tampa tarantula
tampa tarantula Seffner till I die!

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TAMPA, Florida
United States



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    tampa tarantula's Interests
Generalwriting,drinking,appreciating big asses.Visiting people in their dreams and terrorizing them.Stand up comedy.Writing performing,during sex post coital.Making people laugh in my opinion should resolve sinful behavior.Being funny can at least get you shitty seats in heaven.
MusicOld Heavy Metal Punk Black Sabbath ,Misfits Danzig ,Samhain, DRI ,Sick of it ALL,Suicidal Tendecies, Sublime ,Slayer ,Company FLow, Aesop Rock ,WU Tang ,LL in the Eighties ,Hank Jr. And SR ,Alice in Chains ,Black Keys, Mr.Lif Mad Villian, Paradyme, Cypriss Hill,
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DARK SECRETS: INSIDE BOHEMIAN GROVE

WHAT IS BOHEMIAN GROVE? SEE THE TRUTH AS DOCUMENTED IN ALEX'S FILM, DARK SECRETS: INSIDE BOHEMIAN GROVE Since 1873, the Global Elite Has Held Secret Meetings in the Ancient Redwood Forest of Northern California. Members of the so-called "Bohemian Club" Include Former Presidents Eisenhower, Nixon and Reagan. The Bush Family Maintains a Strong Involvement. Each Year at Bohemian Grove, Members of This All-Male "Club" Don Red, Black and Silver Robes and Conduct an Occult Ritual Wherein They Worship a Giant Stone Owl, Sacrificing a Human Being in Effigy to What They Call the "Great Owl of Bohemia." Now, for the First Time in History, an Outsider Has Infiltrated Bohemian Grove with a Hidden Digital Video Camera and Caught the Ritual on Tape. That Man is Alex Jones, the Exclusive Digital Video is Just Part of His Shocking New Documentary: DARK SECRETS: INSIDE BOHEMIAN GROVE
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TelevisionYes i own one. well after 7 more payments,but then girl it's on.
BooksBookies no thanks I dont gamble.wait yes i do
HeroesChopper,Bill Hicks, John Holmes after the movies
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Status:Married
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Seffner
Body type:2' 8"
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:Post grad
Occupation:Sock stretcher

   tampa tarantula's Schools
Itt Technical Institute
Tampa,Florida
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Asses
 

1996 to 1998
Brandon High School
Brandon, FLORIDA
Graduated: 1994
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Punching dummies in parking lots and girls
 

1991 to 1994

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About me:
I want to make the crowd cy in laughter.I like putting people in sleeper holds and figure four leg locks.I occassionally like to get drunk and eat a subway sandwich.I'm in love with a wonderful girl.Who thinks the world of me even though I watch porn and get smashed and point out girls with big asses and drool. I currently live in South Tampa and make a living getting my neighborhood drunk.Overall I'm a pretty nice guy with a few demons to work out.I like to make people laugh.I have an alien friend who will use his powers for good unless i ask him to like...melt someones leg or something.I have no problems not cutting myself.I am sincere silly kind and vengeful.I'm pro canabalism an anti powdery deoderant.I think kids with cell phones should be kicked alot.Ok i know what if its an emergency.ok well how about a phone that only calls parents or emergency contact numbers.Most people are stupid and I'm afraid I'm one of them.I'm anxious and unrealistic.I'm a flirt and a prick.If your a fake I hope you slip in the shit that pours out of your mouth and break your fuckin neck.
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Funny people.Sarah Silverman.People who like to drink and laugh.Really short people too.Come see me @. www.thedublineririshpub.com<>

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Feb 6 2009 10:13 PM

Hi Im going to be in your area soon. Im writing a new book about the people I meet on the road. We should throw a small party together. If you want to hang out ,message me at my other site here
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There are too many there and hard to manage
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