Tusitala
Tusitala Come on in! What'll you have?

Male
31 years old
ELMHURST, Illinois
United States



Last Login: 12/14/2009
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    Tusitala's Interests
General..Booze. Books. Running amok. Entertainment in all its mediums.
Music..GWAR! Cradle of Filth. Lacuna Coil. Blood for Blood. Megadeth. Beethoven.
Movies..Anything with gore and fucking in it.
Television..Anything with as much gore and fucking in it that the censors allow. If you're not watching LOST, get out now.
Books..Anything by Joe R. Lansdale, Jack Ketchum, Simon Clark, Chuck Palahniuk, Irvine Welsh, Hunter S. Thompson, Jim Thompson, you see what I'm getting at. Comic books: I can never pass up anything written by Garth Ennis, Warren Ellis, Ed Brubaker, Robert Kirkman, Brian Azzarello, again, you see what I'm getting at. Things you should be reading: TABARD INN: TALES OF QUESTIONABLE TASTE, of course, and any writer who has ever appeared in its pages. Read: -NIGHT TO DAWN #11 (which prints John Bruni's "Endless Night") -TRAIL OF INDISCRETION (which prints Tim Scott's "Inexplicable") -www.samizdada.com (for Jon Wesick's "Operators Are Standing By") -www.oraculartree.com (for Jon Wesick's "Strange Encounter") -THE SPEED OF REGRET by Ganesha Lightwave -COUSIN TINA DISAPPEARS and A YEAR WITH THE HOOPERS by James Hoby -"The Way Station" by Sean Hayden in the new issue of WESTVIEW -"Almost Like Being Somewhere" by Sean Hayden in THE DIRTY GOAT #16 -"Half to Death" by Sean Hayden in THE GRIFFIN 2006 -"A Bucket of Laughs" by Sean Hayden in PORTLAND REVIEW Summer 2007 -"Job Security" by K. Sheehan in SCREAMS OF TERROR -"Scales" by K. Sheehan in THE HARROW, Aug. '07 -FATHER EXORCIST and SHOULD OLD ACQUAINTANCE BE RUBBED OUT by K. Sheehan -"Aerie Mechanic" by Jim Chandler in TALES OF THE TALISMAN -"Holliday Steps Out" by John Bruni in TRAIL OF INDISCRETION #7 -"The Washer at the Ford" by Libby Faucette and an interview with Joe Hill by Connie Corcoran Wilson (and Michael McCarty) in BRUTARIAN #51 -"Suicidal Tendencies" by John Bruni and Nicole Evans in THE MONSTERS NEXT DOOR #4.5 (themonstersnextdoor.com) -"Amber" by John Bruni in THE MONSTERS NEXT DOOR #5 -"Passing Through" by Philip Roberts in THE MONSTERS NEXT DOOR #5 -"A Dallas Street Corner, Early Morning" in GUTTER OF ELOQUENCE #1 -"Virtuoso" by John Bruni in AOIFE'S KISS Dec. 2008 -"Catted" by J. Michael Shell in SPACE AND TIME Summer 2009 -"Shrink" by John Bruni in FROM THE ASYLUM Jan. 2009 -"The Worm" by John Bruni in VILE THINGS -"The Path" by John Bruni in SHROUD #5 -"What Comes Next" by John Bruni in TOOTH DECAY (an anthology from Sonar 4) -"Midnight Spider" by John Bruni in THE NOCTURNAL LYRIC #69 -"Between the Covers" by Tim Scott in THE NOCTURNAL LYRIC #69 -more to come....
Heroes..Richard Nixon

     Tusitala's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Elmhurst
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Children:I don't want kids
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Bouncer, Barkeep, Storyteller

   Tusitala's Networking
Publishing - Writer - Novelist
I need to sell some novels as soon as possible.

   Tusitala's Companies
Edgewood Ent.
Elmhurst, IL US





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   Tusitala's Blurbs
About me:
I am Tusitala, the bouncer and barkeep at the TABARD INN, and it is not my job to keep the undesirables out, but to keep them in. It's hard to get 86-ed from the Inn, and we love offending people. Leave the kiddies at home; this is a place where grown-ups drink, swear, and fuck the night away. Interested? TABARD INN: TALES OF QUESTIONABLE TASTE issues one and two are now on sale. Check out www.talesofquestionabletaste.com for more details. What I'm reading now: SILVER SCREAM edited by David Schow. This is a classic collection of horror stories, most of which I have already read, but there are a few I haven't encountered before. So far, it's so-so. For every good story I read, there is one bad one. But the good ones are really, really worth it. (And if you've never read Joe R. Lansdale's "The Night They Missed the Horror Show," you need to track it down IMMEDIATELY.)

Check out the website! Tales of Questionable Taste

Also, if you want to be disturbed, you should check this out: David Fuller

This is the photographer of the Inn, David Fuller, in a questionable situation. satanspace.com/graphics/layouts Free Satanic layouts at SatanSpace.com

Who I'd like to meet:
..Anyone interested in a good story, both in hearing and telling one.

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Comet Press

Comet Press



Dec 6 2009 2:33 PM


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Nov 17 2009 5:00 PM

Happy Turkey day LOL 


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Trump Zero



Oct 13 2009 5:38 PM

Now that's fucken great
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Trump Zero



Oct 12 2009 3:38 PM

THERE'S SOMETHING TO BE SAID FOR (fill in the blank)
Michael West

Michael West



Oct 9 2009 12:46 PM

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Trump Zero



Oct 8 2009 6:48 PM

It fucking sickens me that every time I see an opportunity to further myself (regarding writing) the shit has to cost money.  I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING MONEY!  THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF GODDAMN WRITING!  TO MAKE THE MONEY I DON'T HAVE!  LOVELOVELOVEMOTHAFUCK!  Just a moment of lunacy from your surrogate cocksmoker.
Trump Zero

Trump Zero



Oct 8 2009 2:20 PM

Well, scratch it dude!  Or wash.  Washing can be good.  A comment like that brings questions to mind.  Who were you with?  Of what species?  Feces?  One can never tell.  Try dipping it in whisky.
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Trump Zero



Oct 8 2009 2:02 PM

I see you muthafucka!!! Too bad you you can't listen to my new song on Sinister Blu.  
Trump Zero

Trump Zero



Oct 6 2009 2:58 PM

Chickens rule (being the animal, not cowards).
*Chipmunk*

*Chipmunk*



Oct 6 2009 2:36 AM

I'm just lookin' at the hot stud you posted on my comment board....now if only the balloon would pop!  LOL
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Oct 3 2009 6:53 PM

Nick Cave coming out with new book check it out
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Trump Zero



Oct 3 2009 3:39 PM

To think...if only it were still alive.  What the hell is a Tusitala, anyway?  Sounds like a native american devil, or a band name.
*Chipmunk*

*Chipmunk*



Sep 21 2009 3:19 PM

how was ur party?
Michael West

Michael West



Sep 6 2009 1:17 AM

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Aug 22 2009 1:20 AM

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Aug 21 2009 9:59 PM

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I just sent you an energy boost. Now you can run more missions and become more powerful!
Get yours before it expires... time is running out!

Michael West

Michael West



Aug 19 2009 5:12 AM

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Douglas Thompson



Aug 19 2009 3:10 AM

Thanks, man. It was either that or a life of crime. Yeah, I got away with that Reno hit, but how long can it last?
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Aug 8 2009 12:40 PM

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Demeter



Aug 5 2009 2:04 PM

Thank you!
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Fitz



Aug 3 2009 5:08 PM

WHO ARE YOU???????????????
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Michael West



Aug 1 2009 3:03 AM

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Captain Mike Sauce

Captain Mike Sauce



Jul 27 2009 8:22 AM

That gator's teeth must come in handy...

HANDY!!
The Great American Hack

Douglas Thompson



Jul 25 2009 3:27 PM

sounds like that guy could use a hand. yuk! yuk!
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