Soundgarden, Radiohead, NIN, Beck, Muse, Fountains of Wayne, Andrew Bird, Pearl Jam, Queens of the Stone Age, A Perfect Circle, Dethklok, Audioslave, Tool, Green Day
Movies
The English Patient, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, Conan the Barbarian, High Fidelity, The Fountain, Lawrence of Arabia, Lord of War, Krull, Pan's Labyrinth, Rushmore, Shakespeare in Love, Grosse Point Blank, Citizen Kane, Way of the Gun, The Great Escape, Downfall, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Big Trouble in Little China, The Prestige, The Big Lebowski, Fight Club, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Dr. Strangelove, In Bruges, Last Action Hero...
About me: Soon, they'll realize that 'Billy' is no run-of-the-mill imaginary friend once their adopted son starts asking curiously philosophical questions about gender and doing his math homework in binary code...
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans. Re-post this if you believe love makes a marriage.
Mr Bill my friend the time is this week to get our shit together. The planets are all in alignment for us and select few to take over the world. Don't miss it by not answering your phone....
Dude, how you be??? Are you alive? Don't forget to rent the Fall. I put up the trailer in my most recent bulletin from today... do it and give me a call.
Oh yeah I threw up so much yesterday I still got no voice today. damn...
