Joe Dirt
This really blew my mind, the fact that me, an overfed long-haired leaping gnome should be the star of a Hollywood movie.

Male
23 years old
CARBONDALE, ILLINOIS
United States



Last Login: 3/26/2009
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    Joe Dirt's Interests
GeneralCars, Communism, Quirky Movies, Amateur (often drunken) Philosophy, Food, Road Trips, Pabst Blue Ribbon, German Culture, Mario Games, Writing, Tattoos, Tomfoolery

Your Quirk Factor: 71%
You're so quirky, it's hard for you to tell the difference between quirky and normal.
No doubt about it, there's little about you that's "normal" or "average."


...and no religion too
MusicWarren Zevon, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Journey, Johnny Cash, Bob Dylan, Queen, The Beatles, Steve Miller Band, The Police, general classic rock, and of course, Ludwig Van
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MoviesBlues Brothers, The Big Lebowski, Fargo, O Brother Where Art Thou, A Clockwork Orange, Smokey and the Bandit, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Jackass, Cars, Napoleon Dynamite, Manos: The Hands of Fate, Animal House, Citizen Kane, Happiness, The Deer Hunter, Pulp Fiction, Clerks, Dogma, The Graduate, Airplane, Office Space, The Hudsucker Proxy, Good Bye Lenin!
TelevisionMy Name is Earl, Venture Brothers, M*A*S*H, The Office, MST3K, The Simpsons, Star Trek, The Dukes of Hazzard, Mythbusters, Old Game Shows, The Joy of Painting, Top Gear, any British Comedy

You know, MySpace is a little like the mule with the spinning wheel...
BooksThe Catcher in the Rye, Hitchhikers' Guide Series, The Jungle, Grendel, Dracula, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, 1984, Fahrenheit 451, On the Road, The Dharma Bums,

Christopher Walken doing anything is fascinating.
HeroesHawkeye Pierce, Arthur Dent, Alex Kerner, That guy who gets hit in the stomach with a cannonball, Mr. Belvedere

French Canadians seem to like Festivas as much as I do.


     Joe Dirt's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Wilmore, KY
Body type:6' 1" / More to love!
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:In college
Occupation:Student/Peon

   Joe Dirt's Schools
Southern Illinois University-Carbondale
Carbondale, IL
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: Automotive Technology
 

2004 to Present
West Jessamine High School
Nicholasville, KY
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

2000 to 2004



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About me:
You Are 76% Politically Radical
You're political views are just plain weird. A little far left, a little far right, and a whole lot of radical.


My momma calls me Alex. Most others call me Joe Dirt. I love to laugh, think, think while laughing, and laugh while thinking. I am the overfed long-haired leaping gnome that was sung about a decade before my birth.

Which Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Character Are You?

You are DOUGLAS ADAMS. Surprise, surprise! Not actually a character, but the guy who thought them all up in the first place. You are the original hitchhiker, and for that you should be proud. You like getting smashed, lying in fields, listening to deadlines whoosh by, and getting lost in Paris with Doctor Who directors who are drunk beyond all reason. Also, you might just be a genius.
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Who I'd like to meet:
People who are not afraid to think and talk about what we're all doing here in this universe of ours, and why we're here in the first place; People who question everything they are told; People with open minds and a sense of humor; People who realize that their minds are capable of more than simply storing information; People who agreed with Socrates when he said, "The unexamined life is not worth living."


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Joe Dirt has 62 friends.
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 Doctor Memory 


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 Holley 


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Mr Drury





Mar 26 2009 1:57 AM

Whats new mr Alex, tell me about life after So ILL

Dru
SCOTT





Jul 29 2008 10:34 PM

no not dudley! he was so young and innocent. you getting another one or gonna step up to newer ford.
Skinny E





Jul 26 2008 3:46 AM

lame man, uber lame that festiva was so clean, oh btw ford is bringing the european cars over, so maybe we'll still have jobs woot.
A turbo yugo would be too cool for me, I would die from awsomeness
Skinny E





Jul 25 2008 4:48 PM

link doesn't work what is it
SCOTT





Jul 22 2008 12:39 AM

whenever i find a black festiva with 260 hp and it doesnt wheel hop like a kangaroo. btw you gonna take the festiva out on woodward. i wanted to last year but school started.
how is the motor city treating you?
SCOTT





Jul 21 2008 9:43 PM

so i found this guy at work that is almost as a big a festiva geek as us. he had an 89 lx that got 45 mpg and he totally knew about the seats laying flat. he has been wanting to get another one. i name dropped fordfestiva. com dont know if he will check it out or not. i need to get a picture of the festiva at work that is like your old one minus the gay pink stripe.
Skinny E





Jul 19 2008 8:29 PM

I've been doing good man, doing pretty good at flat rate as well. I almost had to call you guys the other day just a heads up, when the converters clog up on the five hundreds, they shoot the gas through the egr and it melts a hole in the intake, that crap took forever to find, runs like it has a bad fuel pump but fuel pressure is fine.
Holley





Jun 14 2008 3:29 PM

So things are linning up nicely now. Funny how that happens.
Holley





Jun 9 2008 6:16 PM

Why is this ending a relationship thing so hard? All I want is closure, but I can't seem to get any. I want my shit back, but it's going to cost me either shipping, gas money, a plane ticket, or some combination! I can't afford that!!! What the hell is wrong with this fuckin world?!! I need a smoke...and the pack's empty.
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RON





May 20 2008 11:46 AM



Can you beat my score on the "80's Movie Classics" quiz?








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Skinny E





Apr 13 2008 10:01 PM

yes it is 3 inches up front 4 inches out back
RON





Apr 12 2008 12:04 AM

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Louie, check out my new ride, for real!
RON





Mar 11 2008 12:14 PM

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Echos of my mind, is how my ears hear it.
Skinny E





Mar 9 2008 12:34 AM

hey there good lookin, sorry I did'nt call on friday weather = no plans, and tonight well they decided to close work early today while I was in the middle of doing my exhaust manifold so I don't have any thing to drive
Mr Drury





Mar 1 2008 4:40 PM

Did you know there was a festiva on pimp my ride. Bout to graduate right? What are your plans?
RON





Feb 26 2008 12:33 AM

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LOUIE LOUIE!!!
Skinny E





Feb 21 2008 11:02 PM

yeah I got cash money the guy did'nt even test drive it
RON





Feb 17 2008 2:25 PM



You got something against the "HOFF"?
RON





Feb 12 2008 1:08 AM


dyings a part of livin' and while i'm alive i'm gonna live it to the hilt!
SCOTT





Feb 2 2008 7:48 PM

Happy Birthday!
Doctor Memory





Feb 2 2008 4:03 PM

Just think, next time you transition in age to a chronological measurement transcribed as repeating double digits you will be eleven years older than you are today.
Skinny E





Jan 31 2008 4:39 AM

4.6, 2wd, 3dr super cab or extended cab whatever they call, leather, 6 disc, bedliner, auto tranny, tan and black two tone with a purpleish blue pin stripe(its purple but I'm gonna deny it), lariat, has a ton of new crap like ball joints, center link, and a bunch of brakes stuff. they were gonna whole sale it for some reason I got it for half of private party blue book, I'm probually gonna drive it for a few months and sell it, make a profit probually buy something else change my mind about it and sell it in a few months just to continue my cycle
Skinny E





Jan 31 2008 3:28 AM

I'll fix it eventually I just got sick of spending all my free time on fixing it. Once i get it going good it'll be fore sale, hopefully I'll get most of my money back out of it, should be easy to sell
Skinny E





Jan 31 2008 3:19 AM

hey I joined the ford family, I bought a 97 f150, want to buy a csx? oh yeah check out the song on my profile I think you'll dig it
RON





Jan 31 2008 12:29 AM

73 men sailed out
from that San Fransico bay
rolled off of the ship
and here's what they had to say
we're calling everyone to ride along
to another shore
where we can laugh our lives away
and be free once more
Ride Captain' Ride
upon your mystery ship...
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