The Swinging Johnson Brothers Productions's Interests
General
Johnson Profiles
2X
Johnson Double the pleasure,
tripple the chuz
Big
Sexy Johnson I put Ketchup
on my Ketchup.
Clipper
Johnson I probably hate
you.
Dick Johnson Oh, that's nice!
Dictator
Johnson Bang, Bang take
off your pants!
Magic
Stick Johnson Balls Deep!! To
the Clown-Nose!!!
Juan Johnson MyPimpHand >
(YourPimpHand)2
Moondoggie Johnson Just happy to be
on the outside.
Strangling Jack Johnson Fear the Plankton!!!
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PRODUCTION STILLS
GALLERY (Give it a minute to load, there's a lot of pictures) The Dangers of Getting Stoned
SUPPORT LIVE COMEDY
TONY FINAAZO'S TAXIDERMY FROM WITHIN
PSYCHO CHRISTMAS
Music
Some of our original music include: "If I had a female android", "Dab-Ferned New Fangled Technology", "Fell off the Wagon", "Cock-Eyed Man", "Free-Ballin'", "Sports Center Junkie", "Abduction Blues", and other goofy songs that have no relevasnce in this world...thank god.
For More, Check out:
www.swingingjohnson.com
Movies
Our first full length motion picture is "Driving Bill Crazy" wich is due out in early 2006 (Release dates may or may not be subject to change based on whether or not we're lying right now). But for now, we have a bunch of really retarted short films and teasers. And of course there much more stupidity on the way. I know you can't wait.
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COMING SOON!
Television
Heroes
Dave "Silky Johnson" Chapelle, The T-Rex, Superman, Bleeding Gums Murphy, George Carlin, Batman, Timpleton, Rip Tourne, Rip Talor, Jack the Ripper, The band that originally sang, "Come on Eilene," Johny Depp, White Castle, your mother, Huggy Bear, Paris Hilton, Hellen Keller, Bat-Boy, Osama Bin Hidin', Hugh Hephner, Bruce Lee, The Ambiguously Gay Duo, The Jerky Boys, Jerkin it (yes, I mean jaggelin off), Mr. Tamborine Man and of course his tamborine.
Robert De Niro plays a cop in LA who gets a new partner (Keanu Reeves) and a slew of new problems from the king of the street (Christopher Walken)
The trailer for the hit new action movie starring:
Robert De Niro
Christopher Walken
Keanu Reeves
Sylvester Stallone
Christopher Lloyd
with
Owen Wilson
Gilbert Gottfried
and in his return to film
Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Hey we're Colour System Failure, check out our stuff, say hi and let us know what you think:) We're playing in the Academy on June 27th with Home Star Runner and then we're playing Dorans on July 4th with Jody Has A Hitlist. We've also got gigs confirmed in Drogheda and Mullingar aswell. We're still booking for the summer so if you're involved in gigs or know anyone who is, make sure to give us a shout.
Vaughn Gittin Jr. here reminding you that there is still time to enter the Bosch Drift Into a Mustang Sweepstakes. Don’t pass up your chance to win an incredible 2010 Ford Mustang GT, drifting lessons from me and more in the Bosch Drift Into a Mustang Sweepstakes. Enter before June 30, 2009. No purchase is necessary to win. Just follow the link below to see all the rules and fill out your entry. For details visit: www.boschperformanceart.com
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Check out this Prize from Bosch. So Cool Tips and Tricks from Vaughn.
Vaughn Gittin Jr. here reminding you that there is still time to enter the Bosch Drift Into a Mustang Sweepstakes. Don’t pass up your chance to win an incredible 2010 Ford Mustang GT, drifting lessons from me and more in the Bosch Drift Into a Mustang Sweepstakes. Enter before June 30, 2009. No purchase is necessary to win. Just follow the link below to see all the rules and fill out your entry. For details visit: www.boschperformanceart.com
I love the following video. I wish I could win that. Full day of Drift Lessons... so cool.
Check out this Prize from Bosch. So Cool Tips and Tricks from Vaughn.
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Hey whats up The Swinging Johnson Brothers Productions Are you ready for this weekend??? Let me know to which one of my events you wanna come, This Thursday i got Mojito Lounge in Anaheim....., Friday i got Ember and we are doing a Disco Night "STUDIO 54 STYLE!! So dress up kind of 70's and get in FREE before 11pm, but you have to call me to confirm your VIP entrance (714) 396-9714 and remember to always mention that "GEORGE DE LA VEGA invited you, cuz they will ask you, and Saturday i will also be at Ember.. we are doing DIVAS NIGHT!! meaning Sexy girl DJs taking over the night!!
So Call me or text me ASAP so i can get you in FREE to any of my events!!!
George De La Vega (714) 396-9714 and remember to always mention "DE LA VEGA" at the door.... See u this weekend
Vaughn Gittin Jr. here reminding you that there is still time to enter the Bosch Drift Into a Mustang Sweepstakes. Don’t pass up your chance to win an incredible 2010 Ford Mustang GT, drifting lessons from me and more in the Bosch Drift Into a Mustang Sweepstakes. Enter before June 30, 2009. No purchase is necessary to win. Just follow the link below to see all the rules and fill out your entry. For details visit: www.boschperformanceart.com
I love the following video. I wish I could win that. Full day of Drift Lessons... so cool.
Check out this Prize from Bosch. So Cool Tips and Tricks from Vaughn.
Black N Mild presents: The Variety Show Mixtape: Season One hosted by DJ Redness, including features from T-Pain, Asher Roth, Trey Songz, Plies even Taylor Swift along with others....
1. Intro 2. Check This Out- Black N Mild ft. Platinum 3. I Love College Remix- Asher Roth ft. Chief Stockton (of Black N Mild) 4. Can't Believe It Remix- T-Pain & Justin Timberlake & Chief Stockton (of Black N Mild) 5. Everbody Else- Black N Mild ft. T-Pain 6. Give & Take- Chief Stockton (of Black N Mild) 7. Love Story Remix- Taylor Sw
Vaughn Gittin Jr. here reminding you that there is still time to enter the Bosch Drift Into a Mustang Sweepstakes. Don’t pass up your chance to win an incredible 2010 Ford Mustang GT, drifting lessons from me and more in the Bosch Drift Into a Mustang Sweepstakes. Enter before June 30, 2009. No purchase is necessary to win. Just follow the link below to see all the rules and fill out your entry. For details visit: www.boschperformanceart.com
I love the following video. I wish I could win that. Full day of Drift Lessons... so cool.
Check out this Prize from Bosch. So Cool Tips and Tricks from Vaughn.
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