A Dave of epic proportions
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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
Male
28 years old
Whitehaven, Northwest
United Kingdom
Last Login: 9/1/2009
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Dave enjoys, Video games, Going to gigs, Playing the guitar, Watching people play the guitar, movies, Music, Trawling the Internet, reading, Drawing, Snooker, writing in third person, Darts, learning new things, and drooling over Cristina Scabbia.
Oh yeah and taking part in the infinite battle of good vs evil treading the fine line between which side he stands on. *does ninja pose*
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Dave has a strong fascination with music, He likes a wide range of genres and artists from The Doors through to classical music, but his main love has always been guitar orientated rock. Dave uses the term guitar orientated rock as a generalization because he is sick of fucktarded muppets telling him
"Thats not metal, thats post apocalyptic grindcore industrial pop opera nu blues death punk with a flamenco and bluegrass infusion." He lives bye the motto
"enjoy the bloody music and stop creating new pidgeon holes for every feckin band that releases a album dammit!!!"
Some of the bands he likes are....
Rammstein, MUSE, Metallica, Disturbed, Deftones, Lacuna coil, koRn, Apocalyptica, Kings Of Leon, Trans Siberian Orchestra, Flyleaf, Stone Sour, The Slipknot songs where Corey doesn't sound like he is struggling to take a shit (thats like 15% of them) Evanescence (yeah bite me bitches i like em) Nirvana, The Foos, Alter Bridge, Fear factory, Damageplan, Bush, Dragonforce, Sigur Ros, Murderdolls, The Distillers, NOFX, The Offspring, Silverchair and a bunch of others i can't be arsed listing | | Movies |
Dave can't even begin to think of all his fave movies for the simple reason that he has too many, but here goes nothing
LOTR, godfather trilogy, all starwars, all startrek, pulp fiction, kill bill 1&2, Equilibrium, underworld, face off, all the alien films... yes also AVP, predator 1&2, 8 mile, Transformers (both live action and animated) Secretary, Silent Hill, Interview with the vampire, queen of the damned, the lost boys, John carpenters Vampires, bram stokers Dracula, nosferatu, Akira, ghost in the shell, men of honour, Gladiator, The last castle, almost anything with jet li, whitnail & I, lone star state of mind, hackers, swordfish, broken arrow, the rock, goodfellas, Menace 2 soceity, american history X, 187, dog soldiers, shaun of the dead, the incredibles, finding nemo, empire records, dazed and confused, clerks, mallrats, chasing amy, All Batman movies with the exception of the 2 Joel Shumacher ones, dogma, jay and silent bob strike back and almost anything pornographic.
Dave has almost certainly left allot of films out of that list, but the list is so long he cant be too bothered to think of them.
Dave's Honorary shit list.
Dave is proud to admit that he loves some shit movies, in fact their shitness often adds to the charm..... others are just so loltastic they can't be hated. Here is a small list of some noteworthy turd movies that Dave loves..
Hackers, Point Break, Broken Arrow, Super Mario Brothers The Movie, Mortal Kombat, Terminal Error (that is a total shower of shite... but i love it!), BloodSport and Universal Soldier,
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Dave never really has the time for Television, all the other things he does are more important to him, but when hes bored he amuses himself with the following shows....
The sopranos, scrubs, Everybody Loves Raymond, Family Guy, South Park red dwarf, room 101, nevermind the buzzcocks, Megas XLR, ed edd and eddy, the cramp twins, Transformers, and whatever stand up is on paramount comedy at the time.
There are Better shows online Tbh, Dave would Highly recommend the following three shows.
The Angry video game nerd (cinemassacre.com)
The Nostalgia critic (thatguywiththeglasses.com)
Bum Reviews (thatguywiththeglasses.com)
Pure Pwnage (purepwnage.com)
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Dave is not what you would call a prolific reader, but when he does sit down with a book, hes usually sat there for hours. What he loves about books is how totally absorbed in them he gets. He gets pretty damn enthralled in films but when he's reading a good book he is oblivious to reality. (until he gets dead leg and realizes that all his family are queuing for the crapper)
A small list of Dave's most fave books
Blackwood farm by Anne Rice
The Vampire Lestat by Anne Rice
Of Mice and men by John Steinbeck
The murder book by Jonathan kellerman
The Godfather by Mario Puzo
The Andromeda strain by Michael Crichton
The Stand by Stephen King | | Heroes |
Anyone who gets on with their life happily, without criticizing others and respects other peoples right to do the same. .. oh Jay and Silent Bob too... |
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A Dave of epic proportions's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Whitehaven | | Body type: | More to love! | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Zodiac Sign: | Leo | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Children: | Proud parent | | Education: | Some college | | Occupation: | Night Stalker |
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About me:
Dave lives in the wonderful land of Whitehaven. Dave lives with his girlfriend their four children, and Lemmiwinks the demon cat. Over the years Dave developed a taste for beer and pie resulting in excess weight. This excess weight can repel bullets, absorb the energy of his foes and use its gravitational pull to attract whatever he desires.
Dave has done many important things to preserve mankind. He has reproduced above and beyond the call of duty, radiated his awesomeness onto those less awesome than his good self and helped reduce the number of lung cancer cases by smoking as many ciggies as possible before some other hapless being could get their hands on them and put themselves at risk.
Dave spends his free time, playing the guitar (read "play" as, can strangle a passable noise out of), listening to copious amounts of music, trawling the Internet and making preparations to battle the imminent zombie uprising. (It will happen people, I tells ya!)
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