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  • Lyssa Erin Kolb

  • 24 / Female
  • DFW, Texas, US
  • Last Login: 7/16/2009

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Interests

  • General

    family and friends
    Jesus, anything/anyone humorous, inside jokes, whales and other aquatic animals, all forms of art, broadway, my ipod, starbucks, dancing, swimming, cold nights, trysts, tattoos and piercings, obsessing over anything ridiculous, cuteoverload.com & nataliedee.com

  • Music

    Katy Perry
    jenny lewis/rilo kiley, tegan & sara, the bird and the bee, radiohead, missy higgins, timbaland, britney spears, missy elliot, muse, the beatles, christina aguilera, amy winehouse, the beach boys, gwen stefani/no doubt, alanis morissette, minipop, forever the sickest kids, lily allen, blink 182, ludacris, the dixie chicks, beyonce/destiny's child, the spice girls, girl groups from the 50's & 60's and broadway in general!

  • Movies

    but i'm a cheerleader
    the wizard of oz, the neverending story, d.e.b.s., steal magnolias, chicago, clue, x-men trilogy, invisible children, enchanted, the girl next door, spanglish, sky high, a league of their own, anchorman, miss congeniality, harry potter, sister act, never been kissed, donnie darko, 10 things i hate about you, mean girls, the goonies, 50 first dates, desperately seeking susan, rocky horror, evita, dogma, the waterboy, paul blart, the sound of music, moulin rouge, pretty woman and pretty much anything made by Pixar or Dreamworks.

  • Television

    harper's island
    buffy the vampire slayer, scrubs, the office, 30 rock, arrested development, fat actress, law & order:svu, it's always sunny in philedelphia, so you think you can dance?, criminal minds, the big bang theory, weeds, how i met your mother, mindfreak, friends, will & grace, the vicar of dibley, are you being served?

  • Books

    The Twilight Series by Stephanie Meyer
    wicked: the life and times of the wicked witch of the west, angus thongs and full front snogging, hero, mirror mirror, anthem, sun signs, alexander and the terrible horrible no good very bad day, go ask alice, partly cloudy with a chance of meatballs.
    i'll also read ANYTHING by:
    Stephanie Meyer, Louise Rennison, Gregory Maguire, Jane Austen & Linda Goodman.

  • Heroes

    Jesus Christ
    my savior, my strength, my grace, my tourniquet.
    also, esther, ruth and king soloman.

    Karen, my mother
    a selfless woman who has distilled into me all of her best qualities and attributes: to be independent and strong willed, to be passionate about beliefs and opinionated beyond measure yet remain open minded to other possibilties & to take pride in your good qualities, especially intelligence, and never apologize for them. she is the best mother anyone could ask for and everything i one day hope to be.

    Nataly Garcia
    my bestfriend and heterosexual lifemate, for which there are a million wonderful adjectives that accurately describe her... but to sum it up - she's hands down the the best person i've ever had the pleasure to meet.

    and these two ladies, who have been mathmatically proven to be equal in awesomeness:


    and never forgetting:
    elsbeth wilhite, jonathan garcia & elizabeth shavers for being examples of dedication, individuality, self-love, acceptance and pride. rhonda & sarah ingham, b-law and mrs cotto for showing christ's love in everything they do. my grandparents for embedding my belief that soul mates do exist. and dr carlisle cullen for showing that anyone can be good (even when the world labels you as bad), that you can overcome any obstactle as long as you're committed to the cause & that you don't have to settle or be defeated by what life throws at you. best vampire doctor ever!

Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Here for: Friends
  • Hometown: fort worth
  • Height: 5' 8"
  • Religion: Christian - other
  • Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
  • Children: Someday
  • Education: In college
  • Income: Less than $30,000

Blurbs

About me:

hi.. i'm lyssa erin!
i'm highly overrated and exceedingly redundant. i like to think i'm funny... i'm not. i'm not the nicest person you'll ever meet but i care more than i let on. i am an extraordinarily open minded individual... probably more so than anyone else i know.

i firmly believe our purpose for being on earth is to leave it in a better state than it was when we entered it. i also firmly believe that i'm slowly turning more and more into a hippie with every passing day.

there is a good chance i'll never get married or have children but rather have a dozen cats, all named after fictional characters. i have an obsession with film... not just the finished product but all aspects of it. i sing and dance much more than i should since God did not feel the need to bless me with a pleasing voice nor rhythm. i drop my keys for no reason at all, have been known to fall down randomly and thoroughly enjoy taking pictures from ridiculously high angles. umm, lets see... what else.....

i like...
the Jesus<3. spending hours at the gym. the smell of coffee and cigarette smoke. dance class. buffy. stand up comedy. music in all forms. the thought of equality between all people. egg white omelets. cats or any overly fat and cuddly baby animal. milk. sign language. reading. astrology. mix tapes/cds. shopping for other people and keeping their gifts. the fact that i have a texas accent and frequently use the word "ya'll".

i don't like...
cat hair on my clothes. closed minded people with big mouths. the word "moist". $10 bills. bugs. when i can see the clasp on someone's necklace. never being able to find a matching pair of socks in my sock drawer. when people TyPe LyKe DiS. pants with words on the butt. the fact that i have a texas accent and half the time i pronounce the word "for" as "fer".

also.. i'm addicted to the computer, i'm the WORST at returning phone calls (seriously, no matter what i say... i'll never call you back) and i'm not a big fan of the color orange.

♥ "i want to be the best i can
for me, for you, for every man."
- thebird&thebee ♥

as far as the east is from the west,
so far has He removed our transgressions from us.
-psalm 103:12

Who I'd like to meet:




Comments

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  • Liz♠

    Jul 16 2009 3:21 AM

    "In a relationship" hrmm...aren't you fancy.
  • Erica

    Jul 16 2009 12:04 AM

    more cake balls please???
  • Erica

    Jul 16 2009 12:04 AM

    DEF!! well thats okay. I wish you could go. I have a feeling natalys not going either. But a chance for  a party of course and a Harry Potter one not even a question
  • _KaRi_Kari Largent

    Jul 15 2009 8:22 PM

    Aww yay boo I'm super excited...having boo withdraws
  • Erica

    Jul 15 2009 5:44 PM

    ur in a  relationship!!! haha. I'm jealous. I'm going to change my status to relationship just to make myself feel better right now! lol i'm happy for you missy. Are you going to harry potter with us thurs night?!! If not you're still okay.
  • "BEAUTIFUL-- every litt…Sheena Broussard

    Jul 14 2009 12:10 AM

    Lyssa, I miss you!!! MUAH!!
  • ♥ chanti ♥

    Jul 13 2009 2:49 AM

    Lyssa,
    i would of hit a lil nigga,lmao!!!!!!!!
    erica told me the story and rene too.
    booooy we are on fire ready to  hit that lil boy!
    see ya later smooches
  • .extraordinary.machine. Online Now!

    Jul 12 2009 6:52 PM

    I looooove you girl.  Just fyi.
  • Catherine. ♫ ♪ Catherine Cela

    Jul 12 2009 5:50 AM

    Erin - I love you, I meant to tell you that like days and days ago when I got your letter. =]
    And as soon as I can find the elusive envelope, I'll write you back.

    PS - What is that thingy made of Q-tips?? I'm stumped.
  • Nicole.

    Jul 11 2009 4:19 PM

    Hi. want to get together. lol.
  • Jeremy

    Jul 10 2009 1:30 PM

    this song is awesome!!!!!! i love pretty girlz!!!!!! word to your mama
  • Jo(:

    Jul 7 2009 3:52 AM

    THANKS BABIICAKES
  • Catherine. ♫ ♪ Catherine Cela

    Jul 6 2009 6:09 AM

    Haha, his full name is David Tuxedo Cornballer Bowie. =]

    Or Bow-tie/Bow for short.
  • Erica

    Jul 6 2009 5:34 AM

    nah i've been sleepin all day doing nothing
  • Catherine. ♫ ♪ Catherine Cela

    Jul 5 2009 9:46 PM

    NEW MY MILK TOOF! It's only one picture, but still effing cute.
  • The Mack -ManMack Neal

    Jul 5 2009 1:08 AM

    call me I need your number again
  • bnp *status amazed*

    Jul 3 2009 4:59 AM

    yeah i remember it getting pretty bad on occasion..like when that girl pooped. remember that? we havent had that one happen here yet..but i did see a little baby tadpole with little baby frog legs sticking out swimming in our pool..it was a pretty deep experience
  • Catherine. ♫ ♪ Catherine Cela

    Jul 3 2009 12:00 AM

    HAHA, that video is so cute. If I tried to do that to any of my cats, they would claw me a new asshole.
  • bEkAhRebekah Rene Online Now!

    Jul 2 2009 4:05 AM

    lol irrational? IRRATIONAL! lol oh no girl you didnt. you know its a genuine fear!!
  • STUD™Stud .

    Jul 2 2009 4:01 AM

    I miss you
  • bEkAhRebekah Rene Online Now!

    Jul 2 2009 2:57 AM

    DONT EVER POST PICS OF ALIENS ON MY PAGE AGAIN! lol seriously lyssaaaa scarrry!!! no no no!
  • bEkAhRebekah Rene Online Now!

    Jun 30 2009 4:06 PM

    white tulips mean please forgive me..its an apology. and yes. i get out of school at 7 30 tonight.
  • Catherine. ♫ ♪ Catherine Cela

    Jun 30 2009 9:00 AM

    http://www.lizzythelezzy.com/

    I don't know if you've discovered that site yet, but it's effing hilarious. I especially love episodes 5 & 10. =]
  • Catherine. ♫ ♪ Catherine Cela

    Jun 30 2009 9:00 AM

    http://www.lizzythelezzy.com/

    I don't know if you've discovered that site yet, but it's effing hilarious. I especially love episodes 5 & 10. =]
  • Catherine. ♫ ♪ Catherine Cela

    Jun 30 2009 4:02 AM

    NEW MY MILK TOOF! =]