One warm spring afternoon, Dave and Adam were on the beach playing volleyball. Being the first time Adam had played volleyball and the first time his mom let him out of his house, he set the ball really high and really close to the net, setting Dave up for a perfect hit. Dave queued up for a sick spike and struck the ball with such force that it rocketed out of bounds. The speeding ball bounced off a horseshoe crab and landed in Carmella's lap causing her to spill her delicious hot fudge sundae all over herself. Luke happened to be jogging by when the disaster occured. He offered Carmella a wet sponge he had found on his jog a couple miles back so she could wipe the ice cream off her new leather slacks. At that point, Dave and Adam ran over to apologize and offer Carmella a D'angelo coupon for a free 6 inch sub when you buy any foot-long combo meal. She gladly accepted. Steve, the stongest, most handsome lifeguard on duty that day, ran over to the scene to make sure noone was hurt. Dave explained the story to Steve making sure not to leave out any detail, Steve then made a really awesome joke, they all laughed and high-fived eachother. Everyone exchanged phone numbers and talked about getting together for a couple burgers later that night.
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I just wanted to say that earlier today I had about 8 or 9 songs stuck in my head that were kind of doing this 9-hour long extended mash-up remix thing, and I'm pretty sure at least 4 of them were Tater No songs. (thanks for playing on saturday)
I was hoping that link below to like 911gallery.com or some shit was gonna be an actual gallery of photos of 911, like people jumping out of buildings and the like. Boy was I disappointed.
