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Sylvia Douché
Improv / Sketch Comedy / Stand-Up
Sylvia Douché WWW.TWITTER.COM/SYLVIADOUCHE

Female
14 years old
Cleveland
United States



Last Login: 11/24/2009
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   Sylvia Douché's Comedian Bio
BioMother, grandmother, loving widow, best friend, and so much more. I am a gushing fountain full of many years of knowledge and experience. Need advice? Have a question about life? From the bedroom to the kitchen, I can help you because I’ve been there and done it all, honey. Pull up a chair, pour yourself a drink, and let’s make things even saucier with some hot, juicy gossip! Have I said too much?
InfluencesTelevision, my doctors, my pharmacist, and my friends down at the bingo parlor: Margie, Peggy, Janice, Evelyn and Harvey, too!
MembersGolden Ohio Buckeye Cardholder, AARP, Secretary of the Women's Church Society, Treasurer of Church's Fish Fry Committee, Neighborhood Garden Club, Cats Are People Too
TV Shows
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FilmsJust you wait and see!

    Sylvia Douché's Interests
General

Bingo, television, interfering in other people's business/private affairs, Canasta, giving advice on anything and everything, taking overnight trips to Atlantic City and weekend trips to Vegas, gambling, enjoying fine alcohol, voicing my opinions, eating out, listening in on other peoples' conversations, and playing with my dog, Princess.


I also enjoy spending time with my daughters, Faye and May, and my very special little grandson, Clay Ray. Church plays a large role in my life, and I love being in the Altar Rosary Society, the Church Women's League, and the Parish Cleaning and Cooking Committees at St. Mary's. I am a proud devout Catholic! Alleluiiiiiiia!


THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
MusicPolka, Jazz, Blues, Standards, Swing, and Big-Band and of course, my own radio show, "Bottoms Up With Sylvia!"


MoviesThe Godfather, Casablanca, Evita, Lawrence of Arabia, Goodfellas, On Golden Pond, The Great Escape, The Wizard of Oz, Little Miss Sunshine, My Girl, Doctor Zhivago, The Lion King, Boots & Lace, The Pianist
TelevisionQVC: look at my jewelry!!! Jericho, American Idol, re-runs of I Love Lucy, Roseanne, Mama's Family, Laverne & Shirley, Golden Girls, St. Elsewhere, The Jeffersons, Green Acres, The Beverly Hillbillies, and anything and everything on the Game Show Network!
BooksThe Enquirer, Star, The Globe, National Examiner, People, and the obituaries in the local newspaper.

I AM A PROUD SUPPORTER OF:


HeroesThey are all dead, now.

     Sylvia Douché's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Children:Proud parent
Education:High school

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Who I'd like to meet:

Richard Simmons, Bea Arthur, Tom Selleck, The Osmond Family, Penny Marshall, Vicki Lawrence, Cher, Carol Burnett, Kathy Griffin, Kathy Najimy, Lily Tomlin, Rosie O'Donnell, Whoopi Goldberg, Phyllis Diller, Robin Williams, Nathan Lane, Hillary Clinton, and Laurie Metcalfe


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Anna & Trish

 Anna & Trish



Nov 24 2009 2:28 AM






A woman in a red dress can do without introductions - but not without a bodyguard......
Have a fabulous day 
xoxo Trish
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Nov 24 2009 2:28 AM

poetic justice


from another point of view
i see something not many knew
looking through @ broken glass
i see a time must surely pass
its up to us just look and see
after all the cost is free
for we must lay it on the line
to usher in another time
i see a place i know the way
you will not catch me there today
but lookout sunset after dark
you may here me in the park
1130 time to go
fast asleep who will know
1201 the mystery
for its then i ask were will i be
and how will i ever return
something that i still must learn
the witching hour clock strikes 12
be ditching me little selve
looking for the medicine chess
no time left to second guess
the 13th hour upon us now
their carving up the sacred cow
in the moonlight i can see
some truth behind @ mystery
the stoney road leads me to this place
where good meets evil face to face
The Hot $pot

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Nov 24 2009 2:27 AM

poetic justice


from another point of view
i see something not many knew
looking through @ broken glass
i see a time must surely pass
its up to us just look and see
after all the cost is free
for we must lay it on the line
to usher in another time
i see a place i know the way
you will not catch me there today
but lookout sunset after dark
you may here me in the park
1130 time to go
fast asleep who will know
1201 the mystery
for its then i ask were will i be
and how will i ever return
something that i still must learn
the witching hour clock strikes 12
be ditching me little selve
looking for the medicine chess
no time left to second guess
the 13th hour upon us now
their carving up the sacred cow
in the moonlight i can see
some truth behind @ mystery
the stoney road leads me to this place
where good meets evil face to face
and if the think they'll barry me there
i have a secret we can share!©
ROXY ROCKS

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Sorry I have been missing in action lately, I'm going to share why, I have had some problems with my breast implants , I posted a  bulletin awhile back, I figured I would just take them out & get some new ones, well I now have learned that i have a suspicious lump in the upper quadrant of my right breast it has irregular borders and accentuating variations & quite frankly I have allowed it to take over all my waking thoughts & worry me into a stuper, So many of you have been my friends for many years now & I would never want any of you to feel that I no longer care, because I really do & value your friendship....Just bear with me for alittle while longer : ) I will keep you posted as I see a surgeon this week......
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