music in elevators, cooking, hoping that the 16 year old that I friend'ed on myspace who has a plethora of makeup will really become my friend. hoping that the fbi won't read that the wrong way. hoping to have 9,000 friends and then quit like a quitting quitter. drinking jugs of wine on a porch while smoking candy cigarettes and whistling forgotten tunes of dixieland. also, hoping the world doesn't become overrun by republicans.
Music
I realize you will think you're more awesome than me, so I might as well not list bands that are currently on my playlist right? wrong. that's an Arnold-esque wrong from the likes of "Commando"...
Fistagon, Skinny Puppy, Sunn 0))), Earth, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Anal Cunt, Converge, Keane, Deftones, Pig Destroyer, Aphex Twin, Front 242, Slayer, Statistics, Between the Buried and Me, Unearth, The Emergency, Vision of Disorder, Download, Thinking Out Loud, DJ Spooky, Neck, Gregor Samsa, Genghis Tron, Simon Says, Weezer, Denali, Postal Service, Frontline Assembly, Aroah, Nine, Training For Utopia, Jerome's Dream, Island View Drive, Page France, The Ben Quick, Sigur Ros, Bjork, Tiesto, Mr. Bungle, On My Signal, Far, Team Sleep, Gratitude, Chris Moore, Infinity Falling, Gogglesphere, Bright Eyes, Stabbing Westward, The Ike Reilly Assassination, Heart
Movies
Donnie Darko, Rules of Attraction, Elephant, Scarface, Lost In Translation, The Goonies, Ghostbusters, Terminator, Terminator 2, Terminator 3, The Shining, Fortress, Half Baked, Billy Madison, Death Wish, Fight Club, Fistagon home videos, GI Joe PSAs, A Clockwork Orange, Running Scared, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Stars Wars, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Tenant
Television
Three's Company, The Family Feud, The Real World, GI Joe, Transformers, He-Man, Thundercats, Fistagon home videos, HOWIE MANDEL WITH/WITHOUT HAIR.
Books
Highlight For Kids!
Heroes
Firemarshall Bill, Theo Huxtacable, Wes Jones, Jack Tripper, Alli G, Durante, Dharma, Pippi Longstockings, Popeye, Body Massage Machine, Destro, Cobra Commander, Soundwave, Grimlock, Galvatron, Borat, Holden Caulfield, Snarf, Panthro, Encyclopedia Britannica Boy, Tri-Klops, Man-at-Arms, Battle Cat, Pat Sajak, Link, Luigi, Wilford Brimley, anyone named Thad, Mark Lemke, Oscar the Grouch, The Cookie Monster, Peewee Herman, Jules Winnfield, Ducky, Dave Thomas, Al Bundy, Cactus Jack, Sgt. Tackleberry (RIP).
James Madison University
Harrisonburg, VIRGINIA
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Computer Science w/emphasis in Information Technology
1998 to 2000
Lord Fairfax Community College
Middletown, VIRGINIA
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Computer Science
1996 to 1998
Sherando High
Stephens City, VIRGINIA
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Young Democrats
Track and Field
I'm the editor of one of the first online music magazines (we had a site before most big published magazines like Spin and AP, mostly because they were busy telling us about how rad the Spin Doctors and Tripping Daisies were). It's called Smother Magazine. We review indie and major label bands as well as demos and stuff of all genres. So send in some of your ridiculous roots reggae meets crunked up goregrind with splashes of techno and alt.country. Really.
Who I'd like to meet: Body massage machine. Jim Henson. Yngwie Malmsteen. Jack Tripper.
and certainly Wembley!
Hey there! Ali from Heart Pharmacy here, just stopping by to update you on my new music video and full length album now available on I hope your doing awesome!! Listen to the whole album below.
Hung Chow calls into work and says, “Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.
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The boss says, “You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her I want sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.
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Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. “I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon… You got nice house.
Don't open any emails from Dave - someone hacked his account and sent out an email w/ a virus attached to everyone in his contact list. Just delete w/o opening! Subject line was "to all my fans. "
TICKET RAID @ Hot Topic Still need tickets for our headlining shows on 4/24 at Jammin Java? We will be playing a special acoustic set at Hot Topic in Fair Oaks Mall on Friday April 10th at 7pm, and will have tickets with us!
Hey! Just an update for you, You can now listen to my ENTIRE full length album on my Official Facebook page. Make sure to become a fan so you can be one of the first to watch my new music video for the song "Forever" complete in April : ) You seriously rock, thank you.
Hotspur is having a surprise "Undressed" show in Alexandria this Sunday at 8pm. Come hang out with Joe and I, check out some other good music, and be the first to get advance tickets to the double header Jammin Java event, "Hotspur vs. Evil Hotspur" - Friday, April 24th. Here's the info if you're interested in coming out:
Venue: The Lab 1819 N. Quaker Lane (at Crestwood Drive) Alexandria VA 22302 Supporting Bands: Courage Call, and Sail by the Stars Doors: 8pm Hotspur: 9pm Cover: $5
Hey! Just an update for you, You can now listen to my ENTIRE full length album on my Official Facebook page. Make sure to become a fan so you can be one of the first to watch my new music video for the song "Forever" complete in April : ) You seriously rock, thank you.
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and certainly Wembley!
