Thomas
Thomas Clarke
Thomas Clarke Will write or deliver for rent money...

Male
37 years old
Brooklyn, New York
United States



Last Login: 12/30/2009
Mood: exhausted Mood Image
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    Thomas's Interests
Generalphotography, genealogy, swimming, driving around in my recently paid off car, travel, music mixing, hiking
Musictoo many musical tastes to mention.. although I'm generally not a fan of country music or music recorded before 1991. As far as music stations, I usually listen to 92.3 Now FM, Z100, and Party 101.5/105.3...
Moviesnot much of a moviegoer, although some of my favorite movies include Kung Fu Hustle, the Star Wars films, the original Charade, Spaceballs, the South Park movie, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Blazing Saddles.
TelevisionSurvivor, Big Brother, Amazing Race, The Simpsons, CSI, and a lot of news, usually on WCBS, WPIX, WNYW, Fox News, or CNN. I'm also fairly big on talk radio, although the only talk show hosts I've ever met in person are Rush Limbaugh and Terry Meiners.
Booksthe one I've been working on for over 16 years now, "How To Lose Friends And Piss Off People". If anyone can give me any ideas on the next book I'm writing (and rewriting, hence the rough drafts being pulled off of MySpace), let me know.
Groups: BROOKLYN, NYCDuct Tape Politics

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     Thomas's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Hometown:Colorado Springs (Rustic Hills), CO
Body type:5' 10" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:messenger, blogger, writer, and photographer
Income:Less than $30,000

   Thomas's Schools
Cuny Brooklyn College
Brooklyn, NY
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Major: Journalism
Clubs: BC Excelsior, anti-Aly society
 

1997 to 1999

   Thomas's Networking
Photography - Outdoor/Nature - Photographer

Publishing - Writer - Critic
see college entry

   Thomas's Companies
Fed Ex
Jamaica, NY US
package handler
Fed Ex Express

Nov 2005-Dec 2006
Randstad
Garden City/New Hyde Park, NY US

various warehouse, and seasonal NYRA

Dec 1996- Dec 2006
Woodford Manufacturing
Colorado Springs, CO US
assembly line
Yard Hydrants

June 2007- May 2008
Venturi Staffing
Jericho, NY US
temp worker

April 2004- Oct 2005, Dec 2006, June 2008-present
Velocity Express
New York, NY US
messenger

June 2008- present


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   Thomas's Blurbs
About me:
I am a foot messenger, a former warehouse worker, a writer, and a genealogist. I have lived in NYC for over 12 years (mainly in Brooklyn, Queens, and Staten Island).

Some of my highlights (or lowlights) include my infamous columns at the Brooklyn College Excelsior newspaper in the late 1990s, my tenure as an usher at St. Pancras Catholic Church in Queens, my battles against NBC and Eliot Spitzer, and the cyberwars I was dragged into against such psychos as Mark Pena, Gerbil Jones, Tommy Davis, and Alyson "Danihottie" Walansky.

I am also an unofficial genealogist for the Clarke, Faith, Fogal, Mateer, Porter, Stokes, Devellin, and Van Wagoner/Van Wagenen families. I am a very distant cousin to former US President George W. Bush (we are direct descendants of Thomas Andrews and Hannah Kirby of 1600s Middletown, CT).

I don't mind new friends, but enough with the Chinese fembots!



TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Thomas D. Clarke
Birthday:May 8
Birthplace:Abilene, TX (Dyess AFB Hospital)
Current Location:Sheepshead Bay, Brooklyn
Eye Color:hazel
Hair Color:light brown
Height:5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed:right handed
Your Heritage:Irish/German/English/Scottish/Dutch
The Shoes You Wore Today:$7 Starburys
Your Weakness:[censored]
Your Fears:dying, being alone
Your Perfect Pizza:pepperoni, grilled chicken, sausage
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:dating someone special who can actually put up with me
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:sheesh
Thoughts First Waking Up:why can't I go back to sleep
Your Best Physical Feature:I have one?
Your Bedtime:9:30-10:30PM
Your Most Missed Memory:my parents
Pepsi or Coke:Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King:Burger King
Single or Group Dates:single dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:either
Chocolate or Vanilla:Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee:more of a tea drinker
Do you Smoke:hell no
Do you Swear:[bleep] yeah- over 12 years in NYC will do that to youse
Do you Sing:not well, I tend to sing church music in a Brooklyn accent
Do you Shower Daily:yes
Have you Been in Love:yes, although it ended VERY badly
Do you want to go to College:already went.. see $4500 student loan I still owe
Do you want to get Married:yes
Do you believe in yourself:no
Do you get Motion Sickness:sometimes on buses
Do you think you are Attractive:no
Are you a Health Freak:no
Do you get along with your Parents:I didn't when they were alive
Do you like Thunderstorms:no
Do you play an Instrument:harmonica, recorder
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:no
In the past month have you Smoked:no
In the past month have you been on Drugs:do Azmacort and Hydroxyzine count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date:no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:yes.. the Manhattan Mall
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:no
In the past month have you been on Stage:yes.. but in a delivery capacity
In the past month have you been Dumped:no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:no
Ever been Drunk:yes.. see 1995-99
Ever been called a Tease:no
Ever been Beaten up:yes, but not since 1996
Ever Shoplifted:no
How do you want to Die:I prefer the Enochian "assumed into Heaven" theory
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:don't know yet
What country would you most like to Visit:Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:don't care
Favourite Hair Color:anything but gray or blonde
Short or Long Hair:long hair
Height:taller than 4'8" but shorter than me
Weight:anything but obese or anorexic
Best Clothing Style:none
Number of Drugs I have taken:30+ prescription since 1976; 0 illegal
Number of CDs I own:250+
Number of Piercings:0
Number of Tattoos:0
Number of things in my Past I Regret:see 1979-2005

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ZIP Codes lived in: 79607, 80915 (3 times), 38117, 38120, 40208, 40206, 21202, 21211, 17201, 11235 (5 times), 11201, 11694, 10304, 11208, 11385, 80920, 11213, 10016, 10035, 10301


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Who I'd like to meet:
Someone who can improve my generally pessimistic view on life and humanity. I'm also trying to find some relatives, former co-workers, and old friends here, whether from Louisville, Pennsylvania, Colorado Springs, Prodigy, CompuServe, or Ireland.
Myspace Comments - New York Mets
Also, my main website is at www.freewebs.com/nyer11385. For some reason (maybe lack of ads, lack of X-rated stuff, too offensive to NBC and liberal Democrats, or the pictures), MySpace disabled the link to it.



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Jennifer

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Oct 1 2009 7:06 PM

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Jul 16 2009 9:23 AM

Donny! Rahhnnnnnnnnn!
Roll45

Rollie Aguirre



Jun 14 2009 4:23 PM

sup Mang Thomas! how you been up there at New York?
Douglas not longer working at WoodFord. He got terminated for some reason, but i dont know what for. So we are bringing some temp back. Neway takecare dude.
Dianna

Dianna



Apr 30 2009 7:53 PM

Just dropping in to say hello!
Fire Born

Fire Born



Feb 6 2009 3:01 PM

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Alex Montanez

Alex Montanez



Dec 12 2008 4:19 PM

REMINDER: TONIGHT is my last show at National Underground. I really would like for you to be there. I'm going to put the address and directions below. Thanks i appreciate it.

National Underground
8:40pm
159 E Houston St
New York, New York 10002
$10 / 21+
Between Allen Street and Eldridge Street.
Directions: F, V at 2nd Ave.

HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE!

*Cover charge changed to 10 instead of 8. Sorry. Not my call.

Cheers,
Al
Alex Montanez

Alex Montanez



Dec 9 2008 5:53 AM

Starting in 2009 I'm going to be taking a break from performing solo music for a while. So this Friday is my last show at National Underground. I really would like for you to be there. I'm going to put the address and directions below. Thanks i appreciate it.

National Underground
8:40pm
159 E Houston St
New York, New York 10002
$8 / 21+
Between Allen Street and Eldridge Street.
Directions: F, V at 2nd Ave.

HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE!

Cheers,
Al
Su-Z-Q

Suzanne Johnson



Oct 21 2008 10:34 PM

Hey dear brother of mine,
man I thought NY had big rats till I saw the one across the street from me run up my neighbors tire and into his truck. Hope your job is better than mine and since I don't have one , it has to be.
Love Suzie and Jamie
P.
S don't forget my birthday hint hint
Alex Montanez

Alex Montanez



Oct 10 2008 4:30 PM

Whats up! Just sending out personal invitation to my show on the 18th of this month at Alphabet Lounge. Details below. Hope to see you there!

Alphabet Lounge NYC
October 18th @ 8:30PM
104 Ave C on the corner of 7th St.
$7 Cover 21+
F or V Train to 2nd Avenue
L Train to 1st Avenue

Cheers,
Al
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Jul 22 2008 11:11 AM

I was in SF last week and will be in KY in Jan. I don't know when. I just moved into a new house early this month. It took me awhile to get a house, but am now a homeowner.
Does Rabbi Gold have a myspace or facebook page?
GLENN

GLENN



May 21 2008 11:46 AM

She is not his wife, she is a coworker of mine that thinks she is.
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Jul 1 2007 1:10 AM

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Stop by some time and visit us at Literary Illusions

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May 23 2007 9:40 PM

Just wanted to let you (and your comment-reading friends) know that GUD Issue 1 is now available for purchase!



Issue 1 comes to life with Darby Larson's "Electroencephalography" where an experiment in robot-building goes terribly awry. And if you've ever woken up with an unexpected physical deformity—say, an arrow in your heart—you'll truly enjoy the next story. There's also a smattering of flash fiction and psychedelia; a straight-out story where things aren't what they seem, poetry that takes you from the perverse to the sublime, some magic realism, science fiction, and a few letters to another species thrown in for good measure. We haven't forgotten those of you with a literary bent. In addition, the artwork in this issue is particularly strong, with oil paintings, watercolors, photography, and photo illustrations complementing the words with which they are paired.

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May 4 2007 11:20 AM

You have a Birthday coming up!

Have a great birthday!

All the best

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Tour Of Earth

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Apr 8 2007 7:37 PM

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Check out our profile for a way you can get a free piece of writing from Issue 0!
Fedde Le Grand

Fedde Le Grand



Jan 19 2007 9:48 AM

Hi Thomas,

Thank you for being my MySoace friend!

Grtz,
Fedde
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