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Sven "Mr. Lower East Side" Wechsler
"Sven Wechsler - Love him or leave him... no, don’t leave. "

Male
98 years old
BROOKLYN, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login:7/18/2008
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   Sven "Mr. Lower East Side" Wechsler's Comedian Bio
BioSven was born in Sundsvall, Sweden but grew up in the United States, living in the Chicago area and in Boulder, Colorado for the longest periods of a nomadic existence. He has traveled extensively overseas and this experience finds its way into his comedy. Schooled as a newspaper journalist (schooled - as in educated, not as in "totally dissed by the hipper more urban journalists"), Sven entered the world of comedy through improv, sketch and drug induced confusion, studying at the Second City and Improv Olympic in Chicago. When he realized how annoying imrovisers were, he started doing standup. He has recently sobered up and moved to New York in order to fight terrorism in the form of religious fundamentalism. Mostly, he just tells jokes and funny anecdotes.
WebsiteSvenComedy.com , BrainyAxe.com
TV ShowsSpike T.V., History Channel,
FilmsThe Good Shepherd

    Sven "Mr. Lower East Side" Wechsler's Interests
GeneralSpelunking. Learning how to spell spelunking properly. Other stuff that makes me appear interesting, intelligent and fun to be around.
MusicTool. Also, Simon and Garfunkel - but not Garfunkel. Well he's O.K. in small doses, but we all know where the talent came from. Garfunkel sings pretty, but that only gets you so far.
MoviesAll the ones that I'm in... so none so far. I refuse to see a movie until I'm in it.
TelevisionC-Span, but just for the fights.
BooksLove them. I read tons of stuff. All the big ones and some cutting edge stuff you wouldn't have heard of. Very, very interesting. I'm constantly learning. My brain is actually physically expanding. It's so full of knowledge. I can't relate to people. I'm much too smart and wise.
HeroesStrong people who made sacrifices so that others could have a better life. Also, famous people.
Groups: Village Lantern ComedyFan's of my type of jokesNew York Underground ComicsNew York ComediansGirls with large breasts who love short guys with glasses who are NY comedian Joe DeVitoDave OddJerk Alert ProductionsAdd Me Group

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     Sven "Mr. Lower East Side" Wechsler's Details
Status:Swinger
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Brooklyn
Body type:5' 9" / Slim / Slender
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Education:College graduate

   Sven "Mr. Lower East Side" Wechsler's Schools
University Of Colorado At Boulder
Boulder,COLORADO
Graduated: 1995
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Journalism
 

1991 to 1995
Deerfield High School
Deerfield,ILLINOIS
Graduated: 1990
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1986 to 1990

   Sven "Mr. Lower East Side" Wechsler's Networking
Television - Talent - Comedian



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   Sven "Mr. Lower East Side" Wechsler's Blurbs
About me:

I’m a comedian in NYC. I’m hilarious. Trust me.... really. My schedule, what I get around to posting, is below. Also, you should visit my website:
www.SvenComedy.com



Also, this is a monthly show I run at the Bowery Poetry Club:


www.BRAINYAXE.com

Who I'd like to meet:
You for coffee, and we can talk about all the shit you've been saying about me behind my back and why I ignore your "safe" word.

   Sven "Mr. Lower East Side" Wechsler's Friend Space (Top 24)
Sven "Mr. Lower East Side" Wechsler has 487 friends.
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Sven "Mr. Lower East Side" Wechsler's Friends Comments
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Dan Fontaine Comedy





Jul 14 2008 10:47 AM

Hey man. Good bumping into you yesterday. Hope all is well.
Becky Ciletti





May 21 2008 7:26 AM

hey man, thanks for having me on Brainyaxe. it was cool. and fun.
elizabeth!





Apr 17 2008 7:17 AM

Hey, Mr. Time Out New York! Drop by Dizzy's next week if you're in the mood for some music...
Keith Alberstadt





Mar 21 2008 7:30 AM

Thanks for having me at Brainyaxe last night, Sven.
Good times and cheap beer that I couldn't drink. Next time, though...the bar will earn plenty from me.
Dan Goodman





Mar 6 2008 12:48 PM

Check out the latest episode of Gettin' Some.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/aafd0c5026
Lorraine





Nov 22 2007 1:51 PM

Personally, I'm flipping back and forth betwixt the Andy Hardy marathon on TCM, "Little People Big, World" on TLC and football.
Jenny Rubin





Nov 20 2007 9:20 PM

Wait---Did you win?
BeehiveHairdresser.com





Nov 20 2007 4:33 AM

Congrats on the new title, Mr. Lower East Side.
Billy Reno





Oct 30 2007 1:34 PM

Thanx for rockin' the funny last night! The table of PTA mothers loved you.
Dirty Diana





Aug 11 2007 4:26 AM

Hi Sven!!!! How are you? Good to hear from you :)
Anya Garrett





Jul 8 2007 1:25 PM

You are sweet. I like you.
Your Momma





Jun 21 2007 3:27 PM

Baby,

Could you please pick up some celery for the salad, and bleach for the bathroom. Also don't forget to turn off the air conditioner when you leave the house. The litter box needs changing too, and I’m short on tampons.

Thanks,

You are a sweetheart!

PS I've signed you up with my yoga class - because like Gandhi said - "Couples that do yoga together, stay together".
McCarthy





Jun 21 2007 2:20 PM

happy birthday
i'll be your wing man anyday
Carolyn Castiglia





Jun 9 2007 10:34 AM

Hussein in the membrane. HUSSEIN IN THE BRAIN!

Nice to see you last night, as always.
Cara





Jun 4 2007 9:59 PM

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Katina





Apr 23 2007 12:13 PM

S-Silly
V-very talented
E-eager--wha?
N-Nice
Angela





Apr 11 2007 12:34 PM

Hi Sven!
Ron Bender





Apr 8 2007 7:55 PM

I like to make balloon porcupines because it's too dangerous for them to reproduce on their own. Enjoy!
Adam





Mar 25 2007 7:26 PM

Look, everyone knows you're a beautiful, brilliant, billionaire, rock star, astrophysicist. So, why not vote for me to be "America's Next Big Producer?" All you have to do is watch this video. Maybe click on the "love it" button while you're at it. Come on, you owe it to yourself!

http://www.jumpcut.com/view/?id=309DF420D4E811DBAC66000423CF381C
baron vaughn (insert made up german name)





Mar 18 2007 8:10 PM

ODIN!? Man, I haven't subscribed to Odin since I Found out about Freya. She's the bizzomb.
Katina





Mar 7 2007 8:59 AM

Sweet Sven, it was great to see your face!
The Hairy Aureolas





Feb 9 2007 4:42 AM

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Myka





Feb 5 2007 8:26 AM

sven is the hardest working man in show business. where can i find a list of your credits?

you are too funny.
Hype of the States





Jan 31 2007 9:10 PM

We're playing on Saturday, February 3rd as Sin-e in NYC. Check our page for the details - hope you can check us out!
Dan Curry Melloncamp XVI





Jan 30 2007 4:35 PM

cougar melloncamp is a fraud and a three pack a day smoker.

there is no need to find him. he will seek you when the time is right.
Wendy Ho





Jan 29 2007 10:48 AM

COME SEE ME AT CAROLINE'S ON BROADWAY!
SuperHO Sunday Spectacular, February 4th, 2007, 8pm
Reservations a MUST: 212-857-4100
HOSTED BY: WENDY HO
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Micah Sherman





Jan 24 2007 10:47 AM

Shane Webb is great! When are you coming to Boston? After Bulgaria, huh? When are you going to Bulgaria?
Carolyn Castiglia





Jan 21 2007 1:14 PM

Nice to be running into you more lately!
McCarthy