DeleTed

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sings his words sometimesMood: (none) (none)Posted at 6:18 AM Nov 16 from Mobile view more

  • DeleTed

  • 33 / Male
  • 206 by way of 408, US

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Interests

  • General

    No... Just a corporal.
  • Music

    The good stuff. Like the last little bits of Funeral Girl, by Daniel Johnston, where you can just barely hear him sniffle back tears as the sound fades. Or like in that one System of a down song...(I know I know. But some of their shit is perfect) The one with the dreaming tonight-dreaming alright part. (which is pretty fucking bomb as well) But its the part in the chorus that starts do we, do we know when we die... That whole chorus will punch you in the neck if you let it. Something about how the combination of the vocals and backups that feels so urgent and important, but in a far off, quiet-loud kind of way. Like when you see a jet in the sky, and it looks like its just barely moving, but you know its going REALLY fucking fast. When Carmen McRae coughs at the end of Let There Be Love, as the applause overtakes the fading band. And all of the other parts of those other songs that'll kill a fool. Daily, those parts make half of a ferry ride seem less appealing.
  • Movies

    Phantom of the Paradise, because hearts are broken and the bad guys win. Same with Leon, The Proffesional. Millers Crossing, because it'll show you what happens to a motherfucker when he gives a guy the high hat. It is also an amazing testament to the power of social networking. The Producers. The Messengers. Explorers. The Last Starfighter. The Flight of the Navigator. The second half of Star Wars IV: A New Hope. Harry Potter, and if you disagree, you must have never really wanted to escape, or you're too hung up on politics and marketing conspiracy theories to realize that some stuff is popular because its actually good. (Don't forget that the conspiracies are being sold to you too, so you might as well try and enjoy yourself a little.)
  • Television

    I have a TV, but it doesn't get channels. Its an awesome night light though. I highly recommend a snow T.V., and some white neon to compliment any room at night. It gives it that kind of hospital-y, sorta, waiting room at Juno's office in Beetlejuice feeling. Like dreamy but not good dreamy...Not necessarily bad dreamy, but not comfortable dreamy either. OOH! like the scene in the O.G. Terminator, when he first goes to Sarah Conner's house! Just, not quite right light.
  • Books

    Flowers for Algernon. That one, and Ham on Rye, are two books nobody should live without. I might have included Johnny Got His Gun, had I not read it when I was nine. That kind of unapologetic and ultimately pointless reality can't do anything but fuck a little kid up.
  • Heroes

    Paul Williams, Hunter Thompson, Winslow Leach, Seymour Krelborne, Elbert Watt, Will Mucker, Swan, Darth Vader, Frank Poncharello, Rael, Charles Bukowski, Jim Croce, Bill Withers, Daniel Johnston, Jimi Hendrix, Shaun Buffalomeat, Randy Critz, Little Richard, Linda Rondstadt, Eileen Weurnos, The Cusak's (Both of whom, I would gladly hump), Ice Cube, Jello Biafra, Alexis Lopez, Justin Palm, Don Knotts, Johnathan Winters...Oh, Jesus. Wow. Like, oh, I almost forgot Jesus... And like, oh, jesus, thats too many people, and hardly anybody stays a hero if you get to know them.

Details

  • Status: Swinger
  • Hometown: Armpit, Ca.
  • Body type: 8' 3" / Average
  • Ethnicity: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Libra
  • Children: I don't want kids
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Occupation: Tender Hustlin' Dreamer

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Status and Mood

  • DeleTed sings his words sometimes
    Mood: (none) (none)
    Posted at 6:18 AM Nov 16 from Mobile
  • DeleTed really thought she would choose us...(and October wins after all)
    Mood: felt felt
    Posted at 3:33 AM Nov 16 from Mobile
  • DeleTed really thought she would choose us...(and October wins after all)
    Mood: (none) (none)
    Posted at 3:12 PM Nov 1
  • DeleTed Extreme super horrible epic fail.
    Mood: (none) (none)
    Posted at 12:31 AM Oct 26 from Mobile
  • DeleTed I fail.
    Mood: indescribable indescribable
    Posted at 7:59 PM Oct 22

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Ginger Kid Faceplant
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80784907/

simon...darling...this is for you, sweets



Stoner Goldberg Machine
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80773729/

Stunning. A true masterpiece of science and imagination!



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Comments

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  • Nov 24 2009 12:28 PM

    Thanxx for the add!!
  • Nov 19 2009 9:44 PM

    I love the scary monkey show...
  • Nov 19 2009 5:57 AM

    Awwww...
    Bummer that my comment fucking doesn't show cause some broad didn't check into her account for 90 days...Dang, me and my impotent fucking comments...
    Hope this finds you well SugarPlum!
    Bless and Love...
    PGuts
  • Nov 16 2009 3:58 AM

    I was looking up some pictures of bunnies and I thought of you! Just saying herrroww!
  • Nov 13 2009 4:45 PM

    friday 13th Pictures, Images and Photos
    XOXOXO's
    PGuts
  • Nov 12 2009 11:45 PM

    tedward! i was talking about you like an hour ago! it was all goodness and love so no worries but how peculiar that there would be a message from you when i checked my myspace account. on a side note, this program on myspace is telling me that myspace is not a real word. haha. how are you? :)
  • Nov 12 2009 9:44 PM

    How are you holding up my friend?
  • Nov 12 2009 2:58 PM

    How have you been? I have the same number... hit me up.
  • Oct 30 2009 4:13 PM

    HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
  • Oct 27 2009 9:08 PM

    See you on close to Thanksgiving, we'll destroy the town, it'll be fun.
  • Oct 27 2009 2:58 AM


     
    CALL ME AN CHEET!
  • .V.

    Oct 23 2009 9:14 PM

    XOXOX. DOrk
  • Oct 20 2009 7:05 AM




    Ted, you should definitely come by!  You and Henry would become very fast friends!
  • Oct 13 2009 3:40 PM

    Savage Tender Burn Experiment -v- Alabama Hamster Panties
    SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!! 
  • Oct 13 2009 4:37 AM

    IM FUCKING JUNO, YOUR CASEWORKER AND YOU BETTER CALL ME NOW!!!
  • Oct 7 2009 9:47 PM

    You should go if you are anywhere in the area. And tell your weirdo California friends too.

     

  • Aug 11 2009 7:38 AM

    miss you
  • Aug 8 2009 8:46 AM

    richardscarry.jpg picture by craftmaster111YO I AM FEELING A LITTLE GENEREK.
  • Jul 18 2009 5:32 PM

    Ello! Ello!
    Just stoppin' in to say Ello!
    Hope this finds you well!
    XOXO's
    PGuts
  • Jul 17 2009 5:53 PM

    Tedward!
    Hey!
  • Jul 4 2009 3:39 AM

    AHAHAHAHHAHAHA ASHLEY BROMFTH! FTW.
    i miss you ted!
  • Jun 25 2009 4:20 PM

    Wassup my brother from another mother?
  • Jun 16 2009 12:33 AM

    So did you move back to Seattle??? Wanna teach me how to shoot a gun?
  • Jun 11 2009 1:38 AM

    so i'm literally going to pull tricks to purchase a plane ticket to seattle.


    brief updates:

    my car is officially non
    i finally dreamt about people
    i have 48 seconds til the library kicks me off
    im scared
  • Jun 10 2009 4:42 AM

    Was awesome to finally see you after so long, hopefully it won't be so long till next time.