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Forrest Gump, LOTR's Trilogy, Ben Hur, Braveheart, One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest, The Pianist, Monster, Pollock, The Shining, The Matrix Trilogy, Horror Movies, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Original Star Wars Movies...the new one's suck, CaddyShack, Old School, American History X, Rain Man, Rushmore, The Shawshank Redemption, Casino, Legends of the Fall, Dumb & Dumber, All the Vacation Movies, Quills, The Natural, Hoosiers, Bull Durham, Seabiscuit, Swingers, Meet The Parents, Fight Club, City of God, Fighting Tommy Riley, Million Dollar Baby, DIG, Cinderella Man
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I'm 28 years old and currently live in Encino, CA.
I've basically wasted my time away for the last four years or so in trying to pursue a career in Mixed Martial Arts. I've travelled around the country doing free lance work writing and shooting for websites. I'm currently helping out with www.ironlife.com/forum .
I also drink to much and sometimes pass out during sex. I was born with a small penis. I might not have the biggest gun but it's always loaded and the safety is never on. I also have horrible manners and am known to let em rip at the dinner table. The old, "pull my finger" routine is done often in my household. My nickname on our high school baseball team was "Spanky." I was given this name because I used to put my two bed's together and have sex with the tight area in between them. I was also known to molest innocent pieces of fruit from time to time. You know, a honey melon here, a cantaloupe there. Yes, this is what I did before I had sex.
Aside from my boyish good looks I really have nothing going for me...I am, however, in a good spot to inherit some big money down the road. So, for you ladies out there interested in a man with money.....keep in touch
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Who I'd like to meet: A girl that wouldn't be scared to go shot for shot with me...speaking of drinking, this girl would have to enjoy it....a lot. I would also like for her to show up for dates after I have a buzz....women always seem to look better like that anyway. You know, this way it's easier to excuse a little chunk here and there as well as a dull personality. Yeah, she can't really have an opinion on matters either......basically, I'm looking for an
alcoholic mime.
Hey Tanner, If I come out to Cali, you gonna show me a good time? I'll bring chocolate covered beatles!!!!! THE FOLLOWING IS ONE OF THOSE SONGS THAT GROWS ON YOU!!! LOL
We have put up a special auction for Nate Quarry and his Daughter. The sales will directly benefit Nate's Duaghters college fund....Please check out the link below for your chance to get one....This Link is for Serial Number 4 of 5
fuck you tanner. "people i have a bigger penis than" and the ONLY person in that folder is cam? you're a prick you know that!?? oh and i'm out sick today if you feel like going and getting LA FOGATA with me later. the lab i need to go give germs to is across the street.
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