Tusitala
Come on in! What'll you have?

Male
30 years old
ELMHURST, Illinois
United States



Last Login: 7/2/2009
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    Tusitala's Interests
General..Booze. Books. Running amok. Entertainment in all its mediums.
Music..GWAR! Cradle of Filth. Lacuna Coil. Blood for Blood. Megadeth. Beethoven.
Movies..Anything with gore and fucking in it.
Television..Anything with as much gore and fucking in it that the censors allow. If you're not watching LOST, get out now.
Books..Anything by Joe R. Lansdale, Jack Ketchum, Simon Clark, Chuck Palahniuk, Irvine Welsh, Hunter S. Thompson, Jim Thompson, you see what I'm getting at. Comic books: I can never pass up anything written by Garth Ennis, Warren Ellis, Ed Brubaker, Robert Kirkman, Brian Azzarello, again, you see what I'm getting at. Things you should be reading: TABARD INN: TALES OF QUESTIONABLE TASTE, of course, and any writer who has ever appeared in its pages. Read: -NIGHT TO DAWN #11 (which prints John Bruni's "Endless Night") -TRAIL OF INDISCRETION (which prints Tim Scott's "Inexplicable") -www.samizdada.com (for Jon Wesick's "Operators Are Standing By") -www.oraculartree.com (for Jon Wesick's "Strange Encounter") -THE SPEED OF REGRET by Ganesha Lightwave -COUSIN TINA DISAPPEARS and A YEAR WITH THE HOOPERS by James Hoby -"The Way Station" by Sean Hayden in the new issue of WESTVIEW -"Almost Like Being Somewhere" by Sean Hayden in THE DIRTY GOAT #16 -"Half to Death" by Sean Hayden in THE GRIFFIN 2006 -"A Bucket of Laughs" by Sean Hayden in PORTLAND REVIEW Summer 2007 -"Job Security" by K. Sheehan in SCREAMS OF TERROR -"Scales" by K. Sheehan in THE HARROW, Aug. '07 -FATHER EXORCIST and SHOULD OLD ACQUAINTANCE BE RUBBED OUT by K. Sheehan -"Aerie Mechanic" by Jim Chandler in TALES OF THE TALISMAN -"Holliday Steps Out" by John Bruni in TRAIL OF INDISCRETION #7 -"The Washer at the Ford" by Libby Faucette and an interview with Joe Hill by Connie Corcoran Wilson (and Michael McCarty) in BRUTARIAN #51 -"Suicidal Tendencies" by John Bruni and Nicole Evans in THE MONSTERS NEXT DOOR #4.5 (themonstersnextdoor.com) -"Amber" by John Bruni in THE MONSTERS NEXT DOOR #5 -"Passing Through" by Philip Roberts in THE MONSTERS NEXT DOOR #5 -"A Dallas Street Corner, Early Morning" in GUTTER OF ELOQUENCE #1 -"Virtuoso" by John Bruni in AOIFE'S KISS Dec. 2008 -"Catted" by J. Michael Shell in SPACE AND TIME Summer 2009 -"Shrink" by John Bruni in FROM THE ASYLUM Jan. 2009 -"The Worm" by John Bruni in VILE THINGS -more to come....
Heroes..Richard Nixon

     Tusitala's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Elmhurst
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Children:I don't want kids
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Bouncer, Barkeep, Storyteller

   Tusitala's Networking
Publishing - Writer - Novelist
I need to sell some novels as soon as possible.

   Tusitala's Companies
Edgewood Ent.
Elmhurst, IL US





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About me:
I am Tusitala, the bouncer and barkeep at the TABARD INN, and it is not my job to keep the undesirables out, but to keep them in. It's hard to get 86-ed from the Inn, and we love offending people. Leave the kiddies at home; this is a place where grown-ups drink, swear, and fuck the night away. Interested? TABARD INN: TALES OF QUESTIONABLE TASTE issues one and two are now on sale. Check out www.talesofquestionabletaste.com for more details. What I'm reading now: SEIZE THE NIGHT by Dean Koontz. This is another of his Christopher Snow books. The first one wasn't that great, but the protagonist was excellent. I'm glad to see him again, but I hope this story is better. So far, it's merely all right.

Check out the website! Tales of Questionable Taste

Also, if you want to be disturbed, you should check this out: David Fuller

This is the photographer of the Inn, David Fuller, in a questionable situation. satanspace.com/graphics/layouts Free Satanic layouts at SatanSpace.com

Who I'd like to meet:
..Anyone interested in a good story, both in hearing and telling one.

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 Jay... Of The Fallen 


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 Ham Squinty 


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Jun 26 2009 1:27 PM

thank you for the birthday wishes
The Great American Hack





Jun 25 2009 2:17 AM

What's the word, thunderbird?
Joe





Jun 22 2009 5:07 PM

Joe Lansdale here. Dropping by. Thanks for letting me in the door. Now, I'm going to spread out my wares and try and sell my new book, VANILLA RIDE, from Knopf. Also, VINTAGE is doing the entire backlist of Hap and Leonard, and they also have LOST ECHOES, SUNSET AND SAWDUST, and forthcoming, LEATHER MAIDEN. First Hap and Leonard book in eight years, and it'll be followed by another next year. I also want to make people aware of SANCTIFIED AND CHICKEN FRIED, THE PORTABLE LANSDALE, which is a collection of some of my more unique work, a new story, and two novel excerpts, and one nifty introduction by Bill Crider. I hope you'll check them out. Joe Lansdale
THE RAVE welcomes HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD - July 12th





Jun 19 2009 3:35 PM

HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD
Mest, The Sleeping
Sunday, July 12th at 8pm

The Rave / Eagles Club
Milwaukee, WI.

Sunday, July 12th
WIN FREE TICKETS TO THIS SHOW
Click the poster below for more show information.

HORRORAVENUE.NET





Jun 13 2009 3:37 AM






Luka





Jun 2 2009 6:04 AM

thanks for wishing me happy birthday. you know my friend cat?
ELYSION FIELDS (Subterranean, Chicago July 6th!)





May 16 2009 12:09 AM

hey there, just wanted to stop by and let ya know that we're playing a show in aurora next week on the 22nd...it's gonna be a good time with a buncha other bands so you should come out and chill with us! we're in the process of getting footage for our music video so you could be a part of that!
the address is:
333 E. Indian Trail
Aurora, Illinois 60505
let us know if you're coming!
Michael Sonbert





May 16 2009 12:08 AM

Thanks so much. You rock.
Jessica Lynne





May 15 2009 4:11 AM

Thank you! :)
R. K. Gemienhardt





May 13 2009 7:19 PM

Thanks for the Birthday wishes.
The Great American Hack





May 8 2009 3:05 AM

Thanks for stopping by. Yeah, Dennis is great. He's been very supportive of my work from the beginning. I want to break in to that magazine sooo bad.
Jay... Of The Fallen





May 1 2009 7:28 PM

Atheism Pictures, Images and Photos
*Chipmunk*





Apr 28 2009 6:31 PM

Way to go u crazy mofo! Can't wait to see the footage.
When and where's the next performance?
OfficialCityboy.com/twitter.com/cityboyblog





Apr 17 2009 5:22 AM

This CityBoy just stopping by your page to show some love, check out my new songs and comment me what you think... Thanks!
Sheldon S. Higdon





Apr 10 2009 5:05 PM

Thanks for the birthday wishes! SSH
Jay... Of The Fallen





Apr 10 2009 3:11 PM

I am unavailable tonight to meet with you, unfortunately. However, I know that you will celebrate the Death of Jesus in style anyway!

BOOZE AND RED MEAT! WOOHOO!

CHEERS!
Jimmy Jazz





Apr 9 2009 3:45 PM

thanks for the b-day wish, now get a facebook
The Great American Hack





Apr 8 2009 10:13 PM

"Talk about a dead cell..."

"Hmmm, the line's dead..."

I could go on, but, uh, I won't.
The Rave Welcomes Motorhead-August 29th





Apr 8 2009 4:49 PM

KREATOR / EXODUS
Belphegor, Warbringer, Epicurean
Thursday, April 16 at 6pm
At The Rave / Eagles Club
Milwaukee, WI


WIN FREE TICKETS TO THIS SHOW
Check out our myspace for the link to our contest page, or click the poster below for more show information.


Mariela





Mar 31 2009 8:49 PM

Thank you so much!
Jay... Of The Fallen





Mar 25 2009 8:19 PM

ELYSION FIELDS (Subterranean, Chicago July 6th!)





Mar 12 2009 8:32 PM

thanks for the add! you diggn our music?
Cliffordd w/ 2 Ds for a double dose of this Pimpin


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Mar 11 2009 1:24 PM

The Great American Hack





Mar 10 2009 8:35 PM

What's up, brother blood?
Lazy by Nature(mike)





Mar 3 2009 6:31 PM

Terrence Hill is 70 years old this year, but yeah I think he could still whup Seagal's ass.
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