The Holy Rollers
"Salvation is upon us!"


31 years old
PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island
United States



Last Login:6/13/2008
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    The Holy Rollers's Interests
Generalreligious studies, preaching the gospel through kickball, conversion, salvation, sunday morning pastries.
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Status:Swinger
Orientation:Not Sure
Zodiac Sign:Cancer



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About me:
Last years heathens become this years saviors. The PKL has been notoriously recognized as a breeding ground for unethical behavior. Public drinking, same-sex lustful engagement (hello, stilettos), foul language, unsportsmanlike like conduct (what up, daggers?), lack of cleanliness (gardeners, please at least wear shoes this year), and the presence of the devil’s minions (zomboree, please stay dead) have all contributed to the downward spiral of this great cities communities. In response to this, the Catholic Church has managed to convert a number of PKL players to the path of the righteous. These players have been sent to deliver what can only be called a holy war upon the PKL and it’s league of sinners. They will convert who they can, and destroy the rest. These children of god are….The Holy Rollers.


www.providencekickball.org
Who I'd like to meet:
Sons and daughters of God. especially the daughters.

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The Holy Rollers has 59 friends.
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Becky





Jun 25 2008 4:24 PM



you totally need this
Dave





Jun 17 2008 1:00 PM

Please kick Satan's redness off those bouncing, dirty balls this summer, with your wholly holy hot-shittedness. Thanks and God bless.
jay





Jun 11 2008 3:10 PM

god has certainly not forsaken you in 2008.
Béla





May 18 2008 10:58 AM

meow! kickball. meh.
Mississippi Shakedown





Oct 31 2007 3:17 PM

holy smokes your not even gunna believe this...i did this deal to get a REAL bag & wallet from Coach totally FREE & it surprisingly came!! since i KNOW its legit now, i'm going to act quick and snag a few more to give out as goodie..you really ought to go swipe one or two too HA HA! isn't the one i got awesome?



you can come here or cliq the pic above to grab yours
Mississippi Shakedown





Sep 29 2007 2:42 PM

Becky





Sep 9 2007 7:23 AM

Congratulations Holy Rollers!!!
überchick





Sep 2 2007 1:20 PM

i finally put up pictures from week 9 through yesterday's games. check 'em out at:
http://flickr.com/photos/juice4life/collections/72157600916708455/
Dave





Sep 1 2007 6:50 AM

Mississippi Shakedown





Aug 6 2007 2:35 PM

the big guy loves him some shakedown

and they ain't nothin false about them grillz (golden-idolz edition)

thanks for the love, brothers
jay





Aug 3 2007 2:27 PM

From the Pope himself! BSRmadillos, you might ride the airwaves, but God rules the air!
überchick





Jul 26 2007 6:19 PM

where the hell were y'all tonight huh? practice... 6pm...
The Stilettos





Jun 20 2007 10:46 AM

Oh trust us, there will be nothing even remotely celibate about our matchup with you guys in a few weeks!
Providence Kickball League





May 29 2007 10:19 AM

Does the fact that your party may nominate a pro-gay rights, pro-abortion, and anti-gun-control candidate for President shake your faith in god and country? Just wonderin'.
Heather





Nov 1 2006 12:56 PM

hey penetrators- I need your real email addresses to invite you to Tom's (and my) birthday party. send me a message :)
R0B





Oct 28 2006 8:46 PM

Word up! I finally found our team theme song, (too bad team Penetrator is defunct) check out the metal awesomeness or awesome metalness of it! www.myspace.com/penetrator or check out my profile, i just added it.
Descent





Sep 20 2006 9:32 AM

Although we did not win the Division Championship, our style of kickball was quite simply KICKASS !!!
jay





Sep 16 2006 10:56 AM

yeah, not it since i don't really have a home right now. but i plan on making my home atop victory mountain!
überchick





Sep 14 2006 9:21 AM

so who's hosting the post-game party? 1-2-3, not it!
lauren





Sep 13 2006 7:38 PM

i seriously can't wait either... i miss my kickball peeps!
Heather





Sep 13 2006 11:52 AM

I seriously can't wait for saturday.
überchick





Sep 8 2006 8:58 AM

post-game festivities at chez juice tomorrow!
jay





Aug 26 2006 11:17 PM

well done, Penetrator. well done.
Descent





Aug 15 2006 1:15 PM

penetrator for life ! biatchkas !
R0B





Aug 13 2006 1:55 PM

a few shots from yesterdays games.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/21583419@N00/sets/72157594235587984/
Paul





Aug 9 2006 6:19 AM

penetrator ruined my knee. well, that and jägermeister.
Paul





Aug 4 2006 11:56 AM

penetrator ruined my hamstring. well, that and jägermeister.
R0B





Aug 1 2006 10:34 AM

eggsperm3
jay





Jul 25 2006 4:01 AM

agreed. as long a stu can refrain from make that "look, i caught the ball" face from now on.
überchick





Jul 24 2006 7:19 PM

Stellar game on Saturday mates- a pleasure to watch. Now if we can just refrain from any more injuries & get the rest of the team to show up I think we'll be in good shape for thes rest of the season.
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