Jolie Melisma (vocals) is a part-time singer, full-time parts model. Her favorite thing to model is shoes because she has nice ankles. In her spare time she likes to write provocative banter on public bathroom stalls and wave at flags. She also enjoys long walks on the beach.
Manfred Armstrong (baritone ukulele) is an ex-bodybuilder from New Mexico who likes to add nails to his protein shakes for extra "iron." He has a sweet manly mustache and has dabbled in other such manly instruments as the MANdolin and the FLEXitone.
Dakota Beaverhousin (keyboard) is from a parallel universe but got trapped here while she was sleeping and visiting us in her dreams. She claims to have never played an instrument in her life, and that in her world books would be nothing but pictures. YOUR world? What nonsense.
Sandwich (clarinet) enjoys sandwiches.
Influences
The ukulele.
Sounds Like
A weird college girl who can't really sing but plays the clarinet pretty well.
MacArthur's park was melting in the dark, all the sweet green icing flowing down. Someone left the cake out in the rain! I don't think that I can take it, because it took so long to bake it. And I'll never have that recipe again! Oh no!
Yeah dude. Whatever you want cut, I'll snip it. You should probably just wait until I come back and I'll just do it instead of you risking messing up on yo' head.