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Being a good husband, father, friend, teacher, and man. "You were born to influence your world to higher, more harmonious living." - Avraham Tzvi SchwartzMusic
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"I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts." -- Orson Welles "The most important thing we've learned, So far as children are concerned, Is never, NEVER, NEVER let Them near your television set -- Or better still, just don't install The idiotic thing at all. In almost every house we've been, We've watched them gaping at the screen. They loll and slop and lounge about, And stare until their eyes pop out. (Last week in someone's place we saw A dozen eyeballs on the floor.) They sit and stare and stare and sit Until they're hypnotised by it, Until they're absolutely drunk With all that shocking ghastly junk. Oh yes, we know it keeps them still, They don't climb out the window sill, They never fight or kick or punch, They leave you free to cook the lunch And wash the dishes in the sink -- But did you ever stop to think, To wonder just exactly what This does to your beloved tot? IT ROTS THE SENSE IN THE HEAD! IT KILLS IMAGINATION DEAD! IT CLOGS AND CLUTTERS UP THE MIND! IT MAKES A CHILD SO DULL AND BLIND HE CAN NO LONGER UNDERSTAND A FANTASY, A FAIRYLAND! HIS BRAIN BECOMES AS SOFT AS CHEESE! HIS POWERS OF THINKING RUST AND FREEZE! HE CANNOT THINK -- HE ONLY SEES!" -- Roald DahlBooks
"There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher." -- Flannery O'ConnorHeroes
“A hero is someone who rebels or seems to rebel against the facts of existence and seems to conquer them. Obviously that can only work at moments. It can't be a lasting thing. That's not saying that people shouldn't keep trying to rebel against the facts of existence. Someday, who knows, we might conquer death, disease and war.” -- Jim Morrison
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"Anything at all offensive is not in my book but in your version of it." - Erasmus (in "Letter to Martin Dorp 1515") .. ..
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Who I'd like to meet:
The fool Mr. T pities. ..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE>| The Best Myspace Survey | |
| * . . About You . . * | |
| Eye Color:: | Brown |
| Hair Color:: | Brown |
| Height:: | 5' 10", but shrinking with age |
| Favorite Color:: | Black |
| Screen Name:: | nope |
| Favorite Band:: | does Bob Dylan count? if not, Pearl Jam |
| Favorite Movie:: | "Before the Rain" |
| Favorite Show:: | Simpsons |
| Your Car:: | Odyssey (only car named after a book) |
| Your Hometown:: | Moscow |
| Your Present Town:: | San Diego |
| Your Crushes First Name:: | Sarah |
| Your Grade:: | Post Graduate |
| Your Style:: | trying not to have one |
| * . . Have You Ever . . * | |
| Sat on your rooftop?: | of the house? what, with a fiddle? no, thanks |
| Kissed someone in the rain?: | No |
| Danced in a public place?: | Unfortunately for all involved... |
| Smiled for no reason?: | Isn't there always a reason? |
| Laughed so hard you cried?: | Oh, yeah. |
| Peed your pants after age 8?: | Just pee? |
| Written a song?: | Yes. |
| Sang to someone for no reason?: | Like I said, isn't there always a reason? |
| Performed on a stage?: | Yes. |
| Talked to someone you don't know?: | Yes. |
| Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: | Yes. |
| Made out in a theatre?: | Too long ago to remember. |
| Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: | No. |
| Been in love?: | I think so. |
| * . . Who was the last person to . . * | |
| Say HI to you?: | My wife. |
| Tell you, I love you?: | My youngest daughter. |
| Kiss you?: | My son. |
| Hug you?: | My oldest daughter. |
| Tell you BYE?: | A member of the minyan. |
| Write you a note?: | People still do that?! |
| Take your photo?: | My son. |
| Call your cell phone?: | My wife. |
| Buy you something?: | Myself. |
| Go with you to the movies?: | My brother. |
| Sing to you?: | My oldest daughter. |
| Write a poem about you?: | A student. |
| Text message you?: | A fellow teacher. |
| Touch you?: | My oldest daughter. |
| * . . What's the last . . * | |
| Time you laughed?: | The part in "Superman Returns" when they rush him to the E.R. in hopes of reviving the space alien (he's from Krypton, right?) with human medicine. |
| Time you cried?: | I'm a sucker for corny tear-jerking country songs. |
| Movie you watched?: | "Superman Returns" |
| Joke you told?: | Almost every other statement from me is a joke. |
| Song you've sang?: | "Hamalach hagoel" |
| Time you've looked at the clock?: | Too long ago, but I'll take a peak now. |
| Drink you've had?: | Diet Pepsi |
| Number you've dialed?: | My wife's cell. |
| Book you've read?: | I read a few at a time. "Kite Runner," "Praise of Folly," "Small Steps," and "Gil Blas" were the last. |
| Food you've eaten?: | Spaghetti and meatballs. |
| Flavor of gum chewed?: | n/a |
| Shoes you've worn?: | My $7 Wal-mart sandals. |
| Store you've been in?: | Costco. |
| Thing you've said?: | "What time should I set the alarm for?" |
| * . . Can You . . * | |
| Write with both hands?: | Not well. Lefty all the way! |
| Whistle?: | Not well since braces. The biggest scam going. |
| Blow a bubble?: | Nope |
| Roll your tounge in a circle?: | Yes. |
| Cross your eyes?: | I've got glasses thanks to that. |
| Touch your tounge to your nose?: | Yes. |
| Dance?: | Not what most people would consider dancing. |
| Gleek?: | No. |
| Stay up a whole night without sleep?: | I'm a parent. |
| Speak a different language?: | Several. |
| Impersonate someone?: | Mickey Mouse, Bill Clinton, Jimmy Stewart, Scooby Doo, etc. |
| Prank call people?: | No. |
| Make a card pyramid?: | Never wasted that kind of time. |
| Cook anything?: | A bit. |
| * . . Finish The Line . . * | |
| If i were a ...: | carpenter, and you were a lady, would you marry me anyway? Would you have my baby? - Tim Hardin |
| I wish ...: | I was a messenger, and all the news is good. - Pearl Jam |
| So many people don't know that ...: | people are crazy and times are strange. - Bob Dylan |
| I am ...: | just sittin' here watchin' the world go 'round and 'round. - John Lennon |
| My heart is ...: | like an open book for the whole world to read. - Motley Crue |
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- Status: Married
- Here for: Friends
- Hometown: San Diego
- Orientation: Straight
- Height: 5' 10"
- Religion: Jewish
- Zodiac Sign: Libra
- Children: Proud parent
- Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
- Education: Grad / professional school
- Occupation: Teacher
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10 of 55Moretim burton's alice, im excited
haha i wish!!! right now i'm just trying to graduate in white and then go to college :D
i miss your class!!!
Its all good. Theres nothing I can really complain about. 20 years old and I live in Sicily. Ive been to Rome, I want to go to Barcelona or London for my next trip. Hows that school we call Morse?
Hello Jedi master Rosenberg how are you doing? i misss having u as my english teacher!!!!
whats good rosie blood
hey hey im on ur top yeaa soo how you been doing??
a book haha
i just finished the color of water
and i like it its pretty good
its not a hard book to read its a start for me :)
u still remember me mr rosenburg?
i like ur song :)
how have u been sir
well ive been reading books lately and i like it
maybe i should be an english teacher!
juz gettin through wit this semester and finally havin a day off 2 rest, that reminds me we should hang out one of these dayz
hey dad how r ya?