Evan
"Space Robot Of Love"

Male
25 years old
Los Angeles, California
United States



Last Login: 7/5/2008
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 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/swanfungus  

    Evan's Interests
Generalwriting, music, travel, sarcasm, lists, hand sanitizer, rhodia notepads, burritos, crosswords, obscure references, imperial stouts, talk radio, integrity, field recordings, king ivory, chili cookoffs, flea markets, puns, starvation, white noise, bourbon, Russia, baseball, Edward R. Murrow, soda pop, my blugh.
MusicAnything you don't like
MoviesAnything that sucks
BooksRussian Lit
HeroesThe guy on the Tapatío bottle

     Evan's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Livingston, NJ
Body type:0' 11"
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Occupation:occupied
Income:$150,000 to $250,000

   Evan's Schools
Muhlenberg College
Allentown, PENNSYLVANIA
Graduated: N/A
Major: Women's Studies
Minor: Physical Education
 

2002 to 2005
University Of Vermont And State Agricultural Coll
Burlington, VERMONT
Graduated: N/A
Major: Applied Pharmaceuticals
Minor: Social Engineering
 

2001 to 2002
Livingston Sr. High
Livingston, NEW JERSEY
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1997 to 2001



Evan 's not into this anymore

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   Evan's Blurbs
About me:
i will happily debase myself to make a social situation less awkward for you. also, i bring up sore subjects accidentally, like your pet that just died or that movie i hated that your father produced.
Who I'd like to meet:
eh, no thanks. i think i'm okay for now.

   Evan's Friend Space (Top 4)
Evan has 379 friends.
 Elissa 


 your nicci 


 the porch 


 The Conformists 





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Jul 2 2008 3:07 PM

dang ill be in SF. you will probably be playing rock band.
ha
sarisarisari





Jun 24 2008 12:06 AM

the mom's met..awesome!
sarisarisari





Jun 15 2008 2:36 PM

jazz glasses
Elissa





Jun 14 2008 2:40 PM

Photobucket
mock





Jun 4 2008 10:12 PM

i choose to mourn in private, but thank you for the offer of bagels. mourning not so much that my phavorite phanclub went missing, but in regards to miss brauer now entering the workforce

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ALL MY HEROES ARE DEAD.
Tom Grey





May 24 2008 3:59 PM

sarisarisari





May 18 2008 4:41 PM

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your nicci





May 16 2008 9:12 PM

hello from upstairs!!
Ms. F





May 14 2008 10:18 PM

says the boy who lived in la for how long b/f securing a job? And before that you were on whos payroll. In ya face player ;) June 22-28.
Be there!
Ms. F





May 14 2008 7:35 PM

hey ev ev. You and nicci should come camping with me and my friend wolfgang in yosemiti! Were hitting up Big Sur on the way back...five days of the most amazing nature ever.
Wanna come????
your nicci





May 10 2008 12:01 AM

today!!! i get to see you in just about 19 hours and that's the most exciting thing thats happened to me all week!!
your nicci





May 3 2008 6:33 PM

hi sugar. i miss you lots.
sarisarisari





May 2 2008 12:57 PM

remember the incident with the cascading spagetti at our house? just happened to me again but much less fun without you for an audience and with a badly hurt knee(apparently i cant jump well from heights greater than myself). so it just was super annoying.
the porch





May 2 2008 10:01 AM

dude, there's gonna be a party this weekend and you're gonna miss it. and ya know what? i'm gonna miss you. i already do man.
your nicci





May 1 2008 1:37 AM

wait you were awake at 7:15 this morning? so was i!
These pretzels r making meeeeee thirsty!!!!





Apr 29 2008 3:14 PM

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!!!!! I swear I didnt forget.. Ive been working sooo much .. like 13 days in a row with one day off and then another 13 days.. so on and so on ;-( Anywhooo... I hope that you had a wonderful one!!!! Let me know how you are when you get a chance too and I will do the same when I get another day off ;-P Miss you and love you!!!
Rob Dylan





Apr 26 2008 1:36 AM

happy birthday buddy! sorry i couldn't make it
Colleen





Apr 25 2008 7:20 PM

Happy Birthday!
ashlea





Apr 25 2008 7:01 PM

Your turn, Happy Birthday!
TRiPPiNG jUNE





Apr 25 2008 11:01 AM

Happy Birthday Wishes from TRiPPiNG jUNE !
Allie





Apr 25 2008 10:42 AM

Happy birthday, kiddo. See ya tonight.
*MONIN*





Apr 25 2008 5:57 AM

happy birthday!
Lindsey





Apr 25 2008 3:13 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! ARE YOU OLD YET?
Marshmellow Head





Apr 24 2008 11:58 PM

Happy B-day Evan!
your nicci





Apr 24 2008 5:19 PM

find any more secret bacon?
sarisarisari





Apr 24 2008 2:04 PM

i come to make party with you tomorrow night.
Bear Claw





Apr 23 2008 10:19 AM

Happy Birthday a few days early from Europe. Hope you're doing well.

rich
ashlea





Apr 22 2008 5:22 PM

Thank you! Tauruses rule!
your nicci





Apr 22 2008 4:15 PM

beep.
Taylor





Apr 22 2008 11:17 AM

Thank you Evan!!! =)
sarah





Apr 21 2008 6:26 PM

um. hi. your b-day is coming up!

:-)
Ms. F





Apr 18 2008 7:25 PM

Sari's comment is funny b/c I have actually gone line dancing at a gay bar once...anyways where are you and where are your manners? I have called. I have texted. I have a good mind to tell your mother.
sarisarisari





Apr 18 2008 1:46 PM

why were you and tom searching out square-dancing cowboy bars gay or straight anyway?
sarisarisari





Apr 16 2008 1:49 PM

me : falafel and hummus pita sandwich, egg salad, potato salad, coleslaw and fries.
fine meal indeed! you : ?
Steven





Apr 14 2008 10:08 PM

Do I feel emotions? Is fire an emotion? What about chocoholic? Well what about love? One out of three aint bad.

Would you like to see some emotions? Give me back my Dorito! Give it back!
Sonofahorse





Apr 13 2008 10:43 AM

Hey sexy, when are we going out to the desert to take peyote?
your nicci





Apr 3 2008 4:23 PM

meaty. stop being so selfless.
Elissa





Mar 31 2008 8:56 PM

happy ending?
sarisarisari





Mar 31 2008 3:58 PM

I want mojave 3 desert drive in ilya's mobile. STAT.
ken





Mar 27 2008 7:30 PM

kt says that she will bring her guitar amp home so we can use that.
ken





Mar 27 2008 6:26 PM

awesome. i'm sure we can find a way to drink AND jam.
the porch





Mar 27 2008 4:53 PM

ya, it was ME. obvi.



ugh.
Steven





Mar 27 2008 1:35 PM

I remember the moment when things first started to crumble. It was at our combined birthday. We both turned to blow out the candles from opposites sides of the cake, but just before our lips met I averted my head and made out with Lisa Leslie, the 6'5" center for the Los Angeles pro woman's basketball team (The Sparks). Later that evening, Lisa and I had sex. She told me that her long, lean, hot, black flesh pressed against mine was a real "slam dunk." I know you still haven't ventured onto a basketball court in months, but I think our relationship was a "lay up." To use more basketball terminology, losing our relationship would be like "missing a basket while playing basketball." So dawg (man-dog) I just wanted to say that maybe our relationship deserves "overtime." 3.. 2.. 1... basket! Perhaps you'll agree to see me and Lisa when I come down to LA next week...

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your nicci





Mar 26 2008 6:24 PM

hi my man
your nicci





Mar 25 2008 6:30 PM

hi five, high five!
Elissa





Mar 22 2008 6:45 PM

im bored.
Elissa





Mar 22 2008 6:45 PM

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Elissa





Mar 22 2008 6:44 PM

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Mar 22 2008 6:43 PM

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Mar 22 2008 6:43 PM

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