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[23:22] lulurockz825: I have a 7 footer.
[23:22] Bree: what the fuck....thats all impossible
[23:22] Bree: it smeels like cheese in my house :I
[23:22] Bree: *smells
[23:22] lulurockz825: i meant incherr..
[23:22] Bree: Thats pretty sad because I have a 9 incher :3
[23:23] lulurockz825: Fuck..! 'GRANDMA WHERE'D I PUT MY VIAGRA!'
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[23:23] Bree: LOL
[23:23] Bree: HAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHROF
[23:23] lulurockz825: [qulp qulp]
[23:23] Bree: *ROFL
[23:24] Bree: o.o
[23:24] lulurockz825: HAH 14 incherr..
[23:24] Bree: THATS INSANE BOY.
[23:24] lulurockz825: Nope.. not in my pantts/world.
[23:24] Bree: -gets into a bicycle accident- HAH, 20 incher :V
[23:25] lulurockz825: 'Paull... Push me off a cliff' I SURVIVEDD!! OH LOOk .. Biqq PENIS.. WOAH!! 34 Incherrr..
[23:25] lulurockz825: xD
[23:27] lulurockz825: so HAH!!.
[23:27] lulurockz825: i
[23:27] lulurockz825: win
[23:27] lulurockz825: .
[23:27] lulurockz825: Biqqer penis.
[23:27] Bree: I almost threw up.
[23:27] lulurockz825: WHy?
[23:27] Bree: You have no idea how much I laughed just now.
[23:27] lulurockz825: HAHAHAHA!! really
[23:28] lulurockz825: HAh im funny..
[23:28] lulurockz825: this is the orqasmic convo i wantedd HAHA
[23:28] Bree: HAH THAT REMINDS ME OF THAT KID.
[23:28] Bree: "BLUDDDD"
[23:28] Bree: AKAKAKAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOL
[23:29] lulurockz825: HAHAHHAHAAHHAH!! that wittle bayybe..
[23:29] lulurockz825: AHAHAHA!
! [23:29] lulurockz825: 'Bluud'
[23:29] Bree: Oh, i tied my penis to a tree and walked away, therefore stretching it to an outstanding 47 inches. Slightly lanky, but suprisingly huge.
[23:29] Bree: :3
[23:29] Bree: EW.
[23:29] Bree: snot came out my nose.
[23:30] Bree: cause i went -haha SNORT-
[23:31] lulurockz825: well.... Layed down on the stree naked with a boner stickinqq out nd a car flattened my penis makinqq it lonqqer nd flat then i went to a bike shop nd bauqt a air blowerr nd blew air in my penis makinqq it unflat.. so there for my penis is now 58 inchess nd not flabby
[23:32] Bree: LOL!!!!!!!!
[23:35] Bree: I seduced a crocadile and she tried to blow me but unfortuanly ate half of my penis, so i went to the doctors and he replaced my penis with a sperm whale's. AND TO ADD TO THAT he put a doggeh treat on the head and his dog tugged it longer, GROWING IT TO A MAGNIFISANT 79 INCHES.
[23:35] Bree: That right there is fresh from the oven.
[23:37] lulurockz825: Well for my birthdayy i went to try a matrathon nd my biqq lonqq peniss qot attatched to a bikers bike nd he sped down a hill makinqq my penis a maqnificant 93 inches. [x.. true story..
[23:38] Bree: I simply went to the carnival one day and my penis got caught in those spinny things and it stretched to a limit of 105 inches.
[23:39] Bree: and got a lil bit dizzy.
[23:40] lulurockz825: Well i went to six flaqs nd had 64 cans of beer nd snuck into the elevator ride nd my dick qot cauqht on the ride nd it stretched to an amazine size of 128 inches
[23:41] Bree: Ugh, does your penis tell you do be a wannabe, STOP COPYING MY SIZING METHODS.
[23:44] lulurockz825: Sorry sorry thinqs just happen.. nd i was just cryinqq for what you saidd nd qrabbed my dick as a towel.. so it stretched anotherr 4 inches so its noww.. 132 inches.
[23:44] Bree: AHAH!
[23:44] Bree: at least i pamper my penis. :]
[23:44] Bree: and feed it kibble.
[23:45] Bree: -crying of laughter-
[23:48] lulurockz825: Hah
[23:48] lulurockz825: mine is still biqqerr.
[23:49] Bree: Psh, sher.
[23:49] Bree: Once I buy my saddle, i'll be having kids ridin' my penis all day long.