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All I need is a real trippy extra extended Ambient Jam, man. Then I can trip out at the strangeness and cool out because there is no discernable rhythm. ----------------------------------------------------------- The best concerts have glow stick wars. But it seems the tour kidz nowadays are rusty and don't know the rules or reason for the glow stick war. First of all- glowstick wars are in the 2nd set- preferrably in Down With Disease, Piper, or Harry Hood. The purpose of the glowstick war is to move the glowsticks backwards up the arena and then back down to the front in the trippiest most colorful way imaginable. At this point those closest to the stage can wind up and peg the band members. The best are indoor venues where people above and behind the band can unleash wicked cricket hurls. Like shooting Phish in a barrell- ha ha. The technique for throwing glowsticks is to around and throw a low overhand line drive backwards- preferably so it hits someone within 5 rows in the face so they have no chance to react. Sounds mean? I got hit in the face once man and it was awesome. ----------------------------------- But everyone is getting weakwilled and craven. Now all I see is these floppy glow sticks and glow rings. They can still be thrown- but you just can't get the velocity you could with the old ones. Some old glow sticks could also be used as a vibrantly colored set of knucks- akin to Mr. Rockford from the Rockford Files roll of quarters he put in his fist when he hit people. ----------------------------------------- Many people do not realize that the contents of the glowsticks- much like RAID FLYING INSECT DEATH SPRAY is safe for human consumption and surprisingly refreshing. ----------------------------------------------------------- The Mecca of Music- the WORLD MUSIC THEATRE has it all- huge gridlock trying to get into shows, parking lots of sharp gravel and glass, angry security trying to arrest people, no shade, unsanitary portalets, vigorous enforcement of the no-vending rules, bicycle cops, lots of ticketless Tour KIDZ looking for drugs, awesome peeps looking for miracles, super expensive concessions, horrible sound quality, gravelly lawn full of litter and trash, plenty of drunks urinating everywhere, a nitrous tank next to my new car, and strict enforcement of the no-smoking policy in the pavillion. ----------------------------------------------------------- A good show has pointless jams, preferably fewer songs in each set- but each song really really long and if possible a song I heard very recently at another concert. I love a show with lots of peddle dancing, electric keyboards making noises that sound like the laser guns from "Lost In Space", the occasional electric accordian to drown out the lead guitar, simple bass lines, ample noodling, special sound effects, mumbled words, botched choruses, mosh pits full of mud and filth, horrible new songs no one knows, plenty of repeats from the night before, extra long set break, preferably a very short encore, a shorter set so that I can stay more focus and vigorated, starts an hour late, and if no drum space certainly a huge drum solo and as I said at first- a really spacey ambient jam.