Illvia
Illvia ( @ Y @ )

Female
52 years old
brooklyn, New York
United States



Last Login: 12/10/2009
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Generalcurrent nails: xtra long, xtra sharp point, solid flesh tone:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: "Do you smell that? It's nail polish, girl. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of nail polish in the morning!" comedy, quilting, antique and modern furniture, existencialist porn stars, modern art, my friends' lives, baby bears, the LHC (Large Hadron Collider), money, survivalist paraphernalia, big mouthed bossy bad ass women, crafty things, big mouthed intellectuals, nutrition, chopping heads
Musicyuk
MoviesBlue Planet, Fantastic Planet, Bitter Moon,Wild at Heart,Desperate Living,The Black Hole,Time Bandits,There Will Be Blood
Televisionoink
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Heroes'i will not die, it is the world that will end' Image and video hosting by TinyPic Ayaan Hirsi Ali, Hitchens, Dawkins, Heidecker & Wareheim, Kris One, Prokoviev, Penn & Teller (for doing their show 'Bullshit'),Niecy Nash, Harvey Milk ...there are many
Groups: Under the RadarElectrocoreCancun 2005 Memorial Day WeekendP.B.R. PoorBlackRockersartists on a spiritual pathHEAVYrotation NYCTHE BFCILLEGAL PIRATE HIP HOP RADIO - www.conspiracyuk.com

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Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Zodiac Sign:Virgo

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Illvia listening to Ayaan Ali v. Ed Hussein debate and washing blood out of her hair Posted at 6:12 PM Nov 1, 2008
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Image and video hosting by TinyPic ghosted "This Illy cat back at it, still throwin crack at it,still fuckin with them crack addix, still bustin wit them black 'matics...it aint the bux, it's the rush and tryin to git my ass at it...they say i think ass backwards...fuck how i ac, as long as i stack, it's all mathmatics".....Body of the Mominatrix, but I aint got no kids. Left Handed. I enjoy long walks off short piers, redneck women and long-neck beers...scaring is caring...I like to release a single white dove every time i climax...Too hot to handle, too cold to hold...it's lonely at the top...Hitting new lows.....High-Wasted......syncretistic.....i sit down when I pee, there's nothing that crazy bout me.....I live in a room with no view...Pretty fuckin' fortunate....even if I don't always recognize...life is but a dream...dreams are made of emotion.... my cup runneth over...always rockin never stoppin jive talkin street walkin , hot mess in a hot dress.... I EAT TRAX LIKE SNAX!...I make a lot of music. produce, arrange, lyrics, writing I am K.U.D.U., Betty Black, P.O.P (fahgheddaboudit)., and i have recorded with tons of people Someday i will organize all the recordings into one place. I do fun things, beautiful things, weird things, ugly things, things for money...sometimes you cant tell it's me. i used to play bass like crazy. when i was 16 i thought i would set out to be the best bassist in the universe (Bass Fest champ!)...i came very very close,hahaha, but i found out how gay that was. I went to music school for 4 long years and i was miserable...I was a freak for music before that, don't even try me. I am a musical slut , MUUUSically, so don't get it twirled. was born in 'Bama and moved around the country way more than a child should leaving a trail of teary eyed children, parents, and pets in my absence.

Who I'd like to meet:
Intellectual seeking, art loving and hating, wildly humorous, sexually normal, capable of finding their own happiness, caring, mature, emotionally controlled, detail oriented, educated (self or otherwise), honorable people and pets with no weird issues or hang-ups they can't overcome on their own in due time. If you are not this, you needn't waste your time sending me a message.

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Illvia has 368 friends.
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bobby

bobby



Nov 13 2009 9:14 PM

Did somebody say party? I finally passed gas! Lol
Elizabeth

Elizabeth



Oct 13 2009 6:15 AM

I forgot Myspace existed, ugghhh


It shouldn't.
Keaton Simons

Keaton Simons



Oct 5 2009 5:58 PM


Free Keaton Simons Music from trueAnthem!
WAYNESKI...THE SPACECOWBOY

Wayne Eric Nichols



Sep 26 2009 7:36 AM

Give me you head lol... luv it...give me more KUDU! I'm still wishing upon a star that u guys will come 2 L.A. I'm playing out the old Kudu Ep! Hope all is well! Can't wait 2 hear more goodies.
wildcat

ebony brown



Jul 23 2009 5:16 PM

Damn girl! That's how they make em out in Texas! What's up ma...you doin' it! xo
YrFriendMatthew

YrFriendMatthew



Jul 14 2009 6:02 PM

FRIENDSTERZ
MIXTAPE RIOT!

MIXTAPE RIOT!



Jul 7 2009 6:21 PM

This Tuesday Gordon Voidwell, Collette, and The Beatards
performing live at Mix Tape Riot!  Check the flyer for details!
2-1 drinks til 12.  NO COVER!
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Hess Is More

Hess Is More



Jul 5 2009 12:31 PM

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TELEPOPMUSIK

TELEPOPMUSIK



Jul 2 2009 4:23 PM

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You Are All Going To HELL!!!

You Are All Going To HELL!!!



Jun 25 2009 3:19 AM

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Elizabeth

Elizabeth



May 16 2009 10:47 PM

1.) Look at the last sentence at the end.
2.) You think I'd win?

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POSH!

POSH!



May 15 2009 9:50 PM

POW!!! FROM THE BIG BAD STREETS OF BERLIN BABY!!! XO
LION/rellik Chic

LION/rellik Chic



May 4 2009 9:17 PM

Do not miss this! its the official...

"Verify Your Fresh" Party


This Saturday May 9 @ MILK BAR 1840 Haight St.

sign up on my guestlist its only $5 before 11pm!
just send me the full names of who you want to put on..








Don't forget EVERY THURSDAY @ MILK BAR


CONTESSA STUTO

Contessa Stuto



Apr 22 2009 2:10 AM

THURSDAY APRIL 30TH IS THE BAD BITCHES THEMED NIGHT AT
DROP IT LOW'S WEEKLY THURSDAY PREMIERE PARTY IN THE
BASEMENT OF THE ANNEX (152 ORCHARD IN LOWER EAST SIDE)

WE GOT A KILLA QUEEN BITCH LINEUP ALONG WITH A HOT
UPSTAIRS PARTY - WE WILL GO DOWN NOTORIOUSLY !!!

BEST OF ALL IT'S MOTHA FUCKING FREE! LET ME KNOW
IF YOU'RE COMING FOR SOME ROYAL TREATMENT!
XOXO CONTESSA
TWITTER: CUNTMAFIA
WWW.THENEWPOP.COM



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Dj Gravy

DJ Gravy



Apr 20 2009 10:01 PM

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vacuum tree head

vacuum tree head



Apr 17 2009 9:50 PM

Vocal by Ms. Illvia

VACUUM TREE HEAD - THE BUCKET
Dante Fried Chicken

dante fried chicken



Apr 8 2009 12:59 PM

Hey Chicken-Heads Check out Theo, He has performed on my show a grip 'O times, but here is our first kitchen session.

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Ok I have gotten into debates, sometimes heated (not on my side of course) about this artist. That is a fucking good sign he is changing an old game in a way that is similar to… I dare say, Michael jackson. But I’m not comparing them - but they both have a secret code in their steez that is as unique as a finger print. Just listen to him smash on a vast array of sonic, bass, treble, tempos, frequencies, beats, mainly provided by the magnificent Machinedrum. Then watch him live. FUCK FUCK FUCK. Now watch him mature into what’s to come. Headz up whole world.

www.myspace.com/londonwave
DWN LOAD MIX TAPE HERE

Theophilus London - Chocolate Coconut Pumpkin Pie from Dante Fried Chicken on Vimeo
CONTESSA STUTO

Contessa Stuto



Apr 6 2009 3:25 AM

MISS ILLVIA, YOU ALREADY KNOW I WANT YOU THERE.
R U IN NY?
TOMORROW WILL BE OFF THE CHAIN! MESSAGE ME FOR LIST!
10-11PM OPEN SVEDKA BAR
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CONTESSA STUTO

Contessa Stuto



Mar 26 2009 3:33 PM

So I'm hosting a dope party IN BROOKLYN tomorrow FRI, March 27th, with pretty much the dopest music.

Click here to get an idea! Its going to be different then the usual club bangers. It's culturally aware.
It's like dancehall meets crunk, on another level type ish
Click to read:
http://www.duttyartz.com/2009/wild-and-getting-wilder/

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XOXO Contessa
POSH!

POSH!



Mar 25 2009 9:56 PM

CHECK OUT THE NEW TRACK!! XO
Ease DaMan

Ease DaMan



Mar 23 2009 8:16 PM

yes mam and gracias
Maggie Horn

Maggie Horn



Mar 17 2009 10:34 PM

are you around?
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THE BEATARDS

THE BEATARDS



Mar 6 2009 9:25 PM

CHECKACHECKITOUT!
Dj Gravy

DJ Gravy



Mar 5 2009 9:36 AM

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Elizabeth

Elizabeth



Feb 18 2009 3:16 AM

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