&E
Ingedients for a Homewrecker pie:
1 cup hair balls
½ cup lies
2 parts sterile urine
1 tablespoon mischief
2 cups of lice
½ cup holy water
½ tablespoon nails
1 teaspoon spiders
2 cups barnacle
1 part agent orange
Mix in a big ass bowl with a butcher knife, and it should be nice n’ lumpy.
Set the crap on fire, and keep it at 666’
Bake 4 hours, and served damn hot!
Burn your tongue and enjoy!
I started skating in roller derby in 2001, when I saw a flier that said TRYOUTS, in a tattoo shop in Austin, TX. I thought no fucking way!!!!
I went to my first derby game in Oct, the championship game. I was absolute awe the entire time. I MUST DO THIS! I channted to myself over and over, I knew it, the moment I saw the ad for the game.
This was it!! I was never good at sports, not because i am not cometetive, it was the people involved that made me not like it. I did't get along with other girls, I was independant, creative, and an ass kicker, that's why i was soo hooked! Like minded ladies, that wanna skate in circles, dressed up in short skirts, torn fishnets, and beat the hell outta each other and not even go to jail?? i'm in! It was the spectacle of things that drew me in, and made me fall in love! The dyed hair, the tattoos, the uniforms, and the catchy names...THIS WAS IT! This is exactly what I always looked for, and wanted to be apart of, i just didn't know it even exsisted! well.. it didn't before. When I tried out for derby, there was no one else doing this. we were the only ALL-GIRL roller entertainment (*we couldnt use roller derby, because of the trademark...the old timers gave us such hell for it too.)
The league soon split off into 2.. Texas rollergirls were born, and TX Roller derby - Lonestar Rollergirls. absolute rivals..in the same city!! My derby dream was coming to an end, I didn't think the league would survive, I desided to stay with the Lonestar Rollergirls, after many many phone calls, and a witch trials later...
5 years later, I went back to Austin, TX to go see Hell On Wheels, a derby documnetry that was in the making when I joined the league.
The Suzy Homewrecker experience coming soon...
Since I started skating in derby, I moved to AZ to help start AZ Roiller Derby, I skated with the Bruisers (naughty nurses), and I was on the travel team Tent City Terrors, i started the team The Surly Gurlies (punk rockj pirates). I quit in March 2004 after a game vs. Tucson Roller Derby.
I went back and played in an O.P.P. (Original Putas Possee) game in TX.
I started the AZ Derby Dames in July of 2005. Since then we have grown to over 70 skaters, and we are still growing..we have been published many times, made apperences on local news, and played 2 inter league games, and 2 away games.
That's right folks, the AZDD Coffin Draggers are putting Halloween on the calendar two times this year! Awesome bands, costume contests, raffles, watermelon jack-o-lanters, ghoulishly good treats, the AZDD spanking booth, and soooo much more! It's going to be one hell of a damn good time!
um yeh, dooode. that was fun! thnx for humoring me and lettin me get in the way, eat oreos and witness good creative chaos. o! im off work after this wkend. let me know when yeh need help next week to paint-or just text me when you are i'll cruise down. i dont leave for cali until the 18th. xo, zog
Hey, I have prints for you! Sorry it took me a million years to do it, I've just had so much going on. Send me your address again and I will send em off :)
Sweet dark hair on the cover, Wrecker. I don't think I've ever seen it other than some variation on the theme of red. Hope you're doing awesome! ~Feisty
Rollergirls A&E
