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Goon in a can for $1 has made my life complete.
"Absolute vodka gets you absolutely fucked up, in Tahnees case, so does goon in a can" - Yeah thanks Jake hahaha.
I love a good drinkin session.
Well, I'm not what you'd expect me to be & I suck at first impressions.
Loving the random unplanned nights lately, they go down a treat.
Screw me over and i'll do it to you twice as bad
- Dimity, You are my life. You mean everything to me. Been there for me through thick and thin. You are the most amazing best friend in this world. Couldn't ask for a better person, Your family to me, Your all I need. I love you.
- Breegina from China, We like to tuck and fuck. She makes me laugh 24/7. She loves a drink or two. We watch hardcore porn on sbs together and paint our faces with lipstick for laughs. I'm fairly happy that I met her and she's definatly one of my closest friends & girlfriend & sex slave & goon buddy. She gives a good gobby or two.
- Julian, Man you are the best! We watch each other spew when were wasted, go driving like every night, Have "Sunday Date Day" and spend the day together, Sit at the train station and wait for trains to go past so we can wave to them, Write poems for each other, Pick on Dimity, Hit up macca's together like everyday and always put on voices. Your my best guy friend and I love your freakin guts so much.
Oh Yeah, I'm Single. 'Sweep me off my feet' ppffft.
I'm off like your undies, chowwww.
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