Everything you ever wanted to know about Suzy HomeWrecker:
Skated with The Banked Track League; TX Roller Derby, Lonestar Roller girls 2002 For The PUTAS DEL FUEGO- TXRD
Bruisers- AZRD
Tent City Terrors- AZRD
Surly Gurlies- AZRD
COFFIN DRAGGERS- AZDD
LADY LUX- AZDD
Live Fast Rollergirls
The WRECKING CREW
PROJECTS:
-MAR 2004 TX Roller Derby Poster model, Dave Glass art
-Model for NC Rollergirls poster
-Model for Tampa Tantrums logo
-Model for Underground stardust glitter art
-Jones Soda label
-Model for CRUNCH GYM t-shirt design
-Sourpuss Clothing T-shirt Design
"Roller Rage"
-Dave Glass Art "Under my wheels"
-Poster art model for AZ Derby Dames
-Model for artshow by FONZY
RADIO:
-Kaos Radion 95.9 Austin, TX
-Austin Music Network. GIRLS.GIRLS.GIRLS.
Music:
The EARPS promo shoot
Loren Battle music video
Creepsville 666 music video
MODEL:
-Model for Label Horde bently projects Fashion Show
-Model for Black Eyed Saint Clothing Co.
-Model for Trasvilleusa.com
-Model for SuicideGirls.com
-Model for Homewrecker Clothing
-Model for Fetish Falls
-Model for Penny Dreadfalls
PUBLICATIONS:
-July 2003 Tattoo Magazine
-JAN 2004 Fader magazine
-Loaded Magazine (UK)
-PHOTO Juxtapoz - Lucky 13 apparel ad.
-Tattoo Magazine
-AUG 2004 SKIN N INK Magazine
-TATTOO International
-SEPT 2004 ASU PRESS Feature story
-OCT 2004 Skin Deep tattoo Magazine
-OCT 2004 AZ Monthly
-Paper Magazine
-Savage Tattoo Magazine
-JAN 2005 SKIN N INK tattoo magazine
-July 2005 Tattoo Burst (Japan)
-New Times:
Listed in April, June, September and November
-New Times Best of 2006 “Best Chicks to have your back in a brawl”
-‘N Touch News Magazine:
Featured in August, September, October, November and December 2006
-Five Magazine:
Featured in Issue 6
-SEPT 2006 Java Magazine
-College Times
Featured in June and December
Listed in August, September and November 2006
-NOV 2006 Get Out Magazine
-Oct 2006 TATTOO SOCIETY MAGAZINE
-..he Horse Magazine
-Jan 2007 College Times cover
-May 2007 College Times spread
-May 2007 944 Magazine
INTERNET:
-AZ Central:
Listed on AZ Central mainpage in August and November
-Mar 2006 featured derby girl on Retrokiten.com
TELEVISION, FILM
-Channel 3 Good Morning Arizona:
Featured on June 24th
Featured on August 31st
-ABC 15
-Game Show Network - Roller Derby Game AZRD VS TXRG
-Tucson Roler Derby DVD
-Rollergirls, A&E, DVD
-Crash cam films, Hell on Wheels Documentary of the TX Roller Derby.
Likes: Cheerleaders from the Texan purgatory, The Satans Cheerleaders
Guns, Red Lipstick, Brass Knuckles, and airstream trailers,
TATTOOS, going to punk shows, Skateboarding, rad photos, all-girl roller derby, cruiser/lowrider bikes, hot rods, pin-up girls, porn, pit bulls, VARLA, snowboarding, PUNK ROCK, XXX
Music
After growing up in the trailer park, in a small town named Casa Grande, in Arizona no wonder she got the name and the reputation of Suzy HomeWrecker. Breaking curfew, sneaking out the double wide every night, stealing boyfriends, and hanging with the local gang, She knew she needed a change, or else this little homewrecker would end up in the clink, or in a ditch...which ever came first.
She skipped town for a while to check out boys town, Mexico. After picking up all her dollars off the stage, and saying good bye to those donkey girls forever she was off again breakin shit, and wrecking shop all over. After leaving the big house, and coming to the best little whore house in Texas, That's when she met up with the other hot chicas of the Putas del Fuego at the local dive, El Calentano. It was on again to kicking ass, taking names, and breaking hearts all over the place.
This is one little house wife you don't wanna mess with.......
Movies
CreepsVille 666 music video
Creesville 666 music video by: Critterteeth Films.
AZ Derby Dames - Live Fast Rollergirls Dirt City, AZ US Founder Suzy Homewrecker
Trailer Park little shit town, AZ US American Housewife this is one little housewife you don't wanna mess with..
Suzy HomeWrecker (twitter/killhomewrecker) Dream as if you"ll live forever, Live as if you"ll die today. - James Dean Posted at 3:59 AM Nov 5 view more
I started skating in roller derby in 2001
When I saw a flier that said TRYOUTS in a tattoo shop in Austin, TX.
I thought no fucking way!!!!
I went to my first derby game in October 2001. It was The championship game. It was a Halloweeen theme. I was absolute awe the entire time. I MUST DO THIS! I **MUST** DO THIS!!! I chanted to myself over and over.
I knew it, the moment I saw the ad for the game.
This was it!!
I was never good at sports, not because I am not competetive,
It was the people involved that made me not like it.
I did't get along with other girls.
I was independant, creative, and an ass kicker, BUT - derby!?!?! THAT is why I was soo hooked! ;)
Like minded ladies, that wanna skate in circles, dressed up in short skirts, torn fishnets, and beat the hell outta each other and not even go to jail?? I'm in!
It was the spectacle of derby that drew me in, and made me fall in love! The dyed hair, the tattoos, the uniforms, and the catchy names...THIS WAS IT!
This is exactly what I always looked for and wanted to be apart of, I just didn't know it even exsisted!
Well.. it didn't before. When I tried out for All -GIRL derby, there was no one else doing this at that time.
It rolled into the history books in the 70's due to "bad promoting" and the state of the economy.. There were severl people that tried bringing it back in the early 80's (Rollerjam) but it was not until 2001 was the revival of Roller Derby - only this was NEW! Modern.. different!! ALL-GIRL Roller Enetertainment.
We were the ONLY ALL-GIRL roller entertainment in the world!
(*we couldn't even use the term "roller derby" because of the copyright issues...the old timers gave us such hell for it too.)
The league soon split off into 2.. Texas Rollergirls were born, and TX Roller Derby - Lonestar Rollergirls. Absolute rivals..in the same city!! My derby dream was coming to a t-stop, I didn't think the league would survive.
I saw SOOO many WOMEN bitching, being fucked up, two faced, people were HURT, pissed, and wondering what to do?
What happens when ya have a ton of awesome, tough chicks that are very determined and don't hold back in 1 city? (stay away from the bathrooms in the bars on 6th ST for one) Two amazing leagues that; who-fucking-knew would change the world..The derby world as we knew it!!
Coming from a league of 84 - The skaters spilt off from the league & we were left with 13 skaters!!
TOTAL ROLLERGIRLS: 16846
Based off of Paige Burner's official master roster
LAST UPDATED: 07/22/2009
I decided to stay with the Lonestar Rollergirls, after many, many phone calls, and a witch trials.. (See Hell On Wheels) I made up my mind. It was the words of Iron Maiden (Nancy Jack - Founder of TXRD) at The Putas meeting that Lunatic called (Captain of the Putas Del Fuego at the time) "If someone else were to have the creative control - it would certinly look different" Right then, I knew exactly what she ment. Fighting for what you believe in, even when it means possibly losing everything, just to stand firm for the vision,creative ideas, and beliefs.
The Suzy Homewrecker experience coming soon...
Since I started skating in roller derby in Austin, TX - I moved back to AZ to help start AZ Roller Derby With an old friend I knew since we were 15. His neighbor across the street keep bugging him about the league he told her about in Austin (BGGW) When on a visit from Austin, I met Ivanna S. Pankin (since then; Founder of AZ Roller Derby and of Sin CIty Rollergirls, owns an online skate shop & skater for San Diego Derby Dolls)
I skated with The Bruisers
I started the team The Surly Gurlies (punk rock pirates) along with Bam Bam - now skating in a league in Kansas.
5 years later, I went back to Austin, TX to go see Hell On Wheels, a derby documentry that was in the making when I joined the league.
I saw the birth of ALL-GIRL derby, on the big screen At The Paramount It was the premier screening during SXSW. It was so beauitful - and seating there is AMAZING I saw the leagues from a different perspective - I knew exactly what I wanted and what to do to make it happen....
I also went back and played in an O.P.P. (Original Putas Possee) game in TX.
With TXRD. They were wrapping up "Rollergirls". A reality show that aired on A&E Going back - again I saw the league and the growth - from a completly different perspective yet again!! -because at that point I was an outsider looking in.
I started the AZ Derby Dames in July of 2004.
I was sick of not having fun anymore - I found my passion in life.
That life was being sucked away. (also know as: no fighting in roller derby, tooo many penelties to think about & the two faced bastards I have seen before)
Bringing out the inner rebel - I brought out the do-it-yourselfer-or-no-one-else-will-do-it-for-you-chick.
The one that has the creative ideas and knows how to run a league and how NOT TO. I have seen what choices that have been made, what I would have done, what the outcome was..and now how to handle them.
"locked box with key inside - I have no idea what that means - David Lynch".
Since then the league - AZ Derby Dames has grown to over 103 skaters and are still growing!!! The league plays at the biggest roller derby venue in the world!! not too bad - our last venue was sweet too! we skated inside of a Castle!
AZ Derby Dames and myself have been published many times, Made apperences on AZ news channels 3, 10 and 15 Stories about the AZ Derby Dames have been featured in The AZ Republic, The New Times, Get Out, N'Touch Magazine, The Horse Magazine, Blood-n-Thunder, Derby Gal, The College Times, Java Magazine, Fracture derby magazine, and many more. Derby Dames has played 2 inter league games at Rollercon, Las Vegas, NV. - Flamingo Banks & in the middle of Freemont ST.
One other team *nameless* ;) forfit at Rollercon 2008.
I started the teams: The Lady Lux (travel team) Coffin Draggers, Live Fast Rollergirls (demo bouts)
AZDD has also played many demo games - At The Smoke Out West a biker rally in Cottonwood, AZ AZ Bike Week, The University of Phoenix stadium - where The Cardinals play during AZ Skin Expo, Veterans Memorial in downtown Phx, against an all.girl hockey team, The Battle on the Banked II in Austin, TX in June of 2009.
In July of 2009 I made up a team to skate against the newest banked track league, The Red Dirt Rebellion Rollergirls in Oklahoma City - I wanted to get together a team to play them, The best I have skated with...so they could pull off their first bout..They got the track back from filming in Detroit rock city for a new Roll Derby movie coming out called "Whip It!" staring Ellen Page, Drew Barrymoore, Juliette Lewis & more badasses! The movie is directed by Drew Barrymorre, need I say more?
Who better to get to play then skaters from the league I started? The AZ Derby Dames for the 1st bout for The WRECKING CREW - my latest all.girl Roller Derby project!!
Some people talk a lot of shit. Maybe some*people just don't fucking get it....
I LOVE Roller Derby - I love the sub-culture that was created just for us! It is my passion. It's ingrained in me. It's in my blood. ..... and THAT is why we are just so U N S T O P P A B L E ! ! !
People have attempted to hold me back my ENTIRE life!
Well...HELL HATH NO FURY!
Do you know who the fuck I am?
WARNING: Don't feed the animals!
I DON'T HOLD BACK!!
...oh - and I bite.
Who I'd like to meet:
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