Branham High
San Jose,CA
Graduated: 1981
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
1980 to 1981
PhatShady Does anyone on here play Mafia Wars? If so I will join your mafia, my facebook mafia is too small and I keep getting my ass kicked!!! Posted at 8:04 PM Jul 23 view more
About me: The most important thing in the world to me right now:
Manic optimist with delusions of mediocrity
Who I'd like to meet: A few notes about TaintNews:
TaintNews started out as collaboration among friends. But as it were, something fun became somewhat of a chore and the friends frittered away much like sprites and pixies do.
We are on the Long Road as Humanity struggles to understand itself. There are many Baby Steps that we must trip over along the way. We struggle with others, we struggle alone, but no one gets to their Heaven without a Fight.
So join me as humanity pounds out the permutations that lead us to that Golden Place in our Future where we can shed these Illusions that prevent us from seeing each other as we really are, oh what a fine day it will be MyFriends.
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New
York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the
instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You
may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of
the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper
may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to
the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going..
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak...
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor
6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this
floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives
Sending lots of love your way thank you for being my friend..;) COURT ORDER!!! you are accused of.....crawling into my heart... And hijacking my smiles... With your sweetness... HOW DO YOU PLEAD..... GUILTY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? YOU are sentenced... TO BE MY FRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!! NO BAIL......:) send this to all your friend's...Including ME!!! IF YOU GET 10 BACK.....!!!! YOUR FRIENDSHIP IS WORTH KEEPING
U BEEN HIT U BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF THE SEXIEST PEOPLE ON MYSPACE....WHEN YOU BEEN HIT YOU GOTTA SEND THIS PLAYBOY BUNNY TO ALL THE SEXY PEOPLE YOU KNOW INCLUDING DA PERSON THAT SEND IT TO YOU... ___$$$$$$$___________$$$$$$$ _____$$$$$$$$_______$$$$$$$$ ______$$$$$$$$$_____$$$$$$$ ________$$$$$$$$____$$$$$$$ _________$$$$$$$$$__$$$$$$ ____________$$$$$$$$$$$$$ _______________$$$$$$$$$ __________$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ________$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ _______$$$___$$$$$$$$$$$$ ______$$$$$_$$$$$$$$$$$$$ _____$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ______$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ _______$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ___________$$$$$$$$$$$$$ __________$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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...think about it, or
No Fighting in the War Room!!!
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