Tawnie Parker
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"Friday Night Comedy at Khoury's in Long Beach!"
Female
97 years old
California
United States
Last Login:
7/4/2008
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Mood:
contemplative
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Tawnie Parker's Interests
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| General | Comedy writing and greeting cards for all occasions, certified public accounting for special occasions and sailing when the wind is up. I'll write an original greeting card for your special occasion if you ask. | | Music | Everything but heavy metal or hard core rap (I'm too old for that stuff). Madame Butterfly rocks and I still have my Who t-shirt from their 1980 tour. | | Movies | Pride and Prejudice, Love Actually, Dreamgirls, When Harry Met Sally, Gladiator, Bridget Jones Diary, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, The Grinch, Reunion Tour | | Television | Life, Bionic Woman, Brady Bunch, I Love Lucy, Everybody Loves Raymond, HGTV | | Books | Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, Atlas Shrugged, Catch-22, East of Eden, Shopgirl, Little Women, A Prayer for Owen Meany | | Heroes | Everybody who keeps trying to be the kind of person they know they should be, even when they get tired, mess up and have to start over. A friend of mine who is very sick and never whines. Laughter is cheap but addicting over-the-counter medication; take some everyday. |
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Tawnie Parker's Details
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| Status: | Married | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | California | | Body type: | 0' 0" | | Religion: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Libra | | Occupation: | Comic CPA |
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About me:
I'm a writer. I use stand-up to test the funny factor of my material and to get in touch with a wide range of emotions (horror, humiliation, witness protection). No graphic sex jokes for me. Sex is no laughing matter once you've had teenagers. Can an ex-mormon CPA and former PTA president make you laugh? I made you drink coffee and claim your 1099 income and I made you chaperone the Spanish language field trip to downtown Santa Ana. I think I'm up to the task.
Check my calendar for upcoming gigs or go to www.LaughingGrapeComedy.com and check me out. I'm a blond, middle-aged mom from the OC, but I still haven't had my court-ordered boob job. Just can't seem to make time for it.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Lang Parker, Frances Dilorinzo, Angel Gaines, Lauri Roggenkamp, Kathleen Madigan, Ellen DeGeneres, Kathleen Madigan, Carol Burnett, Lucille Ball, Marypat Farrell. Maybe Orny Adams.
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