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Dan Swartwout
Dan Swartwout If living like this at 34 is a bore then God, please, give me 34 more.

Male
35 years old
OHIO
United States



Last Login: 11/5/2009
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Bio

Shelley Levine is a salesman known as The Machine. No matter what you say, he won't put his coffee down. He wants three of the promising leads, and he wants them close together. Because he is going to close them all.

Levine is also known as D. Ray Morton, the head of all European Sales and Services for American Express. You may have seen his interview about the Home Cooking Service Feature in the February issue of the magazine.
Websiteswarty.com

    Dan Swartwout's Interests
GeneralStand Up Comedy, Drinking Pina Coladas, and Getting Caught in the Rain.

Listen to my podcast at billanddan.com.

The Bill And Dan Show
MusicRoger Clyne and the Peacemakers/The Refreshments, Watershed, Butch Walker, Rancid, Squeeze, Weezer, Better Than Ezra, Ok Go, The Hold Steady, Cheap Trick, Fountains of Wayne, Green Day, Nick Lowe, Stray Cats, Prince, Aimee Mann, Wheatus, Miranda Lambert, Eric Church, The Clash, The Drams/Slobberbone, The Kinks, Fall Out Boy, 1980s New Wave, Power Pop, 1960s Top 40

MoviesI have liked the moving pictures much better since they became talkies.
Television





Did you get your tickets?

Also, there once was an episode of CHiPs where Fred Dryer (TV's Hunter) was in charge of an elite group of LAPD ninjas. It was the worst thing I have ever seen. Just thought I'd mention that.
HeroesI love it in the movies when somebody goes from ZERO to HERO. Or from totally GEEK to totally CHIC. Thank goodness the popular kids have time for the rest of us. So, really, aren't the popular kids the real heroes? And...

The Men Who Perfected the
Quick Silver Karate Method


Groups: PodcastsNYC Underground Comedy FestJay Davis Fan ClubThe T*sh-headsCraig Carmean, Comedian: Fans and his MySpace WhoresCentral Ohio ComicsFUCKSHOESThe Bill and Dan Show Official Fan Club

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     Dan Swartwout's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Columbus, Ohio
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Comedian

   Dan Swartwout's Schools
Ohio State University-Main Campus
Columbus, OHIO
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Professional
 

1997 to 2000
Ohio State University-Main Campus
Columbus, OHIO
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
 

1992 to 1996
Upper Arlington High School
Upper Arlington, OHIO
Graduated: 1992
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1988 to 1992


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Who I'd like to meet:

The Diamonds. They come from Glasgow.
They're here to play football.
Football's their game.


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TIM JENNINGS

TIM JENNINGS



Mar 30 2009 5:40 AM

100% HPA UNDERSTANDME!!!!!!!!
juaniyo

juan ramos



Mar 11 2009 5:21 PM

Let me know when your stopping by SoCal
Bob (the comedian)

Bob Pope



Mar 14 2009 10:36 AM

Happy Birthday Buddy! I hope you get everything you deserve (I mean want)
today!
Toe Knee Why

Tony Yeafoli



Dec 31 2008 3:32 AM

Thought I'd drop by and say hi. If you're near Savannah, Ga soon drop by and I'll give you a tour of all the local eateries and toilets.
Bob (the comedian)

Bob Pope



Dec 29 2008 2:49 AM

We enjoyed the show last night. I just watched your YouTube videos. You ain't right. Of course they were made before you became the HPA.
Emily, Dylan and Ayden's Mommy

Emily, Dylan and Ayden's Mommy



Dec 16 2008 1:25 PM


Seasons Greetings



Shannon Hall

Shannon Hall



Dec 16 2008 1:38 AM

Thanks for the add, if you want to work Florida, Grouchos has a couple clubs near Cape Canaveral, let me know.

Shannon
Ritu

Ritu Anand



Dec 12 2008 6:58 AM



Happy (Kinda early but had to have an excuse to post this picture on your wall) Holidays!!
Celtic Myth Podshow

Gary and Ruth



Dec 11 2008 6:16 PM

..Thank You!
..
We just popped in to say Thank You for the Add and wish you all the best!

Gary & Ruth
The Celtic Myth Podshow

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Ohio State Football News.Blogspot.com

Ohio State Football News.Blogspot.com



Dec 9 2008 11:57 PM

Buckeys Fan Site

Ohio State Buckeyes will help answer Big 12 college football

Click on the link below

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Lee Byar

Lee Byar



Nov 24 2008 7:58 AM

Happy Thanksgiving
André

Andre Conover



Nov 16 2008 4:31 PM

I will definitely be at Bill's benefit - I look forward to seeing everyone - it's been too long! I hope you're well & I look forward to seeing you next week! Glad you enjoyed the photo :)
Lee Byar

Lee Byar



Nov 15 2008 3:54 PM

Hi Dan,

Thanks for adding me.

Lee
TIM JENNINGS

TIM JENNINGS



Nov 5 2008 2:15 PM

hello my friend take care Understandme!!!!
Robert Petric

Robert Petric



Oct 25 2008 12:58 AM

I just had my Fantasy Basketball draft. I took Ben Wallace round 1.
Ohio State Football News.Blogspot.com

Ohio State Football News.Blogspot.com



Oct 13 2008 8:49 PM

Buckeyes Football News

Ohio State football: More offensive line changes

Click on the link below

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Rob Durham

Rob Durham



Oct 13 2008 1:52 AM

Sometimes I envy how your team loses without getting your hopes up.
Being slightly better than mediocre is heartbreaking!
brad

Brad Steiner



Oct 10 2008 9:13 PM

i have a new blog that is in desperate need of your attention...
Felicia

Felicia



Oct 5 2008 2:46 PM

Congratulations on having a packed schedule! Hope to see you around campus.
Bob (the comedian)

Bob Pope



Oct 2 2008 10:06 PM

Hey, I will be the MC in my hometown of Fostoria December 13th. Steve Sabo is the headliner that night. If you get a chance to make it up here, you are more than welcomed. I will find out more details tonight at the bar after band practice.
LIGHT Columbus Nightclub & Lounge

LIght columbus Nightclub Lounge



Sep 30 2008 12:55 AM

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~JODI ANN~

~JODI ANN~



Sep 19 2008 7:48 PM

HEY SKINNY MINI!!!!
Mike Bobbitt Superstar

Mike Bobbitt Superstar



Sep 18 2008 3:03 PM

Dan, you really do look great now! I'm very proud of you. I had a lot of fun last week.
I ran into Bill Hildebrandt last night. He says hi. He's down a lot of weight as well.
Keep up the good work, my friend! You're an inspiration!
Jen

Jennifer Stewart



Sep 15 2008 6:58 PM

Hey, you are one of the few people that actually responds. Your show was great by the way.
Yes, I am a BIG Hardys fan. Nice to see there are others that will admit to watching wrestling. Jeff is my fave.
From one HPA to another, catch ya later.
Lol!
Ohio State Football News.Blogspot.com

Ohio State Football News.Blogspot.com



Sep 12 2008 10:22 PM

Ohio State Buckeyes Football

"Ohio State Ready to Kill SC Tomorrow"

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www. OhioStateFootballNews. blogspot. com
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