switchbl@d3
" Tread softly because you tread on my dreams."

Male
26 years old
Whitehaven,
United Kingdom



Last Login: 5/13/2008
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    switchbl@d3's Interests
General
Switchbl@d3 enjoys, Playing the guitar, Watching people play the guitar, Wishing he had a better guitar, movies, Music, Internet, vampires, reading, Drawing, Snooker, talking in third person, Darts, learning new things, and drooling over Cristina Scabbia. Oh yeah and taking part in the infinite battle of good vs evil treading the fine line between which side he stands on.
Music
switchbl@d3 has a strong fascination with music, He likes a wide range of genres and artists from The Doors through to classical music, but his main love has always been guitar orientated rock. Switchbl@d3 uses the term guitar orientated rock because he is sick of fucktarded muppets telling him
"Thats not metal, thats post apocalyptic grindcore industrial pop opera nu blues death punk with a flamenco and bluegrass infusion." He lives bye the motto
"enjoy the bloody music and stop creating new pidgeon holes for every feckin band that releases a album dammit!!!"

Some of the bands he likes are....

Rammstein, metallica, disturbed, muse, deftones, Lacuna coil, koRn, Apocalyptica, evanescence (yeah bite me bitches i like em) Nirvana, the foo fighters, Alter Bridge, Fear factory, Damageplan, Bush, sigur ros, Murderdolls, the distillers, NOFX, The offspring and Silverchair.

Movies
Switchbl@d3 can't even begin to think of all his fave movies for the simple reason, he has loads, but here goes nothing

LOTR, godfather trilogy, all starwars, all startrek, pulp fiction, kill bill 1&2, Equilibrium, underworld, face off, all the alien films... yes also AVP, predator 1&2, 8 mile, american pie 1,2,the wedding and bandcamp, Interview with the vampire, queen of the damned, the lost boys, John carpenters Vampires, bram stokers Dracula, nosferatu, Akira, ghost in the shell, men of honour, Gladiator, The last castle, almost anything with jet li, whitnail & I, lone star state of mind, hackers, swordfish, broken arrow, the rock, goodfellas, Menace 2 soceity, american history X, 187, dog soldiers, resident evil, shaun of the dead, Pirates of the caribean, the incredibles, finding nemo, empire records, dazed and confused, clerks, mallrats, chasing amy, dogma, jay and silent bob strike back and almost anything pornographic.

switchbl@d3 has almost certainly left alot of films out of that list, but the list is so long he cant be too bothered to think of them.

Television
switchbl@d3 never really has the time for Television, all the other things he does are more important to him, but when hes bored he amuses himeslf with the following shows....

The sopranos, scrubs, rodney, red dwarf, rom 101, nevermind the buzzcocks, Megas XLR, ed edd and eddy, the cramp twins, xiaolin showdown, and whatever stand up is on paramount comedy at the time.

Books
One thing switchbl@d3's friends don't usually know about him is his love of books. He's not what you would call a prolific reader, but when he does sit down with a book, hes usually sat there for hours. What he loves about books is how totally absorbed in them he gets. He gets pretty damn enthrawled in films but when he's reading a good book he is oblivious to reality.

/third person bollox for a minuite. I love reading, when I read a book I kinda get catapulted into the world that is in the pages. Ok I know im begining to sound all emo and wannabee romantic, and I dont really give a fuck how cheesy I sound here, but I guess having a myspace is about expressing yourself so fuck it. I remember books more vividly than I remember films, I love it when a author is thorough in their descriptions. When reading a book I get a strong mental image of the scenes, and I give a shit about the characters. When watching a film I dont care who dies, who lives, who falls in love who falls out of love, but when im reading a book I get so into it that I fear for the characters wellbeing, in a way I feel what the characters are feeling, Time isnt an issue when im reading, the whole concept of time goes out of the window, what feels like a hour is usually 3 or 4 hours, I just love books.

A small list of my most fave books
Blackwood farm by Anne Rice
The Vampire Lestat by Anne Rice
Of Mice and men by John Steinbeck
The murder book by Jonathan kellerman
Nightmares and dreamscapes by stephen King
The Godfather by Mario Puzo
The Andromeda strain by Michael Crichton
The Stand by Stephen King

Heroes
Anyone who gets on with their life happily, without critisising others and respects other peoples right to do the same. oh Jay and Silent Bob too.

     switchbl@d3's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Whitehaven
Body type:0' 0" / More to love!
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:Some college
Occupation:Night Stalker

   switchbl@d3's Schools
Whitehaven School
Whitehaven, NW
Graduated: 1997
Student status: Alumni
 

1991 to 1997



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   switchbl@d3's Blurbs
About me:
Switchbl@d3 is a gestalt entity occupying the body of a 24 year old male. The body switchbl@d3 resides in has a girlfriend and 4 children. Since going from a ethereal being to a physical state, switchbl@d3 has developed a taste for beer and pie resulting in excess weight. This excess weight can repel bullets, absorb the energy of his foes and use its gravitational pull to attract whatever switchbl@d3 desires. Switchbl@d3 has used this body to achieve certain goals over the past few years, the most impressive of which was thwarting the attempts of the penguin legions to enslave mankind and turn his local pub into a iced fish on a stick emporium. Switchbl@d3 has done many important things to preserve mankind. He has reproduced above and beyond the call of duty, fought off marauding armies of demons, played a critical role in the peace talks between earth and the people of the planet kebabosnchipsia and helped reduce the number of lung cancer cases by smoking as many ciggies as possible before some other hapless being could get their hands on them and put themselves at risk. switchbl@d3 has decided to take a back seat in the battle against evil and the preservation of coolness, to chill out and enjoy his existence in this body for a while. He now spends his days, playing the guitar, listening to copious amounts of music, trawling the Internet and making preparations to battle the imminent zombie uprising.
Who I'd like to meet:
There are a bunch of people switchbl@d3 has met .. who hed like to meet in real life, But to be honest he not too fussed about meeting anyone famous. If switchbl@d3 goes to see a band he really likes he can be found hanging around out back chatting with other fans just incase he gets the chance to meet the band, Having said that he couldnt really formulate a list of people as He has never put much thought to it.

   switchbl@d3's Friend Space (Top 11)
switchbl@d3 has 79 friends.
 SkulFuk 


 Str8-Jacket-Grl (ceej) 


 David Hasselhoff 


 lemmiwinks 


 HelzBellz 


 Kerry 


 jeremy 


 Rammstein 


 Korn 


 Counter-Strike 


 Krista 





switchbl@d3's Friends Comments
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♥ wkdangel





May 1 2008 2:40 PM

how comes ur house is getting knocked down?? x
SkulFuk





Apr 5 2008 3:34 PM

I cum a cum smell?
SkulFuk





Apr 5 2008 12:04 PM

You smell of cum
SkulFuk





Mar 10 2008 2:47 PM

Bored? Download Toribash, connect to server #2, chat + fight!

Even Kerry's there!
SkulFuk





Mar 1 2008 1:02 PM

Oddly enough I haven't tried it yet!

Tho what I have had is the new Rocket fuel Cofee product - SELF HEATING ESPRESSO! Yup, it cooks itself, and it's Rocket fuel, the greatestest coffee EVER! Shame no fucker sells uber jars of it any more :'( Summit to do with heart attacks...
SkulFuk





Feb 25 2008 3:42 AM

Sounds to me like you've been to Tesco and had that Red Bull again.... XP
SkulFuk





Feb 23 2008 2:08 PM

Yeah, I did a full strip down and rebuild, and what'd ya know - It look more or less the same! FUCK YEAH!
SkulFuk





Feb 23 2008 9:34 AM

SkulFuk





Feb 22 2008 12:22 PM

Yuo_ghay! If your gonna do an update at least make it worth looking for!
SkulFuk





Feb 9 2008 7:43 PM

I'd be gold at getting trashed!
SkulFuk





Feb 9 2008 9:06 AM

I demand you stop procrastinating now!
SkulFuk





Feb 7 2008 7:13 AM

SkulFuk





Feb 5 2008 2:16 PM

Shit Pickle





Feb 4 2008 5:40 PM

Vote for Starslay3r everyday man


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If youve never seen her heres a link at the Coin Op show she did

Coin-Op TV Live - Shocking in the New Year

Watch This Episode on www.theStream.tv<
SkulFuk





Feb 4 2008 9:28 AM

Lol, that cat fucking pwns!
SkulFuk





Feb 2 2008 6:19 PM

Ha ha! No one's comment since the gummy bear thingy! Well I'm fucked and you sister's made the mistake of drinking with me! MURHAHAHAHAHA!
SkulFuk





Oct 23 2007 3:42 AM

Ol' Bungle's a cartoon superstar!


Kerry





Oct 22 2007 1:11 PM

~~k~~





Sep 22 2007 10:10 AM

MySpace Layouts - Christmas
MySpace Comments - Showing Some Love
Free Graphics & Comments Codes
SkulFuk





Sep 7 2007 11:46 AM

Lolz, check out mah piked connection... Erm... I mean, yeah... Ave that!


*awaits cops!*

Pirates of the Great Salt Lake





Jul 25 2007 2:49 PM

Pirates of the Great Salt Lake
SkulFuk





May 8 2007 11:59 AM

I demand you put the disturbing transvestite pic of you back on!
SkulFuk





May 4 2007 7:34 AM

Dave returneth! W00t!


It also helps validate my recent 360 purchase, cos obviously it pwns!

(ps3's suck ass and they lost their exclusives! lol)

SkulFuk





May 3 2007 2:56 AM

Every hero needs a montage...
SkulFuk





Apr 16 2007 10:20 AM

Well I could show y'all my freshly finished plans... But that'd spoil all the fun!


I might stick a pick up when it's looking kinda complete. Off wood shoppin for her tomorrow, and then it's off to work.

SkulFuk





Apr 12 2007 6:11 AM

Where there's squicking to be done, I shall be there!
SkulFuk





Apr 7 2007 8:51 AM

Ow dooo weasle knocker?!!?!?

Captain spew reporting for duty and preparing for yet another venture into the Tuns!


Oral pyrotechnics at the ready... FIRE!

♥ wkdangel





Feb 22 2007 9:38 AM

ooh cool page! :)

btw how ru? x
♥ wkdangel





Feb 22 2007 9:37 AM

fri nite 11pm Muse live @ Abbey Road Studios on C4 or E4.


last wk they had RHCP I think which was quite cool

but can't wait to see Muse!! :D
they're gonna play 3 songs inc. Knights of Cydonia apparently
Suff





Jan 12 2007 4:44 AM

hey dude u got any gigs ya goin to this year??

i had a look but seems fuck all so far for good bands in uk.

are you coming to download in summer?
♥ wkdangel





Dec 6 2006 12:42 PM

iiF A FAT GUY GRABSz Y0U AND PUTSz YOU iiN A BAG, DONT WORRY ii T0LD SANTA ii WANTED Y0U 4 CHRiiSTMAS!!! SEND THiiZ TO 10 PEOPLES U CARE ABOUT iiNCLUDiiNG ME!!!

hehe :p
SkulFuk





Nov 1 2006 8:07 AM

Does that mean that Rogan's pac-man???


You heard that Yakka's dead? Man that was a long time coming!
SkulFuk





Nov 1 2006 7:43 AM

I get the feeling people are gonna regret me finding a way of sorting my body...

Me + too much energy = ARGH!!1!!one!!1!
Gone.





Oct 26 2006 5:20 AM

Holiday? Where?! :D

Hope you're having an awesome time and it's not raining.
♂SexyBeast♂





Oct 1 2006 10:25 AM

YO yo switchy its good to see you
Its MC Kraus and ill show ya what i do
Im a rapping toastah with a platnum Shine
I roll down da skreets wit my woman, so fine
I know you rap and do your thing
But even MR.T cant mess wit my bling
I Shine like the sun blinding all yall
I am known as Pimp mastah, they know how i ball
So take the time to write your rhyme
Just sprice it up with a drop of lime
but nothing will come out as sweet as this
cause my rhymes are lemony fresh, and yours are piss

:D
Suff





Oct 1 2006 7:00 AM

hey dude when you went to rammstein did you make any recordings/pics etc?? or did any of ya herzie mates??

another thing...when you change your myspace layout, do you delete the old layout before adding a new layout?? my AOL just couldnt handle loading your page lol before your layout loads up, it looks like a old one is currently in use under the new 1, hense the slowness of your space loading up.

peace
!Danger!