jones


Female
21 years old
A town called Boo & Hudd-of-the-field, Northwest
United Kingdom



Last Login: 6/22/2009
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MusicMusic goes with a bang..:Pow pow.....

TelevisionLittle Box goes.... :
I watch MADE a lot. Cringeworthy. & America's Next Top Model, Robot Chicken, Adult Swim in general + Family Guy + Sex And The City + SPACED AND THE BOOSH! :)

Big Box goes.... :
Indiana Jones trilogy
Romeo + Juliet
Monsters Inc
Amelie
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Fight Club
Aladdin
Clockwork Orange
Back to the Future
28 Days Later.
Monty Python's Life Of Brian! <3

Eaaaasy now.
HeroesMy Super Heroes.... :
Michael Palin
Jessica Stevenson
Jamie "I'm going to name my first child Jack Frost" Jones
Kevin Smith
Michel Gondry
Ray Mears

And the bad guys of my life story would hybrid:
Crabs
A Praying Mantis
Velvet Trousers
Orchids (Beautiful flowers.. But scary )
Groups: Spike Jonze Clique.The TacheCars with Cool names.Com :]Storthes HallSpacedJamie is a Cunt

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     jones's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Body type:5' 4"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Children:Someday
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:A gay

   jones's Schools
The University of Huddersfield
Huddersfield, NW
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Advertising with Media and Design Management
 

2006 to 2009
The Blackpool Sixth Form College
Blackpool, United Kingdom
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
Clubs:
 

2004 to 2006
Bispham High School - an Arts College
Blackpool, United Kingdom
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: BEST STUDENT EVERRR club. Haha.
 

2001 to 2004

   jones's Companies
Marks and Spencer
Boo, Lankz UK
Customer Assistant / Super Hero
Childrenswear / Homeware / Food Dept / ANYWHERE :(

26.10.05-12.10.06



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About me:





Ceri, pronounced Kerry, but better.



Rule 1: I can be very indecisive..
Rule 2: I don't like seeing people hurt.
Rule 3: Curious girl.
Rule 4: Always trying to keep people happy.
Rule 5: De La Soul.


I absolutely positively love my lady friends to pieces. They're all sugar. Beautiful.




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Burlesque





Dec 10 2008 7:07 AM

Ceeeeriiii, look at us, we're all famous with our own Myspace & everything! Yey! :op x
Betty Devine





Sep 9 2008 7:43 AM

Ceeeeriiii! *Waves like a simpleton* How you diddlin' m'dear? I haven't been online properly in a billion years & have only just read your comment, doh. But I'm quite excited (& obviously uber greatful etc :op) about your Singapore-flavoured present! Hope you had fun while you were over there :o) Hope you're all fine & dandy & had a marvellous "summer" & enjoyed the PAL handbook stuff & are ready for our final year & all that blummin' research & stress... EEEEKK! See ya soon. Mwah.
x
Cloud Strife





Aug 30 2008 3:20 PM

HEY :)
Howz it going? x
Ka$h





Aug 18 2008 9:57 AM

ye, all happy n stuff lol. we not set a date we gonn try get settled in a nice place first then go form there. things not been to bad at all hunni, myt b in training for pcso in nov if they get good refences.
hows things been for you uni and things??
sketches for my sweetheart the drunk





Jun 25 2008 6:41 PM

go on msn beeeeeeech xxx
sketches for my sweetheart the drunk





Jun 11 2008 1:56 PM

face book wont let me say it but there is no stopping me on myspace






HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! LOVE YOU XXX
Beth Beth





May 24 2008 5:52 PM

i loved his expression when he grabbed the SHOES :] love and missness to you mon cherie ceriii xxx
peter





May 7 2008 8:42 PM

yeah! - the train i was supposed to be getting out of liverpool turned into a bus, but no one in the train station told me so i got to wait about in front of the venue until way late when she came out. there were others waiting as well so it didn't seem so strange.. :p got this pic of me and her actually - http://img. photobucket. com/albums/v695/Senza/reginacropped. jpg
i am actually taller than her but i shrunk myself out of respect (i was a bit awe-struck of her).

i'm doing well - got my first exam tomorrow though. how about you? guess you'll be the same?

turned out they weren't even in emmerdale, ugh.
peter





May 6 2008 1:46 AM

*pinches his arm*

my favourite band's been forcing me to watch lots of emmerdale episodes recently.
is that normal? should i get a new favourite band?
Beth Beth





Apr 25 2008 10:21 PM



Just thought I'd lower the tone of your profile. It was nice to chat to you last night, sorry if it was really late or if I was profoundly annoying.
:o xxx
Beth Beth





Apr 24 2008 8:15 PM

Woah £3 till when? I have 23p in the bank but i get paid tomorray.
Oh please say we can! feck bills lets stick it to the man! we NEED a holiloliday xx
Beth Beth





Apr 24 2008 8:05 PM

Yes! Or barcelona or something? How can we raise some moolah? I really want to goooooo :( Your phone sounds snazzay, and free?! where are all these good deals? boom boom boom boom xx
Beth Beth





Apr 24 2008 7:54 PM

Mmmm yum yum cocktails sounds yummerific. I like. We WILL come see you soon now I sorta know how to get there wohoo! My day involved going to work - bad times but I ate a quorn sandwich - good times. Mario Kart on the Wii is fecking hard! Its not like the good old days Grr I say! Can we go on holiday.
I wanna goto somewhere sunny :( xxx
Beth Beth





Apr 24 2008 7:15 PM

PARP! I told her she was like uhhhh who the fuck is this jones, and I was like uhhhh I dunno SHOES. EEEH are you upto moooch? Im going out tonight.
I wish you were coming beautiful poo face whom I larve :) xxx
sketches for my sweetheart the drunk





Feb 23 2008 9:08 PM

i have decided that when i see child and kirsty on friday i am going to lick their faces. when i see you though i am going to full on hump your leg :D just thought id give you something to look forward too xxxx
peter





Feb 15 2008 8:30 AM

Ceri Jones! We meet again, muahahahaha! *strokes cat like a Bond villain* Why i'm quite fantabulous my dear, how are you? I was actually thinking about you recently cos my sister forwarded me this thing about some massive meet up in Cardiff? I'm already Czeching it up then so didn't give it much of a second thought, but are you going? It was strange seeing some old names that i'd long forgotten about. You seem to have been having exciting adventures stateside - shoot me a message back with all your goings on! x
hannah bannana





Feb 13 2008 4:40 PM

yeah she told me! i cnt wait either, guna b a gooooooooood wkend lady! im guna save me pennies for it lol
im fine thanks, bit snowed under with coursework i havnt started yet but hey!
hows life treatin u miss?
xxx
hannah bannana





Feb 13 2008 11:33 AM

ceri ceri ceri!
that is all
im a wee bit bored, can u tell!
xxx
Beth Beth





Jan 31 2008 3:28 PM

£100 they were 100 poundddddddds. I read they were £50 so thought wohooo and they had gone and i was sad :( how are you poopy pants lady? right we neeed to come see thee. We is crashing your house it is OFFICIAL. (sorry you can tell us to feck off if ya want :) How is any time between the 10th & 16th of march? xxx
Beth Beth





Jan 15 2008 2:45 AM

Uk version of my super sweet sixteen, wow.. utter nobs they are :o hello ceri sherri. I miss the days of when you were nocturnal too *sob* :[ xx
Beth Beth





Jan 5 2008 2:33 PM

how were the spice girls!? hope you threw rotten cake at posh. :] xx
Mr. Big





Jan 2 2008 3:58 PM

haha yes i did like the texas photos, and i did kinda guess about the guitar haha. Christmas was alright, not very christmassy tho. I hope that richard ashcroft thing is a good thing? Aww that new years sounds like a hoot! i went a friends house and played lots of guitar hero...even tho it was my own game haha.

OOOO enjoy the spice girls, if they did do buckley im not sure if i would excited or disgusted, but we all know if it could be done the other way round then it would be great. x
Beth Beth





Jan 2 2008 1:52 AM

Vaginal flatulence
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Vaginal flatulence (flatus vaginalis in Latin) is an emission or expulsion of air from the vagina, often during or after sexual intercourse or (less often) other sexual acts, stretching or exercise. The sound is somewhat comparable to flatulence from the anus but does not involve waste gases and thus often has no specific odor associated.

Queef - urban dictionary

In the eighteenth century, it was common practice for small groups of well-to-do Southern women to each lift up their corsets and "queef" at their leisure on warm, summer afternoons. Typically performed on balconies or porches, these women would insert various large objects in their TOOTS and slowly pull them out to create the desired sound. These "porch parties" would provide hours of fun for the ladies while the men were away, and, from a practical standpoint, at times, enough air circulation as a respite from the brutal summer heat. Small wagers were often placed with the winner going to longest continuous queef, highest pitch, lowest pitch, smelliest, and wettest. There was also the queef sing-a-long; and a special prize was given to any women whose queef could attract wildlife.

enjoy xxx
Thomas





Dec 29 2007 2:10 PM

That sucks.. I'd have thought being with your family would have helped matters, Texas or no Texas!

Spice Girls? Your respect level just went down faster than a lift being chased by flames in a die hard movie. Unbelievable.

New Year? Not sure just yet.. could be in the local pub, or a pub with San in Brum - not 100% either way yet (I do have a ticket for my local though.. £1.50 :o)
Thomas





Dec 28 2007 6:18 PM

Really? Sunny to cold in no time at all? That is quite strange - did that make it feel any more christmassy though?

Chester? With your bro? You gonna miss the family?

My christmas was all good, nice having the time off.
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