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Tusitala

			"Come on in! What'll you have?" Male 29 years old ELMHURST, Illinois United States Last Login: 7/3/2008

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MySpace URL:

http://www.myspace.com/tabardinn

Tusitala's Interests

General	..Booze. Books. Running amok. Entertainment in all its mediums.
Music	..GWAR! Cradle of Filth. Lacuna Coil. Blood for Blood. Megadeth. Beethoven.
Movies	..Anything with gore and fucking in it.
Television	..Anything with as much gore and fucking in it that the censors allow. If you're not watching LOST, get out now.
Books	..Anything by Joe R. Lansdale, Jack Ketchum, Simon Clark, Chuck Palahniuk, Irvine Welsh, Hunter S. Thompson, Jim Thompson, you see what I'm getting at. Comic books: I can never pass up anything written by Garth Ennis, Warren Ellis, Ed Brubaker, Robert Kirkman, Brian Azzarello, again, you see what I'm getting at. Things you should be reading: TABARD INN: TALES OF QUESTIONABLE TASTE, of course, and any writer who has ever appeared in its pages. Read: -NIGHT TO DAWN #11 (which prints John Bruni's "Endless Night") -TRAIL OF INDISCRETION (which prints Tim Scott's "Inexplicable") -www.samizdada.com (for Jon Wesick's "Operators Are Standing By") -www.oraculartree.com (for Jon Wesick's "Strange Encounter") -THE SPEED OF REGRET by Ganesha Lightwave -COUSIN TINA DISAPPEARS and A YEAR WITH THE HOOPERS by James Hoby -"The Way Station" by Sean Hayden in the new issue of WESTVIEW -"Almost Like Being Somewhere" by Sean Hayden in THE DIRTY GOAT #16 -"Half to Death" by Sean Hayden in THE GRIFFIN 2006 -"A Bucket of Laughs" by Sean Hayden in PORTLAND REVIEW Summer 2007 -"Job Security" by K. Sheehan in SCREAMS OF TERROR -"Scales" by K. Sheehan in THE HARROW, Aug. '07 -FATHER EXORCIST and SHOULD OLD ACQUAINTANCE BE RUBBED OUT by K. Sheehan -"Aerie Mechanic" by Jim Chandler in TALES OF THE TALISMAN -"Holliday Steps Out" by John Bruni in TRAIL OF INDISCRETION #7 -"The Washer at the Ford" by Libby Faucette and an interview with Joe Hill by Connie Corcoran Wilson (and Michael McCarty) in BRUTARIAN #51 -more to come....
Heroes	..Richard Nixon

Tusitala's Details

Status:	Single
Here for:	Networking, Friends
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Elmhurst
Zodiac Sign:	Leo
Children:	I don't want kids
Education:	College graduate
Occupation:	Bouncer, Barkeep, Storyteller

Tusitala's Networking

Publishing - Writer - Novelist
I need to sell some novels as soon as possible.

Tusitala's Companies

Edgewood Ent.
Elmhurst, IL US

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My Adventures at Wizard World Chicago 2008, or Another Nail in TABARD INN’S Coffin (view more)

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About me:
I am Tusitala, the bouncer and barkeep at the TABARD INN, and it is not my job to keep the undesirables out, but to keep them in. It's hard to get 86-ed from the Inn, and we love offending people. Leave the kiddies at home; this is a place where grown-ups drink, swear, and fuck the night away. Interested? TABARD INN: TALES OF QUESTIONABLE TASTE issues one and two are now on sale. Check out www.talesofquestionabletaste.com for more details. What I'm reading now: GORKY PARK by Martin Cruz Smith. It's not bad so far. There are a few slow parts, but they're outweighed by the dark and nasty scenes. I don't know if it's as great as everyone says it is, but it's not bad.

Check out the website! Tales of Questionable Taste

Also, if you want to be disturbed, you should check this out: David Fuller

This is the photographer of the Inn, David Fuller, in a questionable situation. Free Satanic layouts at SatanSpace.com

Who I'd like to meet:
..Anyone interested in a good story, both in hearing and telling one.

Tusitala's Friend Space (Top 4)

Tusitala has 264 friends.

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Jeremy C. Shipp, Dark Fiction Writer	Jul 3 2008 5:29 PM Thanks for the myspacial friendship, and here’s wishing you a happy week, heavy with hilarious hoaxes, hospitable headless horsemen, heroic hobgoblins, hopeful harpy healers, horrifying heaps of horseradish, humorous hamster hags, haunted hairy harmonicas, and heavenly hellhounds howling heartfelt haikus about horoscope-handy hippopotami. I was wondering if you'd do me the honor of checking out one of my short stories. I'd love to hear what you think. Happytimes, -Jeremy :) Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.' Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.
One Year In Indiana	Jul 2 2008 1:24 PM Wizzy Worlds can be a real bitch...
[DeYv] dE3 (NO MORE PHONE)	Jul 1 2008 12:03 PM
Jay... Of The Fallen	Jul 1 2008 9:03 AM We're going to the Renn Faire this Saturday bro! Don't be a fool and miss out...
RyLk	Jul 1 2008 8:52 AM Sup buddy? I think I saw you at Wizard World, and I'm eager to buy your stuff. I was low on cash that day; sorry bro. Anyways, I hope things went well there so that your magazine gets out. You'll see my $22 soon (and possibly some for the bumper stickers). Later.
GUD Magazine	Jun 30 2008 3:53 PM check out our bulletin for a one day special 6/30 Thanks for the add! GUD (pronounced "good") is a print/pdf magazine of 200 pages of genre and literary fiction, poetry, and a splash of art; now on our third issue. :) See our profile for information on reviews, freebies, and submission guidelines! $3. 50 PDF, $10. 00 Print.
Jason L. Keene	Jun 26 2008 5:40 PM Heya Tusitala, thanks for the add! Hope all is well over your way. Rock the Hell out of the rest of the week, let the weekend know it's in for a ride! Keep'em Scared, --J.L. Keene
Jordan Krall - Bizarro Author	Jun 26 2008 8:52 AM Thanks! I hope you enjoy it. There's lots of crazy shit in there. (and if you like gore and fucking, you'll love PIECEMEAL JUNE too) I see you like Joe Lansdale and Jim Thompson. Nice! Are you a fan of Lansdale's weird westerns? If so, you might like the project I'm working on next which is a bizarro Spaghetti Western / Giallo novella collection.. take care & keep in touch!
Daniel I Russell - Horror novelist	Jun 25 2008 10:40 PM Thanks for the add! Regards Dan OUT THIS WEEK Weirdly 2: Eldritch Weirdly: A Collection of Strange Tales, vol. 2 by Various From paranormal to weird, from chilling to odd to scary, Weirdly Volume 2: Eldritch will sate your lust for strangeness in bite-sized pieces. Each tale weaves its own spell. Vampires, beasts, ghosts, evil creatures and, of course, every day people inhabit Weirdly's pages. Soldiers must reach their destination before the undead get to them first... What does the picture on the wall mean to Jen? Fate holds something in store for Lewis--but is it what he wants? Lillie embarks on another quest... Is the young man who sees and hears fluffy beings insane? An old letter urges a young woman to the train station--but is the train that puffs into view real? All these tales and more. Dare you read them? Featuring: Award winning USA Today author C. T. Adams Leatherpie film's Michael Kay and Daniel Russell HWA author of Shutterbug and Samhane Genre: Horror/Paranormal Book Length: Novel Price: $5. 95
Symbiotic, I	Jun 25 2008 4:50 PM ...I'll have a Jack and Coke, please...? -I
Jordan Krall - Bizarro Author	Jun 25 2008 4:30 PM Thanks for the add request!!!! FILMYNOIR!
The Great American Hack	Jun 23 2008 2:04 PM
Laura	Jun 20 2008 11:13 AM saaweet
Laura	Jun 20 2008 10:36 AM thaaaaank you!!!! u comin to the cubs/sox thing on saturday???
Derek	Jun 20 2008 9:50 AM thanks john for the birthday wish. Yes i think i will drink on my b day haha. Ill prob get hopped up and make some bad decisions.
Jay... Of The Fallen	Jun 20 2008 7:29 AM LMAO, excellent!!! Thats priceless! So whats up man, you gonna make it to Shark City tomorrow morning?
Mr. Fitzgerald	Jun 19 2008 8:56 AM WHAT??? WHO ARE YOU????
Mr. Fitzgerald	Jun 17 2008 7:00 AM
Jay... Of The Fallen	Jun 16 2008 12:50 PM Hey man, no camping trip this weekend. People couldn't get their shit straight, and I got a lot of "I dunno's" from everybody. It looks like its gonna be a stormy weekend anyway, so I guess its not the end of the world. But instead we're gonna get together for the Cubs/Sox game on Saturday (see my latest bulletin). There will be plenty of afternoon boozing, so you should join us!
Mr. Fitzgerald	Jun 16 2008 7:35 AM
Jay... Of The Fallen	Jun 13 2008 10:04 AM
Jay... Of The Fallen	Jun 13 2008 6:17 AM We officially have a new candidate to vote for in November!!! Cthulhu!!
James	Jun 12 2008 10:40 PM Hi Tusitala - thanks for accepting the invitation! For all your friends - I am a writer on NYC based www. BeABritDifferent. com, where we try to entice people to view the better parts of Britain. Do come and have a look! Oh - and please do send me lots of Friends invitations! The more the merrier! Regards James
Jay... Of The Fallen	Jun 10 2008 1:35 PM I must have these books by Brian Keene. Give them to me now.
Jay... Of The Fallen	Jun 6 2008 1:43 PM ...Actually John, we both missed this. That Ad says LABOR DAY weekend, not memorial day weekend. Its in August. So we didn't miss it... We're not bright. Credit Steph for pointing that out.
Jay... Of The Fallen	Jun 6 2008 12:33 PM
Jay... Of The Fallen	Jun 6 2008 12:23 PM That... is really a shame!! Dammit they need to advertise better. And I would love to have a drunkard in office! U.S. Grant for the 21st century! LOL Now there was a president who wasn't ashamed to show how much he loved his liquor...
The Great American Hack	Jun 5 2008 2:54 PM Thanks for the inspiration. I think I'm addicted to depression. Any more forays into limericks lately?
Pete	Jun 3 2008 11:42 AM Very cool! I'll have to stop and hi during that crazy weekend.
Pete	Jun 3 2008 10:03 AM Thanks for the reminder. Getting ready for another year at Wizard World?
Mr. Fitzgerald	May 30 2008 9:00 AM He was a cop, and good at his job. But he committed the ultimate sin, and testified against other cops gone bad. Cops that tried to kill him, but got the woman he loved instead. Framed for murder, now he prowls the badlands. An outlaw hunting outlaws, a bounty hunter, a fucking Renegade.
Kari	May 28 2008 7:01 AM i am having a last min gathering at the inn around 10pm, u coming???
The Great American Hack	May 27 2008 1:16 PM The comment below is pure heaven (although it seems to suggest water sports more than the other thing...). How are things in your world?
Jay... Of The Fallen	May 22 2008 1:11 PM Fuck the clouds, harps, and wings... THIS IS HEAVEN!
Lazy by Nature(mike)	May 15 2008 6:32 AM Here's something I need to see on the big screen.
Jimmy Butane!!	May 13 2008 8:02 AM Can you beat my score on the "Who his this Marvel hero?" quiz? ------------------------------- This comment was sent by your friend via the Movies application. To block comments sent via Apps. click here.
Jimmy Butane!!	May 9 2008 8:59 AM Can you beat my score on the "Walt Disney Animated Classics (Name them)" quiz? ------------------------------- This comment was sent by your friend via the Movies application. To block comments sent via Apps. click here.
The Great American Hack	Apr 28 2008 2:53 PM How's everything on your side of the world? Been busy as all hell over here. May Dionysus shine his amber light upon you.
Jay... Of The Fallen	Apr 23 2008 1:03 PM Haha, wheres that from?
Angie	Apr 23 2008 1:32 AM glitter-graphics. com
Rhonda	Apr 18 2008 8:49 AM ...and by forums I mean blog.
Rhonda	Apr 18 2008 8:49 AM Hiyas :) I just finally found time to start reading the newest Tabard Inn and it's amazing :) Very awesome. I'll be posting a link from the Niteblade news forums sometime in the very near future, as well as bragging on your behalf on my LJ. Hopefully it will garner you a few more sales :)

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