Im Synth.
Im not one for pleasantries.Im that girl who always drinks a bit too much at a party and ends up making an ASS out of myself.I can loose anything for days and most of the time find it a few days later in the most obvious spot.I make myself feel comfortable almost anywhere.I went from living under bridges all over Canada,to living on my friends couch in their living room,to finally having my own place.I like to smoke cigarettes,and eat spicy food.I love dumpster scores.I am convinced I can hitch hike anywhere.Wanna know what I do when i get bored? I call Quest.Im not a thin lady,but i dont mind.and i dont let it hold me back,so neither should you.Im a really funny person...especially when your stoned.I can fall in love in an instant,but it never ends up lasting.I hate when people drag their feet when they walk,and im really turned off by pictures of peoples penis's.I can never decide if i like my eyebrows or not, so i jump back and forth between having them and drawing them on.Im a pretty stubborn person.I could fight if i needed to,but i prefer to whine and bitch instead.My friends are the most awesome people on the planet.I love animals and one day hope to be vegan...but giving up Muppet and Izzys cooking is really hard cause its so good.I can rant about my ex boyfriends and their fuck ups all day, even if it was my fault we broke up.I like cheezy 80's music, and lame country songs.People playing the piano makes me get a total boner,even though i dont have a penis.I could rant about myself for days.If i had a nickel for everytime someone refused to give me change...Id have about 1000 dollars.If getting drunk and peeing my pants were an olympic sport id atleast get bronze.I sleep in akward positions that make my friends laugh.I always fall asleep before the party gets really good.I like cardboard matresses,and sleeping outside in sleeping bags...even when its really hot outside.I could change for you,but i probably wont.
I cant stand liars or cheaters.They never prosper.I cant stand one night stands.I cant talk sexy...Its just not in my vocabulary.Phone sex is the most retarded thing on the planet.I cant plan sex, cause then its an obligation,I can convince myself I like someone, even if i dont.I think fashion punks are cute and defenseless.Home bums are often my heroes...especially if they have shopping carts.I think men who hit women are weak.I think that bragging about how many more freight trains you have ridden than someone else makes you look like an idiot.It doesnt matter if you have ridden one train,no trains..a billion trains...Travelling is about the love of travelling.getting from one place to another despite what method of transportation you used.Mustard is a really weird condiment,and looking at it makes me want to puke.Also pickles scare me,and tuna is for cats, not people.
And thats me.
soooooooo.... my band. my other band (the FUX), is playing the reverb in june and you should totally come! i can talk to the promoter about getting your band in too. no promises cuz i don't know how big the line-up is. but i will ask. let me know if your interested. it's pay-to-play (like you have to sell a certain amount of tickets to play), which is a terrible practice and i don't agree with it nor do i endorse it.. but it's the fucking reverb. so yeah, let me know whats up and i'll check with the guy.
haha yeah we're totally up yuppie band.. rich kids too lol. but your bands bastard whore right? cuz i've had you guys for a while now.. that doesn't make sense.
anyways how do i set up some sort of shindig with sketch, do i call or what?
sketch sounds fucking awesome. actually they sound like my friends basement except 'professionaller'...
and thanks so much, if i can ever get a show that happens to not be from some shitty 'pay to play' production company i will totally try and get you to play to. i actually love your guys' stuff. it's raw and you don't hear that anymore. plus i normally hate punk with chick singers (nothing sexist- i just don't like it, personally) but your stuff is sick. keep it the up man.
btw- does sketch have a myspace or any contact info? lemme know as soon as you can...
well there's a show in brampton on the 28th. i'm trying to get a show going for toronto but it's so hard going from busking outside the beerstore to actually playing shows. i listened to your band and it's sick. it's got that raw sound to it that you don't hear anymore. everythings so overproduced. let me know if you guys are ever playing a show cuz i'm totally there.
