Mother, grandmother, loving widow, best friend, and so much more. I am a gushing fountain full of many years of knowledge and experience. Need advice? Have a question about life? From the bedroom to the kitchen, I can help you because I’ve been there and done it all, honey. Pull up a chair, pour yourself a drink, and let’s make things even saucier with some hot, juicy gossip! Have I said too much?
Influences
Television, my doctors, my pharmacist, and my friends down at the bingo parlor: Margie, Peggy, Janice, Evelyn and Harvey, too!
Members
Golden Ohio Buckeye Cardholder, AARP, Secretary of the Women's Church Society, Treasurer of Church's Fish Fry Committee, Neighborhood Garden Club, Cats Are People Too
Bingo, television, interfering in other people's business/private affairs, Canasta, giving advice on anything and everything, taking overnight trips to Atlantic City and weekend trips to Vegas, gambling, enjoying fine alcohol, voicing my opinions, eating out, listening in on other peoples' conversations, and playing with my dog, Princess.
I also enjoy spending time with my daughters, Faye and May, and my very special little grandson, Clay Ray.
Church plays a large role in my life, and I love being in the Altar Rosary Society, the Church Women's League, and the Parish Cleaning and Cooking Committees at St. Mary's. I am a proud devout Catholic! Alleluiiiiiiia!
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Music
Polka, Jazz, Blues, Standards, Swing, and Big-Band and of course, my own radio show, "Bottoms Up With Sylvia!"
Movies
The Godfather, Casablanca, Evita, Lawrence of Arabia, Goodfellas, On Golden Pond, The Great Escape, The Wizard of Oz, Little Miss Sunshine, My Girl, Doctor Zhivago, The Lion King, Boots & Lace, The Pianist
Television
QVC: look at my jewelry!!! Jericho, American Idol, re-runs of I Love Lucy, Roseanne, Mama's Family, Laverne & Shirley, Golden Girls, St. Elsewhere, The Jeffersons, Green Acres, The Beverly Hillbillies, and anything and everything on the Game Show Network!
Books
The Enquirer, Star, The Globe, National Examiner, People, and the obituaries in the local newspaper.
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Who I'd like to meet:
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from another point of view i see something not many knew looking through @ broken glass i see a time must surely pass its up to us just look and see after all the cost is free for we must lay it on the line to usher in another time i see a place i know the way you will not catch me there today but lookout sunset after dark you may here me in the park 1130 time to go fast asleep who will know 1201 the mystery for its then i ask were will i be and how will i ever return something that i still must learn the witching hour clock strikes 12 be ditching me little selve looking for the medicine chess no time left to second guess the 13th hour upon us now their carving up the sacred cow in the moonlight i can see some truth behind @ mystery the stoney road leads me to this place where good meets evil face to face
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Sorry I have been missing in action lately, I'm going to share why, I have had some problems with my breast implants , I posted a bulletin awhile back, I figured I would just take them out & get some new ones, well I now have learned that i have a suspicious lump in the upper quadrant of my right breast it has irregular borders and accentuating variations & quite frankly I have allowed it to take over all my waking thoughts & worry me into a stuper, So many of you have been my friends for many years now & I would never want any of you to feel that I no longer care, because I really do & value your friendship....Just bear with me for alittle while longer : ) I will keep you posted as I see a surgeon this week...... Love xox Trish
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