Mother, grandmother, loving widow, best friend, and so much more. I am a gushing fountain full of many years of knowledge and experience. Need advice? Have a question about life? From the bedroom to the kitchen, I can help you because I’ve been there and done it all, honey. Pull up a chair, pour yourself a drink, and let’s make things even saucier with some hot, juicy gossip! Have I said too much?
Influences
Television, my doctors, my pharmacist, and my friends down at the bingo parlor: Margie, Peggy, Janice, Evelyn and Harvey, too!
Members
Golden Ohio Buckeye Cardholder, AARP, Secretary of the Women's Church Society, Treasurer of Church's Fish Fry Committee, Neighborhood Garden Club, Cats Are People Too
Bingo, television, interfering in other people's business/private affairs, Canasta, giving advice on anything and everything, taking overnight trips to Atlantic City and weekend trips to Vegas, gambling, enjoying fine alcohol, voicing my opinions, eating out, listening in on other peoples' conversations, and playing with my dog, Princess.
I also enjoy spending time with my daughters, Faye and May, and my very special little grandson, Clay Ray.
Church plays a large role in my life, and I love being in the Altar Rosary Society, the Church Women's League, and the Parish Cleaning and Cooking Committees at St. Mary's. I am a proud devout Catholic! Alleluiiiiiiia!
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Music
Polka, Jazz, Blues, Standards, Swing, and Big-Band and of course, my own radio show, "Bottoms Up With Sylvia!"
Movies
The Godfather, Casablanca, Evita, Lawrence of Arabia, Goodfellas, On Golden Pond, The Great Escape, The Wizard of Oz, Little Miss Sunshine, My Girl, Doctor Zhivago, The Lion King, Boots & Lace, The Pianist
Television
QVC: look at my jewelry!!! Jericho, American Idol, re-runs of I Love Lucy, Roseanne, Mama's Family, Laverne & Shirley, Golden Girls, St. Elsewhere, The Jeffersons, Green Acres, The Beverly Hillbillies, and anything and everything on the Game Show Network!
Books
The Enquirer, Star, The Globe, National Examiner, People, and the obituaries in the local newspaper.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Richard Simmons, Bea Arthur, Tom Selleck, The Osmond Family, Penny Marshall, Vicki Lawrence, Cher, Carol Burnett, Kathy Griffin, Kathy Najimy, Lily Tomlin, Rosie O'Donnell, Whoopi Goldberg, Phyllis Diller, Robin Williams, Nathan Lane, Hillary Clinton, and Laurie Metcalfe
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WHAT’S THE WORD? I HAD TO COME THRU AND THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND. HOPE EVERYTHING IS GOOD WITH YOU AND YOURS. IF YOUR LOOKING FOR SOME OF THE BEST, MOST OFFICIAL, REAL TALK ON THE MICROPHONE, YOU NEED TO CHECK WHAT I DO. WE HAVE SOME OF THE BEST INDEPENDENT MUSIC ON MYSPACE. THE NEW ALBUM IS COMING SOON AS WELL AS A FEATURE COLABORATION MIXTAPE WITH NONE OTHER THAN THE GOD MC 2 PAC SHAKUR. IN THE MEANTIME CHECK THE NEW SONGS “BOOTY BOUNCE” (CERTIFIED CLUB BANGER), “RUSH THE DOOR” (FOR THE GANGSTA’S), AND “MONEY ON MY MIND” (REAL LIFE JOINT)…
CHECK OUT THIS NEW TRACK COMING OUT ON THE NEW 2PAC NATION MIXTAPE - CHECK THAT PAC VERSE AT THE END!!!
THE PROOF IS IN THE MUSIC. PLEASE TAKE A SECOND AND CHECK ONE OF THOSE TRACKS OUT AND I PROMISE YOU WONT BE DISSAPOINTED. AND IF YOU FEEL INTRIGUED, IM ALWAYS OPEN TO FEEDBACK WHETHER GOOD OR BAD. SO, WITH THAT SAID, TAKE A SECOND TO CHECK THIS VIDEO & TILL NEXT TIME...
Hey Lady, how have you been? Doing good here...getting lots of babysitting in, that little bugger can walk and talk now! She is such a happy little girl. She likes to throw things on the floor and exclaim OH-UH.
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