John's Old School New sKooL Barber Shop's Interests
General
I am a vicious antique hunter. I can find anything. ANYTHING!!!
Come say hi I'm a real swell guy....
Music
Anything that makes me shimmy shimmy shimmy to the break of dawn.Carl Perkins,Jerry Lee Lewis, Surf Rock Any Big Band music.Belle Barth.Big Tiny Little. Lou Monte. Bauhaus.Shanana. Johnny Cash.Rockabilly,Psychobilly.ska.Techno Trance. Detroit Transcendental. Klemzer bands . Buckwheat Zydeco. My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult. Misfits,Balzac. Skrewdriver. Lawrence Welk. RATM. 80's pop. Prince and the Revolution.Sublime. Sugarhill Gang. G.G. Allin. Dead Kennedy's. Korn. Pantera. Slayer,Kerry King rocks! Josie and the Pussycats. that one song by Mr. Big. Velvet Underground with Nico.
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Voivod, Johnny Cash, Old School Funk, Louis Prima, Belle Barth, Sammy Kaye,Connie Francis, Frank,Dean,Sammy,Perry Como(patron of barbers), Satchmo,Fats Waller,Otis Redding
Movies
Sid & Nancy,Heathers,Bubba Ho Tep. The Van. Corvette Summer. The Wiz. Escape to Witch Mountain. Spinal Tap. Freaks,Some Kind of Wonderful. Romper Stomper. Lost Boys. A Clockwork Orange. Liquid Sky. Behind the Green Door. Stoner films.Decline of the Western Civilization. Suburbia. The original trilogy of Star Wars not the remastered crap. The Boy in the Plastic Bubble.
Television
WIPEOUT!!!Hell's Kitchen.Murphy Brown, Ewoks Battle for Endor. Whats Happenin Now. The Courtship of Eddies Father. Too Close for Comfort. Maude.actually, I haven't watched much TV to have a favorite. Sopranos.The Young Ones. The Prisoner with Patrick McGoohan. Big Love.
Books
The Bible, Martha Stewart Cooks, those cool comics the holy rollers give me in the subway. Every book by Dan Brown. PDR 1978 edition. Every book on the occult and demonology from the 1700's til present day. Books on Secret Societies and Fraternal Orders. Oprahs Book Club picks(not). Zechariah Sitchin.
About me: We do it truly old school with style. We do a hot lather straight razor neck shave with every mens haircut. I have the koolest barber shop in all the lands.We give awesome haircuts.Come meet The Real Deal Barber Jay.Jay has cut hair of some noteworthy people.He is thrilled to have cut the hair of Deke Dickerson.Ask Jason the difference between a stripper and an exotic dancer. He also has other following.Jason is currently working on getting his teachers license and is already a licensed barber and cosmetologist. Let him impress you with his quick wit and colorful conversations.His hair cuts are sure to delight you.Jason works Tuesday 12 til close,Wed 12-5,Thursday12 til close,Friday 10-close and Saturday 8-2.My hours are Tues. 8:30-6:30 Wed. 10:30-7 Thurs. 8:30-6:30 Fri. 8:30-7 Saturday 8-2.I am the talent but my beautiful wife Haylie does all the behind the scenes work. She is my saving grace and love of my life. I have read more books than there are weeks since I have been on the Earth. I am an avid Scrabble player. I drive a bad ass scooter all year long.I own 84 pairs of shoes and sneakers. I own 22 pairs of Lacoste sneakers. I am an art snob. I am a sexy mofo!I am your favorite barbers favorite barber! I am a total fashionista.I am a fashion icon. I flat lined 3 times.DEAD! Ihave a piece of a .22 slug in my skull.I tell everybody that its a microchip. I am a legend in my own mind.I am smarter than most of my neighbors.I have a 138 I.Q. but have no common sense.I scored a 1290 on the SAT's and a 1335 the second time.I play stupid a lot.I appreciate my customers and friends.I pay attention to detail. I can read peoples minds. I am a very spiritual person. I respect others. I was a child television celebrity. I collect antiquarian books and manuscripts. I possess the ability of time travel. I am an aspiring writer.I have a few celebrity friends. I never drop their names. Does anyone really read this far? I have OCD yeah you know me.I am very conventional yet eccentric.Did I mention I drive a bad ass scooter?!?I remove my own teeth and do my own tonsorial work.I can heal others but not myself. I give awesome haircuts and face shaves.I am your favorite barber's favorite barber. I specialize in Whiskey Company cuts and fades.You will not find a better mens haircut anywhere in the area.I have a photographic memory. I was the moderator of the chess club.I was not cool in high school but I am too kool for skool now.I have been shot,stabbed,pistol whipped and thrown from a moving vehicle.While everyone was at the prom in high school I was bagging up Star Wars figures and listening to old school punk. What a loser!?! I run a business locating lost treasures and weird ephemera and antique manuscripts.I finally achieved serenity and peace in my life.My customers are my world.I have over 70 tattoos.I am overly friendly,but not in an Eddie Haskell kinda way.
I enjoy being a barber shop owner and I am proud to give awesome hair cuts to the fine people of the Schwenksville area.I am a good person.We are the official Barber Shop of the Hot Rod Hoe Down.
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Come check us out July 18th
Come get an awesome retro greaser style at this fine event.......
Who I'd like to meet:
Mr. Whipple the Charmin guy. Sid or Marty Krofft.D.B. Cooper.Mark Hamill.Judd Nelson.People sick of shitty haircuts.Robbie Rist.The 4 guys that busted my jaw a few years back. The person responsible for the cleanliness of the bathrooms at the Sheetz.New friends. All the kool kitties and hepkats the world over.
to the coolest barbershop ever...thanks for adding me. just to damn bad places like yours dont come further south. It's the pits here just to get a real mans haircut. keep in touch bro. take care and best wishes to you.
sweet fucking Studebaker!!..i was just telling my kiddo.."hey look at the cool car!!" missed y'all @ the shop again on friday.. met a guy in bryn athyn who's into inbreeding and has chased people through the woods with an ax!!..the stories are true and i know the guy!!
Hey John! How are you buddy? All is well around here... We're hoping to take a trip up to your shop one of these fine weekends when Sean is ready for a trim! We'll be in Wildwood for a Motocross event this weekend so we won't be seeing you at the Rod & Custom Car-nival....hope it's a blast for ya! Be sure to let us know how it goes.. Take care my friend and we'll be in touch!!
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