Taxes

Album Out Now!!!

Robby Cronholm
Tries to sing and plays guitar

What can be said about Robby that hasn't been said already?

Literally everything.

In the mid 80's he received the award for "participant" in back to back years at the California State Braille Spelling Bee. Shortly before he was poised to defend those titles, doctors told him that he was highly allergic to bees and he was forced to withdraw from the competition. He changed his name to C. Ron Hubbard for a few years, as he says, "Just to be on the safe side"

Inspired by Michael J Fox's thrilling guitar playing in the movie Teenwolf, Robby become a musician and formed the band Crumb. He was offered a deal with SubPop but turned it down thinking it was a beverage that in his words "was lower than soda"

Despite that, Crumb went on to be the 3rd most successful band with that name of all time.

Needless to say, expectations are high for Taxes.

Brad Harbidge
Plays the drums

Brad, who had never heard music, met a man on the street that offered him the deal of a lifetime. Too good to pass up, Brad traded the majority of one of his testicles for a drum set. At first he couldn't play them well, but just as blind man experiences a heightening of his other senses, Brad's lack of testicle size eventually heightened the size of the sound he bangs out. His skill with the sticks eventually bagged him a gorgeous wife and he recently became the father of a beautiful baby, who, in case you're wondering, is of a normal size and shape.

Josh White
Also plays guitar

Josh is so young that he decided to start playing the guitar when he first heard The Bends. This reminds me of the fact that my father is so old that he actually quit smoking when he found out smoking was bad for you, and not as Philip Morris claimed, "A common cure for throat irritation". Josh is a native New Zealander and his strong "Kiwi" accent is barely tolerated by the other members of the band.

Jonathan Kepke
Plays bass

Jonathan is extremely ticklish. He lost his virginity in a Pizza Hut just south of Pittsburgh. He now spends his time watching Golden Girls reruns on his Apple iPad. On Tuesday, March 9, in the year of Oh Lord 2010 he had his first apple fritter and he loved it.

Laura Dean
Sings and plays keyboards

Produced Taxes first record. Also, recently self-cured her beer allergy. Also, is seeking a sponsorship from Dean Guitars.