Heather Capp

About me:

-oblivious (extremely.)
-Grammar Nazi.
-I have an odd fascination with tater tots.
-I plan to first become president of the United States, then eventually plot world domination through walrus based agriculture. I will then install a Heatharchy: a system of government under which you all adopt and conform to my beliefs and appoint me as the Supreme Ruler of the Universe.
-I can tie a cherry stem into a knot...without using my mouth.
-I like the word GESTICULATE. It sounds so dirty =x Like hmm, for example, Liz is gesticulating...but where? Where exactly is she gesticulating? In her pants? I certainly think some wild gestures may be going down in the South Pole. What a little gesticulating slut ;x
-I hate violence. It’s just about always unnecessary, but people wanna be ignorant. Just don't get me violent and ignorant.
- Independent thinking works. Do unbiased/both sides/open mind homework before you open your mouth. Partisanship to ANY viewpoint = a brain drowning in oxygen deprived fluid encased in a cracked eggshell of an aborted fetus of original thought. I don't talk politics because my words will bounce off your sponge-less cranium while you spew status quo rhetoric of __ viewpoints out of emotivism and tradition. Same goes for religion. Warfare ensues.
- I love lemurs.



I like to play with people's hair. Case in point:




..>The Hills with James Franco and Mila Kunis on FunnyOrDie.com..>