Let's hop in the way back machine to 19 mother-fucking 79, my
friends. Disco was all the rage, and the birth control pill flipped
the sexual game right on it's fat, stupid head. Enter Donna Summer,
and the song, "Hot Stuff."
Women no longer had to worry about the reproductive repercussions of acting on their natural instincts. Women have always been the ones resisting sex, because if they're not careful, they're the ones that got pregnant by the act, and if you're not looking for a baby that can be a real buzz kill. I don't think guys can even imagine the conflicted feeling where there's an itch that you really want to scratch, but if you do scratch it, you're gonna wind up being out of commission for most of a year, and then have a child to raise for the next 18, and most likely you don't have the money to care for it. That reality really put the brakes on sexual desire, until the magic that is the birth control pill came along.
For the first time in human history all they had to do was swallow this little thing every day, and they could get hot sperm pumped into them by the bucket without a worry in the world.
Women no longer had to worry about the reproductive repercussions of acting on their natural instincts. Women have always been the ones resisting sex, because if they're not careful, they're the ones that got pregnant by the act, and if you're not looking for a baby that can be a real buzz kill. I don't think guys can even imagine the conflicted feeling where there's an itch that you really want to scratch, but if you do scratch it, you're gonna wind up being out of commission for most of a year, and then have a child to raise for the next 18, and most likely you don't have the money to care for it. That reality really put the brakes on sexual desire, until the magic that is the birth control pill came along.
For the first time in human history all they had to do was swallow this little thing every day, and they could get hot sperm pumped into them by the bucket without a worry in the world.
That, and disco, opened the door for Donna Summer.
Just stop and think about the difference between the 50's and what kinda shit Donna Summer was rocking 20 years later.
Pause for a second and consider these lyrics, all sung by this sexy black chick with an amazing body and a voice that just screamed sex. Big, fat, juicy lips painted bright red moaned these lyrics, and she's in Lingerie on the cover of the fucking album.
Just stop and think about the difference between the 50's and what kinda shit Donna Summer was rocking 20 years later.
Pause for a second and consider these lyrics, all sung by this sexy black chick with an amazing body and a voice that just screamed sex. Big, fat, juicy lips painted bright red moaned these lyrics, and she's in Lingerie on the cover of the fucking album.
"... Gonna bring a wild man back home.
Gotta have some hot love baby this evening, I need some hot stuff baby tonight, I want some hot stuff baby this evening, gotta have some loving, got to have love tonight.."
Gotta have some hot love baby this evening, I need some hot stuff baby tonight, I want some hot stuff baby this evening, gotta have some loving, got to have love tonight.."
Are you fucking shitting me? I mean was there anything even
remotely similar in the 50's? Not a god damned fucking chance. They
used to freak out when Elvis thrust his pelvis around onstage, and 20
years later here's this hot bitch in heat begging for dick, and it's a
gigantic hit song.
There was no Facebook to blow up their spot, and the diseases were few and far between. Even if you did catch something exotic, all you had to do was take a shot of penicillin and you were back in action in a week.
There was no Facebook to blow up their spot, and the diseases were few and far between. Even if you did catch something exotic, all you had to do was take a shot of penicillin and you were back in action in a week.
There was no texting, no cell phones, so there was a different type
of urgency when it came to fucking. You had to get it while it was
there. Women were running around, doing cocaine and taking hot loads
from guys they barely knew.
If must have been a fucking fantastic time to be alive.
If must have been a fucking fantastic time to be alive.
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10 of 24MoreEwww....random dudes pumping hot loads by the buckets.....hot bitch in heat begging for dick?? LOL easy tiger! It sounds like you maybe got a chub while blogging this lol you should write erotic novels or short stories.....or like a column or something....rogan's romper room...haha just kiddin lol...but seriously this did remind me of a very descriptive "naughty" book I found under my parents bed when I was 14 only it was a lil more rapey or maybe I was just 14 and shocked as hell ppl could write shit like that....anyway very memorable lol
I WAS 12 WHEN THIS SONG WAS A HIT AND BEING THAT AGE WAS NOT FUN FOR ME BUT SHE REPRESENTED LIKE NONE OF THE OTHER "DIVAS" OF THAT ERA AND SHE CAN STILL SING THE FUCK OUT OF SHIT....EVEN IN GOOD OLE NASHVILLE!
..You're Damned Right Joe. I'm saving this and showing all of my friends. We were pissed she didn't get in the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame for the 2nd time. Hell, she's done a whole rock album before. One of the most versatile females out there at the time.
You are so fucking perceptive Joe and dont forget the american wonder known as the disco Biscut, the Qualude too which meant that names didnt really even matter because it was really all about fucking! We were all nothing but teenage STALLIONS and there was no such thing as Aids, only crabs gonarhia Syphillis and coception my GOD the decade of the 70's had to be the greatest decade to be a teen in ever in history other than maybe in old Rome! The music was all about the greatest Festivals other than woodstock which to me the US festival completely smoked woodstock I went to the LA Forum and saw Skinnerd open up for Zepplin KISS did a gig twice a year Alice Cooper played all the time I mean Fuck, I remember sitting at the Rainbow cutting lines on the table right out in the open and not a concern in the world about anything other than not getting my line bogarted by some asswad taking too many and yes I guess it is all really related to the pill. Thanks for bringing up the subject and letting a OMG yes near 50 year old mutherfucker remember his glory days, Joe once again You are the fucking MAN!
Roland
ps, Merry Chirstmas to all
DUDE YOU ARE ONE FUCKING CRAZY SPACE MONKEY!!!!! 96% BABY!!!
..Looking at 70s fashions i have to say I'm amazed that ANYONE ever had sex.
I mean, you'd need a -ing machete, snorkel, and a really big bag of mints! Urgh!
And this from someone who was born in 77...
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..Do a search on "disco" at wiki, and in the "chapters" section..you'll find this..
........3.1 Hedonism: Drug subculture and Sexual Promiscuity /........I had to laugh when I read your blog, because I was 14 at the time, and SEX was ALWAYS on my mind, due to being a virgin, LOL! I agree with you, that the Disco Era helped put SEX into the laps of the public in more ways than one! In some ways, it "pushed" a little too much. (did I say that?) Anyway, without songs like this, I probably would've stayed a virgin longer, as the sex thing in music is what helped the "drive" we had as teens to "get it"...
I have to say other then war and bellbottoms I don't think a hole lot was bad about the 70s. I'd kill to have been at woodstock
No Shit???!!!
Yeah and then some dumbass fucked a monkey while tripping thru Africa. Probably high on coke or acid/LSD or heroin. Then telling a gay flight attendant about his "trip" fucks him in the ass then asks somebody for a hit of junk. Now 3 jerkoffs have it. Then the gay flight attendant butt slams a flip flop who can't decide what he wants in life, dick or vag. He gives it to the secretary of some exec. cause he saw her tits and can't decide on her or the nagging wife who won't shut the fuck up about fuckin the tennis instructor at the club. Now he's shacked up with somebody who's dealin on the side for extra cash to stay in that lifestyle. All because of the freedom that pill and disco gave us. And being a teen in the 80's where you were scared to death about AIDS constantly by the media. The first time I heard about the HIV... Was on the news about some special breed of horse that a team of them were here in the states for a show, and were tested and found they had this disease. Which is currently found in gay men. My first thought/ question was, what fag was fucking the horses?