Takeioutside.BITCH! was born out of wedlock on a cold October evening in 2005. Takeitoutside didn’t have no daddy around when she was growing up so she developed a penchant for telling shit like it is. Mainly, talking shit about celebrities and just plain ole fukkery in general. As Takeitoutside grew older and recognized her worth and independence, she left her evil husband Blogger and remarried a handsome young thug with good dick named Wordpress. She changed her name to Ghetto Candies (although she retains her maiden name; Takeitoutside) and now lives happily ever after.
P.S. hoes: this page is only to promote my blog so save the pre-written corny ass love paragraphs you send to every myspace chick for my personal page fellas.
