Angela: Brought to you by the letter "C"

About me:

If you're not a big fan of sarcasm, complaining, cynical realistic thought, hyperbole, liberal sociopolitical ranting, flip-flopping, blasphemy, never ending negativity, alliterative assholes, broad generalization for comedic effect, generalization about race, Carlin references, worthless shock shit, jokes you won't get because you're not ETP, sex offender jokes, filtered liberal media CNN coverage, making fun of others to boost your low self-esteem, spoiled little shits, geek subjects, jokes about lolita complexes, Jim Fucking Rome, pseudo-intellectual commentary, self-deprecation, BMWs, knowing that BMW cars should be called "Bimmers" not "Beemers", Pinky:st., the word "douche" spelled d-o-o-s-h-e, free (as in beer) speech, bleeding ass liberals, rationalization, pathetic losers, Tokidoki, pornography, pointless pontification, or bullshit elitist posturing... You might want to sit this one out.



Alssooo.....
I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, "Looks like you're writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, you'll get more money."
*Your handwriting. The way you walk. Which china pattern you choose. It's all giving you away. Everything you do shows your hand. Everything is a self-portrait. Everything is a diary
*It's so hard to forget pain, but it's even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace.
*All the effort in the world won't matter if you're not inspired.
*You have endless ways you can commit suicide without 'dying' dying.
*You can't unfuck a kid. Once you fuck a kid, you can't get that genie out of the bottle.
*Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a vacuum cleaner, a Barbie doll. Erasing a computer disk. Burning a book. Probably that goes for killing anyone in the world. We're all such products.
*The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.
*Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I've ever known. ..
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