The Swissinator
Chris Howard
Male
33 years old
Hamilton, New Jersey
United States



Last Login: 7/14/2009
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    The Swissinator's Interests
General..
Collecting & Customizing Hot Wheels cars, Playing my PS2 (Grand Theft Auto kicks ass), working and fixing Apple Macintosh Computers. Spending time online (AOL & Yahoo, MSN lies to Mac Users, HELP THE CAUSE BY EMAILING THEM AND TELLING THEM TO SUPPORT MACINTOSH!). Hanging out with friends, going out to eat and movies with friends, working with my hands, building things and taking 'em apart. Hanging out at home watchin DVDs, just ask for more I might tell you. Also attending ECHL hockey games...

(GO Trenton Titans, 2004-2005 KELLY CUP WINNERS!!) and watching NHL games on TV (LETS GO PENGUINS!!!)

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Music
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..Drum & Bass/Jungle, Electronica, Trance, Hardcore Trance, Breakbeats, Electro, Freestyle, Reggae & Dancehall, various Hip Hop. D&B is my most listened too.

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Movies
Slapstick, Horror, Pixar Animation & HOT Bloodshed Action. My all-time #1 favorite movie is "Airplane!."


My #2 favorite is Pixar's CARS!


KA-CHOW!!

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Television
(First off, if you watch Reality TV, get some medical and mental Help, and keep away from me). What I like to watch: Adult Swim, movies that are on the Pay channels (HBO, Cinimax, Encore.. etc.), ESPN, NHL (when its on), How Its Made, CSI (Las Vegas), Law & Order SVU, Cold Case, House, and Law & Order Criminal Intent.
Books
I don't read books. (bad for your health) It's better to wait for them to show on TV or the big screen. Thats my take on it. But if I had to pick my favorite Book to Movie conversions, I would have to say the HARRY POTTER series.

Heroes
My father, since there is NO way I would have been able to purchase my house and fix it up by myself without his help and knowhow. Also his amazing knowledge of numbers is just incredible. 2nd would be 'Dirty' Harry Callahan, he's a hero right? Sarcastic, a loner, and allowed to carry a .44 Magnum

Groups: Pittsburgh PenguinsSingle FriendsPITTSBURGH PENGUINS

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     The Swissinator's Details
Status:Engaged
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Hamilton, New Jersey
Body type:6' 1" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Children:Undecided
Education:High school
Occupation:Computer Specialist (Macintosh Mostly)
Income:$30,000 to $45,000

   The Swissinator's Schools
Hamilton North-Nottingham
Trenton, NEW JERSEY
Graduated: 1993
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1990 to 1993

   The Swissinator's Companies
Triangle Reprocenter of Princeton
Princeton, New Jersey US
DTP, Computers
Quick Printing

1993 to Current
The BK Lounge (Burger King)
Hamilton (Sloan Ave. & Quakerbridge Rd.), New Jersey US
General Everything, from cooking to taking orders

1991-1993



The Swissinator YAAAAA!!! PENGUINS ARE THE 2009 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!! LETS GO PENS!!!!!
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About me:




What could you possibly want to know? Im known on most Hot Wheels and VideoGaming forums as SwissMiss33, hence the "custom" Pittsburgh Penguins Jersey. Im a very shy/hidden person, but can keep secrets very well since I have a good swiss cheese memory. I try to make friends with everyone, although im very quiet. I hate going to clubs, but i love to just sit, chat, hangout, chill and get coffee. I just treat everyone with respect, and how I would like to be treated (how odd, i know). My other nicknames are Topher, Toph, X-Toph, Swiss and of course Chris.

It seems, no one gets my "SwissMiss33" name. Well, this is how it came about. The name "SwissMiss" is my nickname with my friends, the "Swiss" part is for having a Swiss Cheese memory. So if I don't remember your name, now you know why. Now the "Miss" part, that was added for the fun of it by my female friends one night so it would sound like the "Swissmiss" brand of hot chocolate (from the Denny's table ads) "because it was cute". The "33" that's just my hockey jersey and one of my favorite numbers. Kinda makes you all weepy inside doesn't it?

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If you have any old Hot Wheels (1968 though 1975).

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Chris "The Swiss"
Birthday:Oct. 7, 1975
Birthplace:Fairless Hills, PA
Current Location:Hamilton, NJ
Eye Color:Chocolate Brown
Hair Color:white and Brown
Height:6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed:Righty
Your Heritage:Italian & English
The Shoes You Wore Today:Sneakers every day.
Your Weakness:the smell of mustard
Your Fears:Mustard-phobia, and fear of speaking publicly
Your Perfect Pizza:TON of pepperoni or Pinapple (just not together)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:attempt to get a girlfriend... UPDATE: Goal acheived. Go me. LOVE YOU BABY!!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:What the fuck? or WHOO HOO!
Thoughts First Waking Up:Coffee? or Where am i?
Your Best Physical Feature:Hair cut short.
Your Bedtime:between Midnight - 2am
Your Most Missed Memory:The old times, while hanging out with my Sarah.
Pepsi or Coke:Diet Coke or Tab
MacDonalds or Burger King:Wendy's
Single or Group Dates:single dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:which one is freshed brewed?
Chocolate or Vanilla:Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:Coffee (A LOT OF CREAM!)
Do you Smoke:never have, never will
Do you Swear:yes
Do you Sing:in the shower maybe
Do you Shower Daily:yes, every freakin day.
Have you Been in Love:Define love.
Do you want to go to College:nope. High school was enough for me
Do you want to get Married:Sure
Do you belive in yourself:nope
Do you get Motion Sickness:nope
Do you think you are Attractive:if i lost more weight maybe
Are you a Health Freak:I try, but fail misserably.
Do you get along with your Parents:yes
Do you like Thunderstorms:Hell yes!
Do you play an Instrument:Myself. err i mean I used to play chello (years ago)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:yes, Rum & Tab.. best mixture ever
In the past month have you Smoked:what part of never have, never will didnt you understand?
In the past month have you been on Drugs:fuck no. (see smoking)
In the past month have you gone on a Date:Yes I have.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:no (fish should be fried)
In the past month have you been on Stage:nope, see fears
In the past month have you been Dumped:no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:no, noone wants to see me naked
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:yes
Ever been Drunk:buzzed, but never drunk.
Ever been called a Tease:no
Ever been Beaten up:no
Ever Shoplifted:yes
How do you want to Die:Freak blimp accident. Nice and quick.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:a person.
What country would you most like to Visit:england
What I want in a girl&
Favourite Eye Color:blue/green/brown... i like them all
Favourite Hair Color:black
Short or Long Hair:short to medium lenth
Height:short
Weight:not important
Best Clothing Style:pantyhose, stockings or nylons preferred! The best way to show off those legs!
Number of Drugs I have taken:NONE!
Number of CDs I own:Dont care (do you own an iPod?) Yes
Number of Piercings:Ears only (amount in there doesnt matter), anywere else forget it.
Number of Tattoos:zero to 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret:History isnt important



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The Swissinator has 91 friends.
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 Chaz a.k.a Chuckie 


 SHUT YOUR SUCK HOLE!!! 


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May 4 2009 10:24 PM


The exclusive WORLD PREMIERE of the entire short film Magnum Farce: A Shot in the Park, the CG animated spoof of Dirty Harry films, streams ONE DAY ONLY on the worlds #2 English language streaming short film and animation site, BeatnikTV.

When:

  Wednesday, May 06, 2009
   9pm UK/GMT
   9pm US Eastern
   9pm US Pacific    

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Where:   www.myspace.com/beatnikmusictv
Cant make it? :-(
You can still see all three webisodes at www.funnyordie.com/bellafefilms/videos

Magnum Farce


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Mar 20 2009 4:07 PM

Hey Swiss,
Thanks for putting Webisode One of my CG animated spoof of Dirty Harry films on Funny Or Die's "Hot List" for animation!


As promised, here's Webisode Two:



www.MagnumFarceMovie.com
Sean





Mar 3 2009 9:48 PM

this hilarious chris
GODDESS ATABEY





Jan 4 2009 5:36 PM

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HELLO THERE MY JAVA LOVING FRIEND. I HOPE YOU HAD A GREAT HOLIDAY. HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU, YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL LIZZY.
*HUGS*
Tim





Dec 25 2008 7:01 PM

Photobucket
jon





Dec 18 2008 8:48 PM

i thought, you of all people, would find an appreciation for that sort of card. It's me if i was santa :)
Im feeling fine, thanks and you?
We can hang out whenever, i'll be at the dinner, but any time, just let me know.
Rita Pita™- The Lazy Artist





Dec 6 2008 12:23 AM

Toe Jam!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jen Mother Flippin Ermi





Nov 25 2008 8:35 PM

Just thinking of you and wanted to say Hi.
How have you been?
Chaz a.k.a Chuckie





Nov 20 2008 4:52 PM

Jen Mother Flippin Ermi





Nov 9 2008 9:14 PM

Awesome!!! Perfectly awesome! Thank you.
John





Oct 31 2008 10:16 PM




See. This is way creepier than the movie.
Chaz a.k.a Chuckie





Oct 24 2008 4:54 PM

Kathleen





Oct 14 2008 12:41 AM

Yo Chris! How was your birthday?
shelly





Oct 8 2008 3:21 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Hope it was a good one :)
.e.l.l.e.





Oct 8 2008 2:22 AM

Happy birthday! :) hope you're well.
Chaz a.k.a Chuckie





Oct 7 2008 8:29 PM

Happy Birthday!
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Oct 7 2008 5:48 PM

Hey Swiss,




-- Detective Dick Hardon, S.F.P.D.

Dizzy Miss Lizzy





Oct 7 2008 5:10 PM









I loves you K-topher!!! <3
Lofn





Oct 7 2008 4:12 PM

Happy Birthday!

Jamie Smith





Oct 7 2008 1:08 PM



CLick to listen 128k





HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Bless

One Love,
Jamie




Izzy Sinclair!





Oct 2 2008 11:00 PM

Happy Birthday Hot Stuff!!!
GODDESS ATABEY





Sep 22 2008 5:53 PM


AAAAAHAHAHA!!! YOUR TOO FUNNY SWISSY.
MISS YA BRO!!
GODDESS ATABEY





Sep 17 2008 3:14 AM

~Teresa~





Sep 13 2008 2:26 PM

HEY! Talk about long time no talk to! Thanks fo the birthday message... how have you been? :)
Dizzy Miss Lizzy





Sep 11 2008 5:40 PM



I think I need to get some Pop-tarts!!
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