Tanin

About me:

I am the webmaster, database developer, conceptual designer, search engine optimizer, code master, grand priest, senior executive editor, chief financial officer, CIO, CEO, founder and co-founder of 0xTC.com. A site of my own, by my own, for my own pleasure.

Currently I'm giving great thought into establishing my own religion. I'm thinking of building it on the Scientology profit model for the cash flow, but with stories and dogma that make more sense, mixed in with a hard line stance against a current problem like social dumbification (I wanted to use obesity or psychiatry, but fat people are too lazy and Scientology already trademarked the anti-psychiatry thing). We're gonna have some dogma in it, spooky language of course, ambiguous scriptures about events that could have happened, stuff you just have to believe in (faith), priests, and everything else that goes along with it. It's gonna be awesome!

I'm hoping that after my death, my religion takes off in a big way and becomes a runaway monster that feeds on the minds of the gullible and their children. And with me no longer around, there will be no one there to stop it or appreciate the full hilarity of my followers' demise. Eventually it will gain global power once it has infiltrated world politics. Large portions of Earth's population shall be enslaved and manipulated by its power while keeping all my subjects oblivious to the truth. All this by a book I'm planning to write on a weekend between eating chicken out of a bucket.